2021 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 76,296]

Welp, wasn’t expecting this 

[Scraps 13,538]

Gotta pitch odorizzi here.

Greinke needs to start. Nothing supports Odorizzi starting in game 4

[Gourmand 7,774]

well this is about the worst possible thing that couldve happened 

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

 

[tx 3 putt 76,296]

And we have to burn odorrizi

 

fuck me 

[Mo Horn 8,807]

Whoever they bring in might have to go the rest of the game, regardless of the score. Save the rest of the pen. 

[Rip76 4,912]

Wow I really pissed off the sports gods some how.

[Gourmand 7,774]

Just now, Scraps said:

Gotta pitch odorizzi here.

Greinke needs to start. Nothing supports Odorizzi starting in game 4

Greinke can't start except in an "opener" capacity really. He is not stretched about beyond 40 pitches.

[Scraps 13,538]

And we have to burn odorrizi
 
fuck me 

Its not burning. Greinke should start game 4 anyway.

[runthebone 7,931]

Sprained his Enoli.

[oh_snap 694]

This day is spiraling down hard. 

[Scraps 13,538]

Greinke can't start except in an "opener" capacity really. He is not stretched about beyond 40 pitches.

He throws 85 he can pitch 7 innings if he needs to.

He only has to go through the lineup twice

[runthebone 7,931]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Whoever they bring in might have to go the rest of the game, regardless of the score. Save the rest of the pen. 

Off day tomorrow, still have to try to win.  It's the second.

[patrickdrinksbeer 788]

really big time effort today from garcia. well done.

[Rockethorn1978 6,061]

It’s a miracle we won’t be down 0-2. 

[D3zii 3,641]

Because of Texas football this doesn’t even move me. I’m really numb to everything 

[Scraps 13,538]

Lmao long toss on the field. Move chas i gotta throw home

[tx 3 putt 76,296]

Than warm up is going to take awhile lulz

trying to ice evaldi haha

[Serak The Preparer 3,424]

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I chose poorly. 

[tx 3 putt 76,296]

Just now, Scraps said:

Lmao long toss on the field. Move chas i gotta throw home

Smoltz does not approve !!

[Gourmand 7,774]

 Peter Solomon better get ready because I bet there's a good chance they activate him off the taxi squad if Garcia is injured significantly

[Mo Horn 8,807]

I'm truly trying to find any piece of hope I can find today, but maybe Garcia is hurt and can't pitch anymore and LMJ can come back this series as a replacement. 

[cabowabo 4,452]

Gosh, I hope Garcia would still be available to start a game 7 if necessary. 

[Gourmand 7,774]

What an impossible spot for Odorizzi to be in. At least the expectations bar is low.

[henrygandorf 29,174]

must be nice to be a red sox fan.  all their injuries actually make them better.

[TexArcher 37,506]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

I'm truly trying to find any piece of hope I can find today, but maybe Garcia is hurt and can't pitch anymore and LMJ can come back this series as a replacement. 

Sure, LMJ can just pitch with his non-injured arm.

Nothing is fucked, my dudes.

[UTexasFight 9,375]

Dump Garcia, recall LMJ

ready for game 4 on Tuesday

[Scraps 13,538]

I'm truly trying to find any piece of hope I can find today, but maybe Garcia is hurt and can't pitch anymore and LMJ can come back this series as a replacement. 

I mean i figure 0 chance that happens but that would be some ultimate houston legend shit

[henrygandorf 29,174]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Dump Garcia, recall LMJ

ready for game 4 on Tuesday

checkmate.

[henrygandorf 29,174]

mccarver is only 80?  shocked he wasn't in the booth for g2 of the alds.

[UTexasFight 9,375]

Lulz at Odo going through full 1 hr pregame routine

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Who gives a fuck where he gets ready? Can these two dipshits shut the fuck up 

[Guadaloopy 10,917]

[Scraps 13,538]

This is gonna be funny as fuck when we win this game at 9pm

[UTexasFight 9,375]

Astros in 5+ playoff games involved in 2 rules changes coming for next year.

the baserunning fiasco against white Sox and time limit on pitcher injury replacement 

[cabowabo 4,452]

Props to Garcia for faking chafed pussy lips to ice Eovaldi. 

[UTexasFight 9,375]

Waiting for foul ball knocking out Rob Drake and the new ump taking 25 minutes to get the gear on.

[IDIOTsavant 8,437]

Hate to derail the thread during the game, but my SIL is curious about handicapped accessible seating for the playoffs. Does anyone know how you would go about trying to get those seats? Her teenage son recently lost his leg to osteosarcoma, and she wanted to look into getting him tickets. Would’ve given him my seat yesterday, but he just had a revision surgery and wasn’t cleared to be off his stomach in time to attend. Hopefully he’ll be cleared on Wednesday next week. Appreciate any advice, surly or otherwise.

Edited October 16, 2021 by IDIOTsavant
Typo

[runthebone 7,931]

7 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I'm truly trying to find any piece of hope I can find today, but maybe Garcia is hurt and can't pitch anymore and LMJ can come back this series as a replacement. 

I proposed the miracle return a couple of days ago, horse steroids, Bob Baffert.  Assume that is the plan

[Gourmand 7,774]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Props to Garcia for faking chafed pussy lips to ice Eovaldi. 

god you fucking suck 

you are easily the worst poster on this board, you do not deserve this golden era of astros baseball

[UTexasFight 9,375]

2 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Hate to derail the thread during the game, but my SIL is curious about handicapped accessible seating for the playoffs. Does anyone know who you would go about trying to get those seats? Her teenage son recently lost his leg to osteosarcoma, and she wanted to look into getting him tickets. Would’ve given him my seat yesterday, but he just had a revision surgery and wasn’t cleared to be off his stomach in time to attend. Hopefully he’ll be cleared on Wednesday next week. Appreciate any advice, surly or otherwise.

Check this box

except I don’t know how strictly they monitor/enforce actual disabled individuals using /buying those seats so you may have to compete with able-bodied a-holes buying them

 

Edited October 16, 2021 by UTexasFight

[cabowabo 4,452]

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

god you fucking suck 

you are easily the worst poster on this board, you do not deserve this golden era of astros baseball

Lighten up you sensitive bitch. 

[Gourmand 7,774]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Lighten up you sensitive bitch. 

all you do is whine and complain.

[Pimphand 5,592]

Rougnedizzi will make or break here.

[Scraps 13,538]

Uhhh lets not give up a grand slam every inning plz

[UTexasFight 9,375]

Garcia/Odorizzi human rain delay inside a closed MMP is not quite what I expected  as a strategy for neutralizing Eovaldi 

[elfenix 34,169]

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[UTexasFight 9,375]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Uhhh lets not give up a grand slam every inning plz

Welp

[Mo Horn 8,807]

So, today's been a fun day

[tx 3 putt 76,296]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me 

[runthebone 7,931]

Ok, now it's bad.