2021 Houston Astros Thread

[Js1 85101]

Another wasted inning. We are decidedly unclutch now

[WBT 20418]

Kind of figured we would score when Greinke and Machete have back to back hits

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Come the fuck on, Astros. These guys aren't having fun. They need to wake the fuck up.

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Zg and maldo get hits and we can’t keep it going with the guys that are supposed to get hits. Makes sense.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

8/9 hitters both get hits and we shit the bed. Fucking awesome.

[UDontKnow 10439]

Well this Castro news is not ideal, but Maldonado look like he's interested in getting hits so maybe we won't need to sub him out late in the game.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

wasted 2 hits

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Well you can go ahead and start the next inning with a out with bregman.

[beer 3217]

6 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I firmly believe her attacker's mental illnes was completely to blame. 

FTFY...Geez, new kind of mysogyny right there. 

Edited October 31, 2021 by beer
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[Sleepygrad 1029]

Greinke and maldonado just tried to make contact and put the ball in play....our key hitters are trying to do too much it seems

[runthebone 7932]

That Altuve lineout has me thinking evil thoughts.

[Mo Horn 8807]

Afraid we will look back at this 2 innings and say that was our undoing

[cabowabo 4452]

Well this Castro news is not ideal, but Maldonado look like he's interested in getting hits so maybe we won't need to sub him out late in the game.

I think we have more pressing things to worry about.

[TexArcher 37508]

Come on, Zack, hold them down.  More runs are coming.

[UDontKnow 10439]

1 minute ago, beer said:

FTFY...Geez, new kind of mysogeny right there. 

If you're going to use the term, learn how to spell it. Misogyny. And no I'm not a misogynist. While she didn't deserve harm, her grunting was unbearable.

[Mo Horn 8807]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Come on, Zack, hold them down.  More runs are coming.

Were that it were so.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Joc with his pearl necklace seems like a massive douche.

[UDontKnow 10439]

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Joc with his pearl necklace seems like a massive douche.

I thought it was known...like back from when he was on the Dodgers.

[Sleepygrad 1029]

swinging on a 3-0 pitch?? doesn't he know that's now allowed?

[TexArcher 37508]

Whew.

Okay, get some motherfucking runs so we can all settle in.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

I thought it was known...like back from when he was on the Dodgers.

It was. I believe I probably called him a massive douche on the other site back in 2017. But I've slept since then.

[runthebone 7932]

Should have dropped Bregman to 7.  If he looks at another fastball down the middle, Dusty needs to slap him.

[UDontKnow 10439]

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I thought it was known...like back from when he was on the Dodgers.

It was. I believe I probably called him a massive douche on the other site back in 2017. But I've slept since then.

In fairness to you, I believe the pearls happened while you were sleeping.

[Gourmand 7774]

Just now, runthebone said:

Should have dropped Bregman to 7.  If he looks at another fastball down the middle, Dusty needs to slap him.

If we're to the point where Dusty is dropping him, I say just take him out of the lineup with "ankle discomfort" and start Aledmys

[beer 3217]

7 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

If you're going to use the term, learn how to spell it. Misogyny. And no I'm not a misogynist. While she didn't deserve harm, her grunting was unbearable.

Connors, McEnroe, Nadal not mentioned. No stabby stabby. Who gives a fuck if I can type or spell, you can't argue. 

[TexArcher 37508]

Pitch to hammer and he pops it up.  God dammit.

[cabowabo 4452]

Put Diaz in for Bregman.

[beer 3217]

8 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I thought it was known...like back from when he was on the Dodgers.

Flying in his personal jeweler to repair them is clearly evidence of douchery

Edited October 31, 2021 by beer
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[perfectchaos007 6596]

Bregman is an automatic out

[Lat22 3994]

Bregman is a real liability. 

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Bench him. BENCH HIM

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Pitch to hammer and he pops it up.  God dammit.

He is totally fucking lost at the plate.

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Bregman sucks

[alphahorn 1637]

4 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Should have dropped Bregman to 7.  If he looks at another fastball down the middle, Dusty needs to slap him.

been saying that all season. Come on Bregman, if you're going to be one of God's chosen people, then for crying out loud, act like it!

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

And suddenly, Yordan is fucking cold.

[cabowabo 4452]

Do we really need this interview going on?

[At Ease 44]

Bregman drawing comparison to Reddick's 2017 WS.

[TexArcher 37508]

There you go, Yordan.

Carlos, can you chip in with fucking anything this weekend, please?

[Honeysucklerose 957]

And suddenly, Yordan is fucking cold.

Who isn’t??? Oh yeah. Grienke

[Mo Horn 8807]

Nice hit Carlos 

[TexArcher 37508]

Just now, TexArcher said:

There you go, Yordan.

Carlos, can you chip in with fucking anything this weekend, please?

Thank you, sir.

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

There you go, Yordan.
Carlos, can you chip in with fucking anything this weekend, please?

From your lips...

[Sleepygrad 1029]

ho! What the fuck was that.....a line drive?

[David Dennison 18655]

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

And suddenly, Yordan is fucking cold.

Wut?

[TexArcher 37508]

Kyle, can you hit a 3-run bomb, please?

[Gourmand 7774]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Kyle, can you hit a 3-run bomb, please?

 

[Sleepygrad 1029]

I mean...at this point, do you need to step into that?

[Gourmand 7774]

goddamn. ugh.

[TexArcher 37508]

Furk.

Okay, come on Yuli.  Two out lightning time.

[elfenix 34171]

Up to greinke here