2021 Houston Astros Thread

[YChang 3,571]

Hey, that was actually a good swing at a pitch from Maldy. 

[Gourmand 7,778]

Machete has called a great game for Framber as well

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Is it me or does Yordan look a lot like VY?

It's you, but nutz are hanging...

[A-Tex Devil 2,500]

I was going to ask if “Hey, Siri” jokes are getting begged.  Looks like not.  Great. 
 

Hey, Siri.  Give me a weak back breaking two run hit.  
 

Sure. Would you like blooper or infield hit with a Schwarber error?

Blooper please.  I feel bad for Kyle. 
 

Certainly.  Two Run Blooper playing on Spotify. 

[HtownHorn 15,236]

I'm sure it was a coincidence that after the umps caught and stopped the Red Sox cheating, the Astros scored 5 runs.

Edited October 20, 2021 by HtownHorn

[Gourmand 7,778]

Ha radio broadcast playing "Sailing" out of the bump 

[Dutchrudder 11,246]

Wow, what a great inning! Love seeing the Red Sox fans sad.

[Rockethorn1978 6,206]

It makes me laugh but you'd think at some point he would just get lucky with a single or something.

[Scraps 13,808]

Wooo mow that bitch down

[UTHornFan014 755]

Joe Buck sounds very disappointed - I love it!

[Honeysucklerose 1,006]

Keep the peddle down Framber!

[HtownHorn 15,236]

Can't get behind. Got to throw strikes.

[Guadaloopy 11,138]

Cmon Framber.  Take their souls.  

[Gourmand 7,778]

cmon Framber keep pumping strikes

 

[Wishbone 4,958]

Nice play Piña

[elfenix 34,759]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Cmon Framber.  Take their souls.  

 

(the 10th image search result for "soul sucker" is a sex toy)

[Gourmand 7,778]

 keep shoving Framber!

[Lat22 4,086]

What was the flickering light on the wall? I’m watching tv but listening to radio guys. 

[HtownHorn 15,236]

Keeping stacking zeros Framber.

[rvm96 1,643]

Let Framber throw until they get a couple on base?

[HtownHorn 15,236]

Just now, Lat22 said:

What was the flickering light on the wall? I’m watching tv but listening to radio guys. 

That was the Red Sox cheating. It's why the umps stopped play in the bottom of the 5th. The light was in the batting eye and likely affecting our hitters ability to see the ball.

Remember the bullshit that Oklahoma State pulled last year on our FG attempts. Kinda the same thing.

[YChang 3,571]

Just now, rvm96 said:

Let Framber throw until they get a couple on base?

If we add on a few more runs... definitely

[patrickdrinksbeer 820]

 
(the 10th image search result for "soul sucker" is a sex toy)

[Gourmand 7,778]

 

[perfectchaos007 6,780]

Yordan just needs a triple for the cycle. I hear Fenway has the only ground rule triple in the MLB....just sayin

[Scraps 13,808]

Robles sucks....hes good for at least 1 homer

[HtownHorn 15,236]

Let's almost bat around again.

[TonyTexas 10,785]

5 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

What was the flickering light on the wall? I’m watching tv but listening to radio guys. 

 

[HtownHorn 15,236]

Is Garcia eating nachos?

[Guadaloopy 11,138]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Is Garcia eating nachos?

He ran the ol Johnny Football play.  

[elfenix 34,759]

uncle mike!

[Mitch Hedberg 2,117]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Is Garcia eating nachos?

It’s a good game!

[Gourmand 7,778]

pile it on baby

[Mitch Hedberg 2,117]

Mighty Mouse just flew around the bases.

[StruggleBus 3,922]

Hey Red Sox:

[tx 3 putt 78,730]

Altuve was flying off the crack of the bat 

[Guest]

Altuve took off like there were 2 outs.  That was great!!!

 

Nice shot by Michael Brantley!

[Guadaloopy 11,138]

[Gourmand 7,778]

that Red Sox shopping cart is pretty empty right now

[TexArcher 39,074]

8 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Let Framber throw until they get a couple on base?

So until Game 8?

[Guest]

Just now, StruggleBus said:

Hey Red Sox:

You know this whole series< i was cool with everything, the crowd, the grand salamis.  Good competitive stuff.

Sale screaming like a madman changed all that.

Pour it the fuck on, Astros!!!

[HtownHorn 15,236]

That Dusty Baker graphic was really cool.

[Gourmand 7,778]

damn it Bregs 

[Honeysucklerose 1,006]

Bregman. Just go sit.

[Scraps 13,808]

That is a fucking career.

Gotta get him a ring

[UTexasFight 9,819]

7 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

15 and 15

[Horn80 6,361]

Go Astros

[tx 3 putt 78,730]

why switch pitchers with bases empty and two outs ???

[perfectchaos007 6,780]

7 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

 

Very "sketchy" things happening at Fenway!

[HtownHorn 15,236]

Is Jeff Passan going to write a 1000 word article on the Red Sox clearly cheating in this game?