2021 Houston Astros Thread

[Guadaloopy 10926]

4 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Gonna nickname this ranger pitcher surfer douche. Looks and acts the part so far. We’ll get to him soon.

Yup.  They’re just sizing him up.  He had multiple borderline calls go his way.  Can’t live like that for long.  

[WBT 20422]

Lulz, nice play Dorn

[Lat22 3994]

Jesus Christ Altuve. I guess we have to take the bad with the good. 

[wood 11166]

D'oh, Tuve.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Good Jose Bad Jose all in one inning. The play is right in front of him. Don’t get fucking thrown out like that.

[Gourmand 7774]

Jose Siri just hit a massive grand slam here at the Dell.

[Honeysucklerose 959]

Friggin A

[Honeysucklerose 959]

This team doesn’t want to play tonight

[wood 11166]

Gallo has 1 sac fly ever? How in the F is that even possible?

[wood 11166]

9 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Good Jose Bad Jose all in one inning. The play is right in front of him. Don’t get fucking thrown out like that.

Musta been watching the Horns run from 2nd this year.

Edited May 14, 2021 by wood

[David Dennison 18661]

Carlos Correa set the tone for that fail of an inning.

Well done, big money.

[WBT 20422]

Looks out.  Damnit Straw, you're supposed to be fast.

[billfromlaketravis 11363]

If Forrest Gump played baseball, he’d be Myles Straw. 

[David Dennison 18661]

Leavin' errbody on base.

[TonyTexas 10482]

All of these LOB and RISP are going to bite us in the butt, aren’t they?

[Guest]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

If Forrest Gump played baseball, he’d be Myles Straw. 

Something jumped up and bit me!!!!

[TonyTexas 10482]

4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

If Forrest Gump played baseball, he’d be Myles Straw. 

Send him to Corpus. He can run a shrimp boat. 

[kevwun 15653]

He'd misread the tide and end up on a sandbar.

Edited May 14, 2021 by kevwun

[tx 3 putt 76408]

[David Dennison 18661]

Ugh.

Edited May 14, 2021 by David Dennison

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Jfc this ump has missed that corner all fucking game. It’s a ball dipshit.

[wood 11166]

2 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Jfc this ump has missed that corner all fucking game. It’s a ball dipshit.

See it all the time. Even a lot of MLB umps can't see that outside pitch well 'cause they're set up on the inside. Frustrating, to say the least.

Edited May 14, 2021 by wood

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Maybe score some runs? 

[WBT 20422]

Damnit, ground rule double cost us taking the lead

[UTexasFight 9380]

We’ve managed to get a guy to third but not score in every way possible tonight 

[WBT 20422]

pocket schedule talk not going away

[TonyTexas 10482]

SMFH

 

[perfectchaos007 6596]

If we don't get a lead before Raley comes in, may as well chalk in an L

[WBT 20422]

Good game by Javier after a shaky start

[Guadaloopy 10926]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Good game by Javier after a shaky start

Really great recovery by him.  

[TonyTexas 10482]

6 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

If we don't get a lead before Raley comes in, may as well chalk in an L

 

[Guadaloopy 10926]

Correa might be the most frustrating player on the team right now.  

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Welp, Stanek can't throw a strike

[Honeysucklerose 959]

Here comes the friggin bullpen

[WBT 20422]

Hey Encino Man, throw strikes

[TonyTexas 10482]

9 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Here comes the friggin bullpen

Help is on the way

 

[UTexasFight 9380]

14 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Correa might be the most frustrating player on the team right now.  

.119/.178/.190 slash line in May isn’t your cup of tea?

 

 

(He’ll probably walk it off tonight)

Edited May 14, 2021 by UTexasFight

[Mez2 4021]

Stanek looks like Rake Yohn

[Tommy Nobis 905]

God damn straw is worthless

[UTexasFight 9380]

3 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

God damn straw is worthless

What he lacks at the plate, he makes up for by being horrendous  on the bases?

Edited May 14, 2021 by UTexasFight

[WBT 20422]

Calm down Kalas, easy out.  Guess we'll have to walk it off.

[Rimbo 25785]

i swear if we lose to the goddamn mallcops...

[clapclapclap 9000]

Sit down, kinda falafel.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Dipshit ump had called that all night for the rangers

[perfectchaos007 6596]

We're not going to be able to drive in runs without a long ball. Swing for the fences

[tx 3 putt 76408]

[clapclapclap 9000]

Well it's one for the money

Two for the show

Three struck out, now bats send us home

[HtownHorn 14488]

10 hits and only 3 runs. No productive outs, and the biggest fear for the Astros in the 10th, having a guy at 2nd with no outs.

[tx 3 putt 76408]

[clapclapclap 9000]

Enough with the bounce passes.