2021 Houston Astros Thread

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Holy fuck are we the rangers now jfc

[HtownHorn 14468]

Team is flat and has no juice, but they also have no pitching so not really sure what can be done.

[Jshep34 2303]

Wonder what the skeeters are doing

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[elfenix 34169]

sparks: ground ball left side and it's through

ford, quietly: of course it is

[WBT 20411]

Just now, Jshep34 said:

Wonder what the skeeters are doing

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[Rip76 4912]

2 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Back to the 90s and early 2000s teams eh?

Yup

[Longhornlove 4779]

When does basketball start?

[LTtxfan 48952]

1 minute ago, Pablo said:

put in the taxi squad?

 

Crazy thing is, if Astros do lose tonight and win tomorrow the Series will be knotted up...    2 to 2 

[kevwun 15608]

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Hard to win a series with no starting pitchers boys.  Although that was supposed to be Click's specialty I thought.

His specialty is letting a great team fall apart one piece at a time.

[cabowabo 4452]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Team is flat and has no juice, but they also have no pitching so not really sure what can be done.

Well, they can quit punting inning ending double play balls to start. 

[Rimbo 25766]

I think the strategy here is to make them overconfident.

[Honeysucklerose 957]

We can still win this series, but if we don’t, ANYONE but LA

[HtownHorn 14468]

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Crazy thing is, if Astros do lose tonight and win tomorrow the Series will be knotted up...    2 to 2 

We thought the same thing in 2018. 

[LTtxfan 48952]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Well, they can quit punting inning ending double play balls to start. 

 

Come on now...

[Longhornlove 4779]

I'm going to watch some Netflix or something, fuck this clown show of a fucking fall sports season.

[Smax 3800]

 

 

I hope we aren't getting cosmic karma for 17 and this will be our "curse of the bambino" for the next so many years

[patrickdrinksbeer 788]

this team is paying 4 pitchers (JV, ZG, LMJ and baez) $76M this season for 0.0 IP in the ALCS

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

5 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

When does basketball start?

Rockets might win 10 games this year lulzz

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Bright side is tomorrow is a new game no matter how many touchdowns they score tonight.

[Gourmand 7774]

1 minute ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

this team is paying 4 pitchers (JV, ZG, LMJ and baez) $76M this season for 0.0 IP in the ALCS

Greinke will give us at least 3 ip 

[Pablo 494]

Just now, patrickdrinksbeer said:

this team is paying 4 pitchers (JV, ZG, LMJ and baez) $76M this season for 0.0 IP in the ALCS

this is fucking absurd

[Guadaloopy 10917]

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

We thought the same thing in 2018. 

No Joe West this year.  

[Rip76 4912]

I forgot MNF was on.

Henry is a beast.

[Hornsbay22 463]

When did we get so soft?

[Gourmand 7774]

Unless Urquidy was tipping or something stupid like that, I think they should've just said fuck it and let him throw 100 pitches and save other arms. 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Bregman has been horrible

[elfenix 34169]

BIG T!

[Gourmand 7774]

MOTHERTUCKER!!

[UTHornFan014 710]

Got the 3 back from last inning!

[TexArcher 37506]

IT HAS BEGUN

[TexArcher 37506]

5 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Unless Urquidy was tipping or something stupid like that, I think they should've just said fuck it and let him throw 100 pitches and save other arms. 

Yeah, I wasn't kidding about leaving his ass in there for the duration.

[Gourmand 7774]

Tucker is so good.

[tx 3 putt 76296]

Don’t call it a come back !!!!!

[HOOKEM4 5016]

Rally time. PH machete.

[UTHornFan014 710]

Siri gonna be swinging for the fences

[Smax 3800]

6 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Bregman has been horrible

too much bregy bomb salsa and not enough bregy bomb baseball

[Gourmand 7774]

Dusty needs to call the grand slam play, beat them with their own meds

[cabowabo 4452]

Please stop Joe. 

[Gourmand 7774]

good at bat here from siri

[TexArcher 37506]

Good battle.  At the very least we need to make them burn through some bullpen innings with us.

[Longhornlove 4779]

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Please stop Joe. 

I had to turn the sound off. I then took a shower and just in time to see Tucker round the bases. Still on mute, couldn't listen to Joe Buck gargle Boston's balls any more.

[LTtxfan 48952]

19 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Furk...

Ok,  9 runs

 

Watched a lot of games at Fenway....  6 runs can easily be made up with 5 more innings to bat

Now 9-3   Red Sox lead  after 3 1/2 innings

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, Longhornlove said:

I had to turn the sound off. I then took a shower and just in time to see Tucker round the bases. Still on mute, couldn't listen to Joe Buck gargle Boston's balls any more.

You missed him make "hey Siri" jokes throughout the last AB

[HOOKEM4 5016]

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

You missed him make "hey Siri" jokes throughout the last AB

The part of Joe ran down his mother's leg.

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Hard to win if you have no really reliable starter. We knew going in that our depleted staff would be in for a massive challenge, but we had to hope the Sox would cool off and we'd heat up. Few indications of either so far, but at least we showed some spark last inning. Let's win this one 12-9 and change the narrative.  

[HtownHorn 14468]

I think we PH Castro for Maldonado to start the 5th.

[Gourmand 7774]

Yeah it stings knowing that this should've been LMJ's start.

[Longhornlove 4779]

go get 3 more bitches

 

[TexArcher 37506]

Man, Boston looks like such a collection of assholes.

[Longhornlove 4779]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Man, Boston looks like such a collection of assholes.