2021 Houston Astros Thread

[Guadaloopy 10,964]

Freeman bailing out the rest of the team over and over again.  

[UTexasFight 9,432]

52 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Greinke pinch hits in the 11th

Missed it by 7 innings 

[elfenix 34,238]

Greinke!

[cabowabo 4,484]

Greinke is a fucking stud. 

[YChang 3,443]

Focusness y'all... 

[WBT 20,565]

Last pitcher with a ph in the World Series?

[Guadaloopy 10,964]

Well this is one for the books.  Bringing in a pitcher to PH with no intention of pitching.  And he comes through!

[UTexasFight 9,432]

106 exit velo

lol

[Guadaloopy 10,964]

May be the last pitcher to ever bat.  

[HtownHorn 14,678]

Lulz, Greinke raking.

[TexArcher 37,774]

Okay, Bregs, Correa, and Yordan -- y'all better finish this World Series with more hits than Zack Greinke...

[tx 3 putt 76,935]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

106 exit velo

lol

He smacked that ball 

[WBT 20,565]

Strike 1 was horrible and causes him to swing at an even shittier pitch next.

Edited November 1, 2021 by WBT

[WBT 20,565]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

106 exit velo

lol

our hardest hit ball of the night

[rvm96 1,643]

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Missed it by 7 innings 

Close enough

[HtownHorn 14,678]

Altuve trying to pull that outside pitch is disgusting. Just ruined his swing for the fucking Crawford Boxes.

[WBT 20,565]

It was still dumb to pinch hit Marwin for Greinke last night

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Strike 1 was horrible and causes him to swing at an even shittier pitch next.

I feel like Atuve's turn of the head to follow the pitch into the catcher's mitt "dares" the ump to call a strike.

It still makes no sense why he does it, but it grates on my last nerve.  Calls like that don't help.

Edited November 1, 2021 by slorch

[cabowabo 4,484]

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

May be the last pitcher to ever bat.  

Thank God. I’ve done a total 180 on the DH since the Astros moved to the AL. 

[HtownHorn 14,678]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Strike 1 was horrible and causes him to swing at an even shittier pitch next.

It's not like he wouldn't swing anyway, Altuve has no control of the strike zone. The more troubling aspect of his approach is that he tries to pull everything.

[Rockethorn1978 6,077]

7 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

So?

Lol you’re the biggest fucking pussy.

[UTexasFight 9,432]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Thank God. I’ve done a total 180 on the DH since the Astros moved to the AL. 

A certain Mr. Alvarez undoubtedly has something to do with this, but yes, I’ve been in the same place as this for a while.

[Planet Houston 4,930]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Lol you’re the biggest fucking pussy.

Rumor has it DeAndre Hopkins was traded because he is bisexual and the McNairs don’t agree with his lifestyle. You still think that was a good trade? If you think that it fucking matters you need to reevaluate. 

Edited November 1, 2021 by Planet Houston

[Planet Houston 4,930]

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Lol you’re the biggest fucking pussy.

Oh and fuck you asshole

[utxmike05 1,828]

9 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

So?

Did I say it was bad? Just adding to the the eye makeup question.

[tejas60 3,533]

F that aggy

[Rockethorn1978 6,077]

1 minute ago, Planet Houston said:

Rumor has it DeAndre Hopkins was traded because he is bisexual and the McNairs don’t agree with his lifestyle. You still think that was a good trade? If you think that it fucking matters you need to reevaluate. 

[Rockethorn1978 6,077]

Just now, Planet Houston said:

Oh and fuck you asshole

[Planet Houston 4,930]

Nope just not a raging asshole

[Gut Wagon 8,065]

3 minutes ago, slorch said:

I feel like Atuve's turn of the head to follow the pitch into the catcher's mitt "dares" the ump to call a strike.

It still makes no sense why he does it, but it grates on my last nerve.  Calls like that don't help.

Pete Rose was the absolute worst ever at this. Yet another reason to hate that showboating Neanderthal and the Reds. 

[Rockethorn1978 6,077]

1 minute ago, Planet Houston said:

Oh and fuck you asshole

[Lat22 4,014]

11 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

So we're really going homophobic in here?

He just forgot the NTTAWWT. Feel better?

[Rockethorn1978 6,077]

Just now, Planet Houston said:

Nope just not a raging asshole

It’s a message board you woke sjw get a fucking life you puss stain.

[tejas60 3,533]

Can you two take your slap fest offline?

Edited November 1, 2021 by tejas60

[UTexasFight 9,432]

Let’s get outs…

and then Urquidy a 3rd WS win 

[Lat22 4,014]

Is this the Atlanta broadcast?

[tejas60 3,533]

Just now, Lat22 said:

Is this the Atlanta broadcast?

This the 1st ws game you've watched?

[UTexasFight 9,432]

Don’t throw that again 

[Lat22 4,014]

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

This the 1st ws game you've watched?

I’ve listened to Astros radio for the playoffs. For some reason, I went with Buck and the former Brave tonight. 

[cabowabo 4,484]

A 5 or 6 run inning would be nice. 

[cabowabo 4,484]

7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Let’s get outs…

and then Urquidy a 3rd WS win 

Uh….we gonna need some runs bro. 

Edited November 1, 2021 by cabowabo

[At Ease 44]

Runs

[Guadaloopy 10,964]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Uh….we gonna need some runs bro. 

Runs are coming. The Minter mystique gets busted here.  

[Guadaloopy 10,964]

Pay that man.  

[tejas60 3,533]

Alright,  let's f this aggy up. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Holy fuck Yordan has dipped into worse than Bregman and Correa territory this series

[YChang 3,443]

Let’s go Yordan. Snap out of it!

[beer 3,220]

"they chase way fewer pitches..."

<Chases pitch>

[cabowabo 4,484]

Yordan is the new Bregman. 

[UTexasFight 9,432]

Alvarez not seeing shit

 

also, water is wet