2021 Houston Astros Thread

[Guest]

Didn't want CFM to get hurt...

[runthebone 8,322]

Hmm, not good for CFM.

[TexArcher 38,816]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Yes we did lol

Right, so losing this game doesn't mean anything is over.  We were also down 2-1 to the Red Sox a week ago.  This team doesn't know how to quit.

[Wulaw Horn 19,560]

I’m normally fine with any opposing player missing a game or getting hurt against us (not anything serious but enough to knock him out). Wouldn’t ever want that for Charlie F-ing Morton. 

[elfenix 34,658]

Uncle Mike came to play

[Wishbone 4,924]

Our lineup seems to sit dormant until someone lights the fuse. We need a couple of hits to light it up. It usually stays lit for the games duration after that.

[WBT 20,884]

I had been led to believe Atlanta's lefty relievers were invincible?

[Guest]

as my wife says, Daddy Mike...

[Bevo&Pevo 5,507]

sweet swing for uncle mike

[TexArcher 38,816]

I see you, Professional!

[Scraps 13,745]

Yuli with the KO

[cabowabo 4,645]

Nice swing Bregs. 

[TonyTexas 10,683]

Fuck all this sentimentality. I like CFM but I hope he’s out for the series. We might still lose this game but it helps by putting pitches on their bullpen not to mention forcing them to fill 1 or 2 remaining starts. 

[David Dennison 19,441]

Gat dayum, Alex Bregman is having a bad post-season at the plate.

[Telegraph_it 3,376]

Damn Bregs. Just blah. 

[perfectchaos007 6,766]

need a basehit badly here just to get on the board

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Smoltz praising Ron Washington. Wonder if he does cocaine with him to?

[Scraps 13,745]

Yeah fuck CFM

If you ain't with us you against us



We can be friends again next thursday

[Wishbone 4,924]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Smoltz praising Ron Washington. Wonder if he does cocaine with him to?

His source.

[David Dennison 19,441]

aggy 1, Yordan 0

[UTexasFight 9,788]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Fuck all this sentimentality. I like CFM but I hope he’s out for the series. We might still lose this game but it helps by putting pitches on their bullpen not to mention forcing them to fill 1 or 2 remaining starts. 

This

the “aw shucks. Charlie was such a good little boy” is nauseating.

i don’t wish injury on anyone (other than pederson, Joe Kelly, every dodger, keke, every Red Sox, every Yankee, and Ken giles), but I’m glad morton is gone from this game and hope he his done for the series 

[tx 3 putt 78,470]

Damn 

[Telegraph_it 3,376]

Welllllllll fuck you too 3rd inning. 

[utxmike05 1,833]

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Yuli with the KO

Got me excited thinking my feed was behind….was waiting for Yuli to bat…didnt happen..lol

[Scraps 13,745]

i don’t wish injury on anyone (other than pederson, Joe Kelly, every dodger, keke, every Red Sox, every Yankee, and Ken giles)

Keep going....

[Telegraph_it 3,376]

It’s just how this game is going. We will need Tucker to get a HR to snap us out of it. 

[tx 3 putt 78,470]

Lot of game left 

[Scraps 13,745]

Got me excited thinking my feed was behind….was waiting for Yuli to bat…didnt happen..lol

Lol i meant of Morton

[David Dennison 19,441]

Oh no.

[Telegraph_it 3,376]

Lolololol here we go. 

[perfectchaos007 6,766]

Maybe this is the inning we shut out the Braves

[utxmike05 1,833]

Lol Brantley has our only 2 hits

[Guest]

conceding the game with this fucking spare.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Nice to see we’ve thrown in the towel this game

[Scraps 13,745]

Didn't someone say Odorizzi WS MVP or was that ALCS MVP?

Either way his campaign to the trophy starts now!

[Limp Brisket 549]

There is a lot of you that should really be posting in the WS thread rather than here.  

[Wishbone 4,924]

Hoping for some effective ineffectiveness from Odorizzi here.

Edited October 27, 2021 by Wishbone

[Wulaw Horn 19,560]

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

This

the “aw shucks. Charlie was such a good little boy” is nauseating.

i don’t wish injury on anyone (other than pederson, Joe Kelly, every dodger, keke, every Red Sox, every Yankee, and Ken giles), but I’m glad morton is gone from this game and hope he his done for the series 

Me too. He’s just the last guy I’d like to see it happen for them. He’s not crying for Lance I’m sure. 

[Updawg 2,378]

There is a lot of you that should really be posting in the WS thread rather than here.  

Fuck that. Dipshit helobious is probably there

[Gut Wagon 8,214]

Open the roof. Dig up Beltran's glove. Or maybe do something REALLY crazy...like play better. 

[Telegraph_it 3,376]

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Open the roof. Dig up Beltran's glove. Or maybe do something REALLY crazy...like play better. 

I’d prefer scoring with bases loaded. 

[Wishbone 4,924]

Just now, Updawg said:

Fuck that. Dipshit helobious is probably there

Yep, can confirm. Went there by mistake.

[Telegraph_it 3,376]

Freeman has a punchable face. 
 

[Wishbone 4,924]

*sigh

[Bevo&Pevo 5,507]

Damn Yuli.

[Scraps 13,745]

Yuli with the OhNo

[WBT 20,884]

Albies knows his lane

[TonyTexas 10,683]

3 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Fuck that. Dipshit helobious is probably there

He is, along with Derka. It’s a confederacy of dunces. 

[Scraps 13,745]

Never trust a man with two first names

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Just regroup tomorrow night. This is a cluster fuck.