2021 Houston Astros Thread

[David Dennison 19441]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Just regroup tomorrow night. This is a cluster fuck.

The fuck?

[utxmike05 1833]

3 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

Freeman has a punchable face. 
 

Joc too

[LTtxfan 49909]

Fun trivia if you're bored...

Not sure how often it happens, but my buddy and I just remembered two players who swallowed their tongues while members of the Astros.. 

Any guesses ??

 

[Scraps 13745]

Just regroup tomorrow night. This is a cluster fuck.

Its the fucking 4th inning...grow a pair for once.

Shit your screen name is Tommy fucking Nobis. That motherfucker would kick your pussy ass for being such a cunt pussy. Go change it to Robert Killebrew

[Telegraph_it 3376]

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Just regroup tomorrow night. This is a cluster fuck.

¿por-fucking-que?

[WBT 20884]

Struck out the side.  Y'all keep talking shit about Odorizzi!

[perfectchaos007 6766]

Finally held them to 0 for an inning. Now lets score runs

[Limp Brisket 549]

8 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Fuck that. Dipshit helobious is probably there

This is beyond fair.

[TexArcher 38816]

3 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Just regroup tomorrow night. This is a cluster fuck.

There are 5 fucking innings left, man.  

[Scraps 13745]

Struck out the side.  Y'all keep talking shit about Odorizzi!

Early leader for WS MVP if astros win it.

[Bevo&Pevo 5507]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Fun trivia if you're bored...

Not sure how often it happens, but my buddy and I just remembered two players who swallowed their tongues while members of the Astros.. 

Any guesses ??

 

Not sure I wanna know.

[WBT 20884]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Its the fucking 4th inning...grow a pair for once.

Shit your screen name is Tommy fucking Nobis. That motherfucker would kick your pussy ass for being such a cunt pussy. Go change it to Robert Killebrew

Lulz.  Juwan Mitchell imo.

No way we'll score 5 in a playoff game.

[IDIOTsavant 8673]

4 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Just regroup tomorrow night. This is a cluster fuck.

[TexArcher 38816]

This football baby commercial makes me want to kick an ad exec in his pussy.

[Gut Wagon 8214]

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Fun trivia if you're bored...

Not sure how often it happens, but my buddy and I just remembered two players who swallowed their tongues while members of the Astros.. 

Any guesses ??

 

Thon? Richard? 

[WBT 20884]

That would've been a hit against the dumbass White Sox.  Advantage derka

[Scraps 13745]

Fun trivia if you're bored...
Not sure how often it happens, but my buddy and I just remembered two players who swallowed their tongues while members of the Astros.. 
Any guesses ??
 

Larry Dierker as manager?

[Bevo&Pevo 5507]

King Tuck!

[Telegraph_it 3376]

I said HR but hopefully double works too. 

[TexArcher 38816]

Nice piece of hitting right there.

[WBT 20884]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Larry Dierker as manager?

I was at that game.  Scary shit

[WBT 20884]

Bad read Ted

[Bevo&Pevo 5507]

My man Yuli!

[TexArcher 38816]

Okay, Chas, it's gotta be you.

[Telegraph_it 3376]

Just now, WBT said:

Bad read Ted

He would not have made home regardless. 

[LTtxfan 49909]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Thon? Richard? 

Not the two we remembered...

J.R. Richard's career was really shortened by his stroke -- an amazing talent. 

Saw him pitch live -- just awesome !!!

[Bevo&Pevo 5507]

that's a boo boo from the number 1 overall pick.  Bregs is laughing somewhere.

Edited October 27, 2021 by Bevo&Pevo

[Scraps 13745]

Here.we.go.

[cabowabo 4645]

Wow. I’ll take it. 

[WBT 20884]

Who names their kid Dansby?

[TexArcher 38816]

Hey, we got a gift back from them!

Let's fucking go, make it hurt!

How about a little sac fly, Machete?

[perfectchaos007 6766]

We needed that break to get on the board!

[TexArcher 38816]

His hand might be stinging for a while after that...

[LTtxfan 49909]

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Larry Dierker as manager?

No, they were both players at the time.  Loved Dierker...

ASTROS rally  !!!

[WBT 20884]

No dp machete

[rvm96 1643]

Come on Machete!

[cabowabo 4645]

Should be PH for Machete here. 

[tx 3 putt 78470]

we need 4 more 

[StruggleBus 3922]

Gotta pinch hit here

[Wishbone 4924]

10 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Its the fucking 4th inning...grow a pair for once.

Shit your screen name is Tommy fucking Nobis. That motherfucker would kick your pussy ass for being such a cunt pussy. Go change it to Robert Killebrew

Did I say Tommy Nobis? Tommy Nobis is dead. I’m Tommy Knobis.

[Limp Brisket 549]

Fuck, hoping for a K here isn’t even wrong.

[WBT 20884]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Should be PH for Machete here. 

Yeah I would

[Mo Horn 8933]

How do you miss a hanging slider like that? 

[StruggleBus 3922]

Giving them out with a runner at third. No bueno

[perfectchaos007 6766]

Well....Its Altuve's chance to deliver

[Lat22 4070]

Whimper

[David Dennison 19441]

That is so fucking fail.

[runthebone 8322]

He's terrible right now.

[tx 3 putt 78470]

maybe machete needs glasses

im thankful he didn't hit into a DP 

[cabowabo 4645]

What a fucking waste.