2021 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 78794]

Welp, wasn’t expecting this 

[Scraps 13813]

Gotta pitch odorizzi here.

Greinke needs to start. Nothing supports Odorizzi starting in game 4

[Gourmand 7778]

well this is about the worst possible thing that couldve happened 

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

 

[tx 3 putt 78794]

And we have to burn odorrizi

 

fuck me 

[Mo Horn 8943]

Whoever they bring in might have to go the rest of the game, regardless of the score. Save the rest of the pen. 

[Rip76 5023]

Wow I really pissed off the sports gods some how.

[Gourmand 7778]

Just now, Scraps said:

Gotta pitch odorizzi here.

Greinke needs to start. Nothing supports Odorizzi starting in game 4

Greinke can't start except in an "opener" capacity really. He is not stretched about beyond 40 pitches.

[Scraps 13813]

And we have to burn odorrizi
 
fuck me 

Its not burning. Greinke should start game 4 anyway.

[runthebone 8380]

Sprained his Enoli.

[oh_snap 694]

This day is spiraling down hard. 

[Scraps 13813]

Greinke can't start except in an "opener" capacity really. He is not stretched about beyond 40 pitches.

He throws 85 he can pitch 7 innings if he needs to.

He only has to go through the lineup twice

[runthebone 8380]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Whoever they bring in might have to go the rest of the game, regardless of the score. Save the rest of the pen. 

Off day tomorrow, still have to try to win.  It's the second.

[patrickdrinksbeer 856]

really big time effort today from garcia. well done.

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

It’s a miracle we won’t be down 0-2. 

[D3zii 3956]

Because of Texas football this doesn’t even move me. I’m really numb to everything 

[Scraps 13813]

Lmao long toss on the field. Move chas i gotta throw home

[tx 3 putt 78794]

Than warm up is going to take awhile lulz

trying to ice evaldi haha

[Serak The Preparer 3484]

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I chose poorly. 

[tx 3 putt 78794]

Just now, Scraps said:

Lmao long toss on the field. Move chas i gotta throw home

Smoltz does not approve !!

[Gourmand 7778]

 Peter Solomon better get ready because I bet there's a good chance they activate him off the taxi squad if Garcia is injured significantly

[Mo Horn 8943]

I'm truly trying to find any piece of hope I can find today, but maybe Garcia is hurt and can't pitch anymore and LMJ can come back this series as a replacement. 

[cabowabo 4692]

Gosh, I hope Garcia would still be available to start a game 7 if necessary. 

[Gourmand 7778]

What an impossible spot for Odorizzi to be in. At least the expectations bar is low.

[henrygandorf 29230]

must be nice to be a red sox fan.  all their injuries actually make them better.

[TexArcher 39080]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

I'm truly trying to find any piece of hope I can find today, but maybe Garcia is hurt and can't pitch anymore and LMJ can come back this series as a replacement. 

Sure, LMJ can just pitch with his non-injured arm.

Nothing is fucked, my dudes.

[UTexasFight 9832]

Dump Garcia, recall LMJ

ready for game 4 on Tuesday

[Scraps 13813]

I'm truly trying to find any piece of hope I can find today, but maybe Garcia is hurt and can't pitch anymore and LMJ can come back this series as a replacement. 

I mean i figure 0 chance that happens but that would be some ultimate houston legend shit

[henrygandorf 29230]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Dump Garcia, recall LMJ

ready for game 4 on Tuesday

checkmate.

[henrygandorf 29230]

mccarver is only 80?  shocked he wasn't in the booth for g2 of the alds.

[UTexasFight 9832]

Lulz at Odo going through full 1 hr pregame routine

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Who gives a fuck where he gets ready? Can these two dipshits shut the fuck up 

[Guadaloopy 11139]

[Scraps 13813]

This is gonna be funny as fuck when we win this game at 9pm

[UTexasFight 9832]

Astros in 5+ playoff games involved in 2 rules changes coming for next year.

the baserunning fiasco against white Sox and time limit on pitcher injury replacement 

[cabowabo 4692]

Props to Garcia for faking chafed pussy lips to ice Eovaldi. 

[UTexasFight 9832]

Waiting for foul ball knocking out Rob Drake and the new ump taking 25 minutes to get the gear on.

[IDIOTsavant 8690]

Hate to derail the thread during the game, but my SIL is curious about handicapped accessible seating for the playoffs. Does anyone know how you would go about trying to get those seats? Her teenage son recently lost his leg to osteosarcoma, and she wanted to look into getting him tickets. Would’ve given him my seat yesterday, but he just had a revision surgery and wasn’t cleared to be off his stomach in time to attend. Hopefully he’ll be cleared on Wednesday next week. Appreciate any advice, surly or otherwise.

Edited October 16, 2021 by IDIOTsavant
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[runthebone 8380]

7 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I'm truly trying to find any piece of hope I can find today, but maybe Garcia is hurt and can't pitch anymore and LMJ can come back this series as a replacement. 

I proposed the miracle return a couple of days ago, horse steroids, Bob Baffert.  Assume that is the plan

[Gourmand 7778]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Props to Garcia for faking chafed pussy lips to ice Eovaldi. 

god you fucking suck 

you are easily the worst poster on this board, you do not deserve this golden era of astros baseball

[UTexasFight 9832]

2 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Hate to derail the thread during the game, but my SIL is curious about handicapped accessible seating for the playoffs. Does anyone know who you would go about trying to get those seats? Her teenage son recently lost his leg to osteosarcoma, and she wanted to look into getting him tickets. Would’ve given him my seat yesterday, but he just had a revision surgery and wasn’t cleared to be off his stomach in time to attend. Hopefully he’ll be cleared on Wednesday next week. Appreciate any advice, surly or otherwise.

Check this box

except I don’t know how strictly they monitor/enforce actual disabled individuals using /buying those seats so you may have to compete with able-bodied a-holes buying them

 

Edited October 16, 2021 by UTexasFight

[cabowabo 4692]

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

god you fucking suck 

you are easily the worst poster on this board, you do not deserve this golden era of astros baseball

Lighten up you sensitive bitch. 

[Gourmand 7778]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Lighten up you sensitive bitch. 

all you do is whine and complain.

[Pimphand 6383]

Rougnedizzi will make or break here.

[Scraps 13813]

Uhhh lets not give up a grand slam every inning plz

[UTexasFight 9832]

Garcia/Odorizzi human rain delay inside a closed MMP is not quite what I expected  as a strategy for neutralizing Eovaldi 

[elfenix 34798]

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[UTexasFight 9832]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Uhhh lets not give up a grand slam every inning plz

Welp

[Mo Horn 8943]

So, today's been a fun day

[tx 3 putt 78794]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me 

[runthebone 8380]

Ok, now it's bad.