2021 Houston Astros Thread

[TOR 6131]

3 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Suprised Javier is getting away with all these hanging sliders.

Guess what.

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

5 runs. On 3 hits.

[UTHornFan014 755]

Fucking Dansby Swanson

[cabowabo 4691]

2 of the 5 runs are free passes.  Thanks for the memories and the (tainted) championship Carlos. Enjoy next year in New York. 

[Js1 87187]

I feared Sunday night was a last gasp, dead cat bounce for the offense.  Better luck next year 

[Lat22 4086]

We’ve hit two home runs this entire series. 

[mrhorn 1478]

Well that’s not good

[Gourmand 7778]

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

5 runs. On 3 hits.

23 runs, 17 on HRs

[David Dennison 19553]

So that makes 16 to 2.

I think I see the problem.

[rvm96 1643]

Nothing a 7 run 5th inning can't fix

[TOR 6131]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

I’m going to have a hard time watching the next hour and a half of Braves suck fest. 

I can barely even fap to this. 

[Guadaloopy 11130]

It ain’t over, but something needs to happen fast.  

[Chuckie Finster 23081]

Total bullshit.

Which part? Criticizing Click for not building a staff that wins you games when you score 2, 0, 2, and 0 runs seems misplaced.

[WBT 20982]

Hard to win a series when you're outhomered 10 to 2.  Hard to push it to 6 games honestly.

[Gut Wagon 8219]

We're still alive. Doesn't seem that way, but we are. Let's see what happens.  

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Hard to win a series when you're outhomered 10 to 2.  Hard to push it to 6 games honestly.

Our 2 were solo too. Yikes.

[runthebone 8377]

Are the Braves using the 2017 World Series ball?

[Mo Horn 8938]

Gotta address the starting pitching in the off season. JV and Zach will not be back. We have LMJ, who as good as he is is not a #1 starter, imo. The rest are 4th or 5th starters. 

[Smax 3800]

We're still alive. Doesn't seem that way, but we are. Let's see what happens.  

We are gasping ..

[Limp Brisket 549]

5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I’m going to have a hard time watching the next hour and a half of Braves suck fest. 

The last 49 innings didn’t do it for ya?

[David Dennison 19553]

It's an ass kicking!

[cabowabo 4691]

I’m out. See y’all next year. 

[TOR 6131]

The worst thing is that incredibly hot chick in braves gear that sits in front of you.   Why can't they go to Kansas City?

[elfenix 34753]

Welp

[utxmike05 1833]

2 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Our 2 were solo too. Yikes.

by the same guy. 

[Longhornlove 5211]

Well, time to hit the gym, the fat lady is currently singing.

[Limp Brisket 549]

Nothing is over.  Show me a pulse.

[utxmike05 1833]

We deserve a shut out.  So embarrassing 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

We couldn’t even make this game respectable at home. Our lineup is full of pussies. Maybe breaking them up with Correa gone will do some good. We need some fucking dogs on this team that are hungry.

[htown85 159]

Not even sure how we got to a 6th game. Just look at the stats, completely outplayed.

[Js1 87187]

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Gotta address the starting pitching in the off season. JV and Zach will not be back. We have LMJ, who as good as he is is not a #1 starter, imo. The rest are 4th or 5th starters. 

That’s a lot of salary + Correa’s money to spend.  God help us that Click makes the right moves 

[TOR 6131]

1 minute ago, Longhornlove said:

Well, time to hit the gym, the fat lady is currently singing.

Weird, but a good idea.  Late workouts are kind of lucrative.

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

We couldn’t even make this game respectable at home. Our lineup is full of pussies. Maybe breaking them up with Correa gone will do some good. We need some fucking dogs on this team that are hungry.

We are currently in game 6 of the world series. Honestly shut up

Edited November 3, 2021 by rvm96

[Lat22 4086]

5 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Are the Braves using the 2017 World Series ball?

They’re using the DH, just like Washington did. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

That’s a lot of salary + Correa’s money to spend.  God help us that Click makes the right moves 

Clicks going money ball like the Rays to save Crane some money. Good luck to us all.

[beer 3294]

6 minutes ago, Smax said:

8 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

We're still alive. Doesn't seem that way, but we are. Let's see what happens.  

We are gasping ..

Its agonal, I'm giving diamox and adderall

Edited November 3, 2021 by beer
Furk

[Gourmand 7778]

Just now, htown85 said:

Not even sure how we got to a 6th game. Just look at the stats, completely outplayed.

they have scored 23 runs to our 20. they have 6 runs on 4 hits to our 0 runs on 3 hits. our bullpen was lights out all series. the difference is they hit the longball with runners on base, we have not. 

[Chuckie Finster 23081]

We honestly should have seen this coming when we let Biggio and Bagwell throw out the first pitches.

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Never would have guessed the hitting would be the Achilles heel this series. But there was no reason for us to lose 2 games in Atlanta like we did. I never envisioned 2-0 and 3-2 games for sure. Baseball is weird.

[Lat22 4086]

We need to score here or I’m catching up on Below Deck. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19307]

I had to turn it off after that first bomb in the third.  They tend to play better when I do not watch.  Hoping something wakes them up.  

[Mo Horn 8938]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

That’s a lot of salary + Correa’s money to spend.  God help us that Click makes the right moves 

Yup. Gotta go big. Like Scherzer

[TexArcher 39074]

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

We honestly should have seen this coming when we let Biggio and Bagwell throw out the first pitches.

We should've let them pitch in the game.

[TOR 6131]

1 minute ago, beer said:

Its ago so, I'm giving diamox

The only thing at altitude tonight is those braves homers leaving the park.

[Gut Wagon 8219]

This sets up perfectly to be a rally for the ages. Only a madman would bet on it, of course, but history is there to be made. Let's make it. 

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

I'm gonna enjoy the next 15 outs. We may not have baseball for a while.

We certainly may not be back here for a very long while.

[TOR 6131]

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

We should've let them pitch in the game.

I love you, TexArcher.

Edited November 3, 2021 by TOR

[htown85 159]

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

they have scored 23 runs to our 20. they have 6 runs on 4 hits to our 0 runs on 3 hits. our bullpen was lights out all series. the difference is they hit the longball with runners on base, we have not. 

I think we only have 2 doubles. All I remember is Tucker and Bregman hitting doubles. There is probably 1 I’m missing. When you have 5 extra base hits and your starters can’t get through 4 innings, you should be done in 4-5 games.

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

It sucks when our best play was a diving catch by Tucker in the first inning

[David Dennison 19553]

4 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

We are currently in game 6 of the world series. Honestly shut up

Seriously. I never expected to be here with our pitching.

Weird that it's the line up that has failed in the WS.