2021 Houston Astros Thread

[Guest]

Didn't want CFM to get hurt...

[runthebone 7932]

Hmm, not good for CFM.

[TexArcher 37531]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Yes we did lol

Right, so losing this game doesn't mean anything is over.  We were also down 2-1 to the Red Sox a week ago.  This team doesn't know how to quit.

[Wulaw Horn 18984]

I’m normally fine with any opposing player missing a game or getting hurt against us (not anything serious but enough to knock him out). Wouldn’t ever want that for Charlie F-ing Morton. 

[elfenix 34184]

Uncle Mike came to play

[Wishbone 4739]

Our lineup seems to sit dormant until someone lights the fuse. We need a couple of hits to light it up. It usually stays lit for the games duration after that.

[WBT 20425]

I had been led to believe Atlanta's lefty relievers were invincible?

[Guest]

as my wife says, Daddy Mike...

[Bevo&Pevo 5036]

sweet swing for uncle mike

[TexArcher 37531]

I see you, Professional!

[Scraps 13543]

Yuli with the KO

[cabowabo 4453]

Nice swing Bregs. 

[TonyTexas 10482]

Fuck all this sentimentality. I like CFM but I hope he’s out for the series. We might still lose this game but it helps by putting pitches on their bullpen not to mention forcing them to fill 1 or 2 remaining starts. 

[David Dennison 18661]

Gat dayum, Alex Bregman is having a bad post-season at the plate.

[Telegraph_it 3354]

Damn Bregs. Just blah. 

[perfectchaos007 6596]

need a basehit badly here just to get on the board

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Smoltz praising Ron Washington. Wonder if he does cocaine with him to?

[Scraps 13543]

Yeah fuck CFM

If you ain't with us you against us



We can be friends again next thursday

[Wishbone 4739]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Smoltz praising Ron Washington. Wonder if he does cocaine with him to?

His source.

[David Dennison 18661]

aggy 1, Yordan 0

[UTexasFight 9381]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Fuck all this sentimentality. I like CFM but I hope he’s out for the series. We might still lose this game but it helps by putting pitches on their bullpen not to mention forcing them to fill 1 or 2 remaining starts. 

This

the “aw shucks. Charlie was such a good little boy” is nauseating.

i don’t wish injury on anyone (other than pederson, Joe Kelly, every dodger, keke, every Red Sox, every Yankee, and Ken giles), but I’m glad morton is gone from this game and hope he his done for the series 

[tx 3 putt 76421]

Damn 

[Telegraph_it 3354]

Welllllllll fuck you too 3rd inning. 

[utxmike05 1825]

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Yuli with the KO

Got me excited thinking my feed was behind….was waiting for Yuli to bat…didnt happen..lol

[Scraps 13543]

i don’t wish injury on anyone (other than pederson, Joe Kelly, every dodger, keke, every Red Sox, every Yankee, and Ken giles)

Keep going....

[Telegraph_it 3354]

It’s just how this game is going. We will need Tucker to get a HR to snap us out of it. 

[tx 3 putt 76421]

Lot of game left 

[Scraps 13543]

Got me excited thinking my feed was behind….was waiting for Yuli to bat…didnt happen..lol

Lol i meant of Morton

[David Dennison 18661]

Oh no.

[Telegraph_it 3354]

Lolololol here we go. 

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Maybe this is the inning we shut out the Braves

[utxmike05 1825]

Lol Brantley has our only 2 hits

[Guest]

conceding the game with this fucking spare.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Nice to see we’ve thrown in the towel this game

[Scraps 13543]

Didn't someone say Odorizzi WS MVP or was that ALCS MVP?

Either way his campaign to the trophy starts now!

[Limp Brisket 546]

There is a lot of you that should really be posting in the WS thread rather than here.  

[Wishbone 4739]

Hoping for some effective ineffectiveness from Odorizzi here.

Edited October 27, 2021 by Wishbone

[Wulaw Horn 18984]

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

This

the “aw shucks. Charlie was such a good little boy” is nauseating.

i don’t wish injury on anyone (other than pederson, Joe Kelly, every dodger, keke, every Red Sox, every Yankee, and Ken giles), but I’m glad morton is gone from this game and hope he his done for the series 

Me too. He’s just the last guy I’d like to see it happen for them. He’s not crying for Lance I’m sure. 

[Updawg 2261]

There is a lot of you that should really be posting in the WS thread rather than here.  

Fuck that. Dipshit helobious is probably there

[Gut Wagon 8053]

Open the roof. Dig up Beltran's glove. Or maybe do something REALLY crazy...like play better. 

[Telegraph_it 3354]

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Open the roof. Dig up Beltran's glove. Or maybe do something REALLY crazy...like play better. 

I’d prefer scoring with bases loaded. 

[Wishbone 4739]

Just now, Updawg said:

Fuck that. Dipshit helobious is probably there

Yep, can confirm. Went there by mistake.

[Telegraph_it 3354]

Freeman has a punchable face. 
 

[Wishbone 4739]

*sigh

[Bevo&Pevo 5036]

Damn Yuli.

[Scraps 13543]

Yuli with the OhNo

[WBT 20425]

Albies knows his lane

[TonyTexas 10482]

3 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Fuck that. Dipshit helobious is probably there

He is, along with Derka. It’s a confederacy of dunces. 

[Scraps 13543]

Never trust a man with two first names

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Just regroup tomorrow night. This is a cluster fuck.