2021 Houston Astros Thread

[Gourmand 7778]

If only I could mute that dumbass chant on the Astros radio pbp.....

[elfenix 34803]

fuck yeah!

[TexArcher 39080]

This douchebag has boys in the stands wearing pearls like somebody's grandma.  NTTAWWT.

[Gourmand 7778]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Need to turn 2 here

YEAH BOIIIII

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19359]

I wonder if all the people wearing those pearl necklaces understand what a pearl necklace is?

Also, sit the fuck down, douche.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19359]

Need to turn 2 here

From your lips.

[cabowabo 4692]

Zack Greinke is a fucking baller. 

Edited October 31, 2021 by cabowabo

[WBT 21009]

19 minutes ago, WBT said:

That gun though!

same same

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Get fucked you pearl necklace pansy ass bitch

[TexArcher 39080]

Holy shit, defense is getting it done for Zack!

MOAR RUNS, PLS AND THANKS IN ADVANCE AND HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.

[tx ind 7060]

Fuck yeah!

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

god god why won't Crane pay CC when someone else will .. god plz don't be NYY.  I'd dump Bregs to keep CC; he's a once in a lifetime talent. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Need to turn 2 here

Wife kinda mumbled when Greinke gave up the hit.  I answered matter-of-factly:  He's just setting up the DP.

[alphahorn 1637]

Sign Correa, trade Bregman if you have to, but find the salary and let's keep him

[Mo Horn 8944]

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

YEAH BOIIIII

 

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Need to turn 2 here

From your lips.

Need to score 5 now

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Just now, alphahorn said:

Sign Correa, trade Bregman if you have to, but find the salary and let's keep him

 

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

god god why won't Crane pay CC when someone else will .. god plz don't be NYY.  I'd dump Bregs to keep CC; he's a once in a lifetime talent. 

hey hey 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19359]

This douchebag has boys in the stands wearing pearls like somebody's grandma.  NTTAWWT.

The only pearl necklace that is acceptable is real pearls. All these fake necklaces symbolize are jizz all over your chest. NTTAWWT is that is your fetish.

[UDontKnow 10572]

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I wonder if all the people wearing those pearl necklaces understand what a pearl necklace is?

Also, sit the fuck down, douche.

This was before my time. But wasn't it ZZ Top that popularized the term in song?

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

too early to pull Zach. Fuck this nonsense. 

[David Dennison 19573]

We are really going to miss Carlos Correa.

[Mo Horn 8944]

Why the fuck is Dusty pulling him. Let him go as long as he can? 

[TexArcher 39080]

So if we don't get to Greinke's spot, do you give him the 5th?

I do and I don't even think twice.

[Honeysucklerose 1008]

Get rid of Bregman. Keep Correa

[Scraps 13813]

Why the fuck is Dusty pulling him. Let him go as long as he can? 

No one goes to the 3rd time through. He has 1 more inning at the most

[Gourmand 7778]

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

The only pearl necklace that is acceptable is real pearls. All these fake necklaces symbolize are jizz all over your chest. NTTAWWT is that is your fetish.

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[PenelopeWitherspoon 19359]

username/avatar checks out

EXACTLY

[David Dennison 19573]

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

Get rid of Bregman. Keep Correa

Carlos Correa is going to sign a ten year contract.

The Astros as an organization will never, ever offer anyone a ten year deal.

The most we offer is five. That's how they do it and they aren't shy about telling people that.

[Gourmand 7778]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Why the fuck is Dusty pulling him. Let him go as long as he can? 

He's at 58 pitches, 50ish was considered his limit

[beer 3294]

2 out rally

[Mo Horn 8944]

Just now, Gourmand said:

He's at 58 pitches, 50ish was considered his limit

Why put a limit on him? It's likely his last outing of the year. He can still go an inning or two later, even if he pitches more tonight. 

[rvm96 1643]

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Carlos Correa is going to sign a ten year contract.

The Astros as an organization will never, ever offer anyone a ten year deal.

The most we offer is five. That's how they do it and they aren't shy about telling people that.

What about Altuve?

[UDontKnow 10572]

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Carlos Correa is going to sign a ten year contract.

The Astros as an organization will never, ever offer anyone a ten year deal.

The most we offer is five. That's how they do it and they aren't shy about telling people that.

In all fairness, a 10 year contract for the 27 year old Correa feels like a bit much. They offered him 5/$125M? I would go as high as 5/$150M. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19359]

Lulz

[Guest]

McCormick>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Marwin

 

Hell, just let Zack get another AB if that's the route the Astros are taking.

Edited October 31, 2021 by slorch

[perfectchaos007 6780]

There ya go. Stay aggressive on the bases

[WBT 21009]

We need to steal more if he's going to keep bouncing it into CF

[TexArcher 39080]

Man, we should be running a lot on d'Arnaud if he's gonna keep doing that.

[Mo Horn 8944]

Doesn't mean shit if we don't take advantage of it

[perfectchaos007 6780]

One time Marwin.

[WBT 21009]

This is dumb.  I'd definitely rather have ZG bat than Marwin.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

One time Marwin.

He did.  about 4 seasons ago...

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

This is dumb.  I'd definitely rather have ZG bat than Marwin.

Yep 

[Mo Horn 8944]

Shocked I tell ya, just shocked

[Guest]

Marwin is like tits on a boar hog.

 

Fucking useless.

[beer 3294]

It ain't a no hitter tonight

[Gourmand 7778]

0-for-8 RISP

[elfenix 34803]

*sigh*

[WBT 21009]

9 lob

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Feels like we are losing by 4

[YChang 3577]

Yeeesh