2021 Houston Astros Thread

[Rimbo 25766]

hope is a dangerous thing

 

please throw strikes

[elfenix 34169]

wtf was that update shit?

[tx 3 putt 76294]

[elfenix 34169]

ASTROS WIN!

[Chuckie Finster 22597]

How bout that fucking bullpen!

[Horn80 6075]

Cheers from the state of Texas.

[Wulaw Horn 18968]

4 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

What a single with one out to go? Man up, dude. 

No. Throwing balls up 7. Pound the zone. Don’t care about anything else. 

[oh_snap 694]

holy hell this bullpen was tits tonight. 

[UTexasFight 9375]

Sparks:
“It’s about time Brent Strom got booed.

He deserves this.”

[tx 3 putt 76294]

Just now, elfenix said:

wtf was that update shit?

[UTexasFight 9375]

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Yeah i did this in the 5th.

Smoltz is a fucking tool too

+1

[UTHornFan014 710]

Just gotta do it again tomorrow!

[cabowabo 4452]

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

wtf was that update shit?

The Russians. 

[hornmpa96 2598]

3 game series now

[UTexasFight 9375]

Hey haters:

[TexArcher 37506]

"Nothing is over!  Nothing!"

 

[tx 3 putt 76294]

Hey fuck stick Smoltz, the Astros can also take the series lead back to Houston !!!!

[runthebone 7931]

These games are nuts.  How is either team going to find enough pitching to eat the innings?

 

New series!

[David Dennison 18646]

Gruntled.

[cabowabo 4452]

Papi looks like someone fucked his wife and made him watch. 

[Guadaloopy 10917]

How’s everyone doing in here?  All of the BS from games 2 and 3 is a memory.  Framber gets back to form tomorrow and we close this out at home in 6.  

[beer 3215]

Fuck arod

[Wishbone 4731]

Coming home for at least 1 more! Hopefully needing just 1 more when they do. Let’s Gooo!

[Longhornlove 4779]

Sounded like funeral home music playing when Buck was handing it over to the studio. He sounded so sad. Awesome.

[beer 3215]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Papi looks like someone fucked his wife and made him watch. 

He might be into that

[David Dennison 18646]

Tip o' the cap to the bullpen.

Well done, boys.

[HtownHorn 14468]

I love Cora going for the kill shot and it blowing it up in his face with Eovaldi in the 9th.

[cabowabo 4452]

So is it Framber tomorrow?

[HtownHorn 14468]

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Papi looks like someone fucked his wife and made him watch. 

and then shot him in the back.

[Horn80 6075]

Just now, Longhornlove said:

Sounded like funeral home music playing when Buck was handing it over to the studio. He sounded so sad. Awesome.

He should get ripped for his tone.  Fuck him.

[Longhornlove 4779]

Cn anyone understand half of what Big Papi says because I can't.

[Harrison Stafford 3325]

Die you bunch of thick-accented motherfuckers!  Boston sucks!

[Gut Wagon 8052]

That was just an outstanding team performance. More Castro, please. 

[Hornsbay22 463]

Once again I'd like to apologize for talking shit on Altuve correa Bregman Raley madly Castro Brantley.

[HtownHorn 14468]

Papi bitching about the strike zone. Lulz.

Holy shit, he says he wants consistency from the umpire and he got it. He called both the Greinke pitch and the Eovladi pitch a ball.

Go take some steroids.

Edited October 20, 2021 by HtownHorn

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

TOLD YALL BEFORE THE GAME.  ASTROS WOULD TAKE THIS BITCH.  BOSTON AINT SHIT.

IT'S 2-2, JUST LIKE I SAID.  STEAL THE GAME TOMORROW AND COME CLINCH IT IN HTOWN.

DON"T LET THE FOOTBALL BOARD PUSSIFICATION SPREAD HERE.  ASTROS TAKE THIS SHIT ALL THE WAY.

[tx 3 putt 76294]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

So is it Framber tomorrow?

we need good framber 

[Mez2 4020]

#HTownPride 

[immamac 42513]

Just now, Shaggy3.0 said:

TOLD YALL BEFORE THE GAME.  ASTROS WOULD TAKE THIS BITCH.  BOSTON AINT SHIT.

IT'S 2-2, JUST LIKE I SAID.  STEAL THE GAME TOMORROW AND COME CLINCH IT IN HTOWN.

DON"T LET THE FOOTBALL BOARD PUSSIFICATION SPREAD HERE.  ASTROS TAKE THIS SHIT ALL THE WAY.

cursed comment is cursed.

[WBT 20411]

What a fucking job by the bullpen.

So we're thinking Framber tomorrow, Odo in Game 6, and Urquidy in Game 7*?

I say Framber breaks the curse and throws 7 tomorrow.

Edited October 20, 2021 by WBT

[Colonel Sanders 1332]

4 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Papi looks like someone fucked his wife and made him watch. 

It's called the Jimbo.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2630]

I’m happy. 

[tx 3 putt 76294]

Framber and Garcia are fresh for tomorrow 

[Gourmand 7774]

I missed the game thread tonight, couldn't deal with all the negativity. 

 

[Gourmand 7774]

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I love Cora going for the kill shot and it blowing it up in his face with Eovaldi in the 9th.

Seriously what the fuck was that arrogant fuckface thinking?

[tx 3 putt 76294]

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

I missed the game thread tonight, couldn't deal with all the negativity. 

 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

cursed comment is cursed.

KEEP YOUR PUSSIFICATION IN THAT PATHETIC FOOTBALL THREAD.

 

[Gourmand 7774]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Oh my asspussy was puckered bigtime.

[HtownHorn 14468]

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

What a fucking job by the bullpen.

So we're thinking Framber tomorrow, Odo in Game 6, and Urquidy in Game 7*?

I say Framber breaks the curse and throws 7 tomorrow.

Framber for sure tomorrow. I wouldn't pitch Garcia on the road. Maybe Garcia starts game 6, and Odorizzi game 7 with Urquidy ready in the pen.

But if we win tomorrow, we are winning in 6.

[TexArcher 37506]

Oh, we're winning tomorrow.