2021 Houston Astros Thread

[crimsonlonghorn 2313]

My god. 3 in two games? FML

[UTHornFan014 755]

Don't waste Javier this game!

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

Our pitching fucking blows. 

[TexArcher 39078]

Leave Urquidy in there until his arm falls off now.  Then make him pitch with his other arm.

[Gourmand 7778]

8 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

What’s the record for grand slams in a post season series?

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT 

What the fuck man

[Pablo 500]

Just now, Macklemore said:

These past 2 weekends have been brutal. Fuck sports 

no fucking doubt my man

just an absolute beating

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

Well at least I can go to bed early.

[beer 3294]

Put a new pitcher in the oven

[Tommy Nobis 905]

whore mouth, shut it

Well, anyone with a brain knew it was coming again.

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

Just now, beer said:

Put a new pitcher in the oven

You mean trot out the next scrub to give up more runs.

[Pablo 500]

6 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

What’s the record for grand slams in a post season series?

3

[TonyTexas 10796]

2 minutes ago, Smax said:

Whelp it was a fun run but this is over, good luck correa

Fuck off. 

[Wulaw Horn 19599]

Save us Greinke- you are our only hope. 
Also- this team has been money defensively all season only for it to fall apart at the worst possible time. 
 

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

Don’t worry guys we will hold on to those farm hands at every deadline so our 2029 season is partly productive.

[Macklemore 2946]

Just now, Pablo said:

no fucking doubt my man

just an absolute beating

I have been cranky and pissed off at work because of this shit. Supposed to be getting rest and having some fun but no we have to stew and be pissed at the Horns and Astros 

[cabowabo 4692]

I love the announcers trying to bail Altuve out there. 

[beer 3294]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Leave Urquidy in there until his arm falls off now.  Then make him pitch with his other arm.

[elfenix 34788]

where is the corpse of justin verlander on the depth chart?

[utxmike05 1833]

Lmao. Pitching what a joke. Thanks JV and Lance for always being hurt. 
Done w this series until we win a game then I will watch again.
Getting out my Braves hat. 

[Limp Brisket 549]

Lot of quit in here.

[Wulaw Horn 19599]

Fucking 1-0 if Altuve turns two there. 
not that it matters how this is going. 

[cabowabo 4692]

What are you doing Dusty??

[Ojo Rojo 2061]

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

These past 2 weekends have been brutal. Fuck sports 

This.

[Smax 3800]

Fuck off. 

Reality is a bitch, our batters have the deer in a headlights look and we have no pitchers, its the second and urquidy is at 57 pitches

[beer 3294]

One Rally Per Inning Please

[runthebone 8380]

Holy shit.  Well, this only counts as one loss.

 

C'mon, Greinke!

[Stringer 1496]

Unreal. We can’t get a starter out of the 2nd

[Chuckie Finster 23103]

Least talented pitching staff to ever appear in a LCS? I don’t think there’s a close second.

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

1 minute ago, Limp Brisket said:

Lot of quit in here.

[rvm96 1643]

Give us 2 innings somehow Yimi

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

I was never confident in our pitching in a 7 game series even with LMJ. It’s horrific without him.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4919]

Like watching the Orioles giving the BloSox all they want … for free.

[Gourmand 7778]

2 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

Lmao. Pitching what a joke. Thanks JV and Lance for always being hurt. 
Done w this series until we win a game then I will watch again.
Getting out my Braves hat. 

getthefuckout.gif

[Honeysucklerose 1008]

Holy shit.  Well, this only counts as one loss.
 
C'mon, Greinke!

And game two was only one loss. Have 4 of them and you are done

[Pablo 500]

Just now, cabowabo said:

What are you doing Dusty??

hopefully getting fucking fired

[Mez2 4048]

No fucking marbles.

Gotten hit in the mouth back to back games, need to nut up or GTFO. Embarrassing 

[Gourmand 7778]

3 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Lot of quit in here.

it's the second inning of  1-1 series. Amazing how all these newbs show up to shit all over this thread.

[TonyTexas 10796]

4 minutes ago, Smax said:

7 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Fuck off. 

Reality is a bitch, our batters have the deer in a headlights look and we have no pitchers, its the second and urquidy is at 57 pitches

Here’s reality. The series will be 2-1. Last time I checked, you have to win 4 games to win the series. 

Edited October 19, 2021 by TonyTexas

[patrickdrinksbeer 854]

crazy thing is, if we can just win 1 baseball game tomorrow, this series will be (at worst) tied.

[oh_snap 694]

Anyone wondering why dusty hasn’t gotten a contract, well here’s why. 
 

should have just ridden Urquidy and try to salvage the pen… instead we’re gonna burn more arms in a blowout to double fuck us tomorrow

[APMP 688]

Here’s reality. The series will be 2-1. Last time I checked, you have to win 5 games to win the series. 

I guarantee neither team wins 5 games in this series.

[UTHornFan014 755]

Maldonado lucky he didn't break his fingers on that ball in the dirt

[Chuckie Finster 23103]

it's the second inning of  1-1 series. Amazing how all these newbs show up to shit all over this thread.

Show your work as to how this pitching staff gets 72 more outs in Boston.

[Gourmand 7778]

1 minute ago, oh_snap said:

Anyone wondering why dusty hasn’t gotten a contract, well here’s why. 
 

should have just ridden Urquidy and try to salvage the pen… instead we’re gonna burn more arms in a blowout to double fuck us tomorrow

who are you again? I don't recall seeing you here this season?

[Scraps 13813]

We are turning on each other....that's just what they want

[Honeysucklerose 1008]

Yeah. Who are all these idiots

[UTexasFight 9820]

Their guy sucks

time for a ‘17 game 5 type victory (but please do it in 9 innings)

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

Hoping to not watch us stare down heaters down the middle this inning.

[elfenix 34788]

need our own grand slam good start by yuli

[patrickdrinksbeer 854]

Anyone wondering why dusty hasn’t gotten a contract, well here’s why. 
 
should have just ridden Urquidy and try to salvage the pen… instead we’re gonna burn more arms in a blowout to double fuck us tomorrow

would have been nice if urquidy could have gotten out of the inning, but you can’t leave a dude out there to rack up 60 pitches in an inning.