2021 Houston Astros Thread

[YChang 3430]

Hey, that was actually a good swing at a pitch from Maldy. 

[Gourmand 7774]

Machete has called a great game for Framber as well

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Is it me or does Yordan look a lot like VY?

It's you, but nutz are hanging...

[A-Tex Devil 2445]

I was going to ask if “Hey, Siri” jokes are getting begged.  Looks like not.  Great. 
 

Hey, Siri.  Give me a weak back breaking two run hit.  
 

Sure. Would you like blooper or infield hit with a Schwarber error?

Blooper please.  I feel bad for Kyle. 
 

Certainly.  Two Run Blooper playing on Spotify. 

[HtownHorn 14469]

I'm sure it was a coincidence that after the umps caught and stopped the Red Sox cheating, the Astros scored 5 runs.

Edited October 20, 2021 by HtownHorn

[Gourmand 7774]

Ha radio broadcast playing "Sailing" out of the bump 

[Dutchrudder 11115]

Wow, what a great inning! Love seeing the Red Sox fans sad.

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

It makes me laugh but you'd think at some point he would just get lucky with a single or something.

[Scraps 13540]

Wooo mow that bitch down

[UTHornFan014 710]

Joe Buck sounds very disappointed - I love it!

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Keep the peddle down Framber!

[HtownHorn 14469]

Can't get behind. Got to throw strikes.

[Guadaloopy 10918]

Cmon Framber.  Take their souls.  

[Gourmand 7774]

cmon Framber keep pumping strikes

 

[Wishbone 4731]

Nice play Piña

[elfenix 34171]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Cmon Framber.  Take their souls.  

 

(the 10th image search result for "soul sucker" is a sex toy)

[Gourmand 7774]

 keep shoving Framber!

[Lat22 3994]

What was the flickering light on the wall? I’m watching tv but listening to radio guys. 

[HtownHorn 14469]

Keeping stacking zeros Framber.

[rvm96 1643]

Let Framber throw until they get a couple on base?

[HtownHorn 14469]

Just now, Lat22 said:

What was the flickering light on the wall? I’m watching tv but listening to radio guys. 

That was the Red Sox cheating. It's why the umps stopped play in the bottom of the 5th. The light was in the batting eye and likely affecting our hitters ability to see the ball.

Remember the bullshit that Oklahoma State pulled last year on our FG attempts. Kinda the same thing.

[YChang 3430]

Just now, rvm96 said:

Let Framber throw until they get a couple on base?

If we add on a few more runs... definitely

[patrickdrinksbeer 788]

 
(the 10th image search result for "soul sucker" is a sex toy)

[Gourmand 7774]

 

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Yordan just needs a triple for the cycle. I hear Fenway has the only ground rule triple in the MLB....just sayin

[Scraps 13540]

Robles sucks....hes good for at least 1 homer

[HtownHorn 14469]

Let's almost bat around again.

[TonyTexas 10481]

5 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

What was the flickering light on the wall? I’m watching tv but listening to radio guys. 

 

[HtownHorn 14469]

Is Garcia eating nachos?

[Guadaloopy 10918]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Is Garcia eating nachos?

He ran the ol Johnny Football play.  

[elfenix 34171]

uncle mike!

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Is Garcia eating nachos?

It’s a good game!

[Gourmand 7774]

pile it on baby

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Mighty Mouse just flew around the bases.

[StruggleBus 3922]

Hey Red Sox:

[tx 3 putt 76315]

Altuve was flying off the crack of the bat 

[Guest]

Altuve took off like there were 2 outs.  That was great!!!

 

Nice shot by Michael Brantley!

[Guadaloopy 10918]

[Gourmand 7774]

that Red Sox shopping cart is pretty empty right now

[TexArcher 37508]

8 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Let Framber throw until they get a couple on base?

So until Game 8?

[Guest]

Just now, StruggleBus said:

Hey Red Sox:

You know this whole series< i was cool with everything, the crowd, the grand salamis.  Good competitive stuff.

Sale screaming like a madman changed all that.

Pour it the fuck on, Astros!!!

[HtownHorn 14469]

That Dusty Baker graphic was really cool.

[Gourmand 7774]

damn it Bregs 

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Bregman. Just go sit.

[Scraps 13540]

That is a fucking career.

Gotta get him a ring

[UTexasFight 9376]

7 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

15 and 15

[Horn80 6075]

Go Astros

[tx 3 putt 76315]

why switch pitchers with bases empty and two outs ???

[perfectchaos007 6596]

7 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

 

Very "sketchy" things happening at Fenway!

[HtownHorn 14469]

Is Jeff Passan going to write a 1000 word article on the Red Sox clearly cheating in this game?