2021 Houston Astros Thread

[elfenix 34,172]

ASTROS WIN!

[perfectchaos007 6,596]

There's that speed!

[cabowabo 4,453]

Just what the doctor ordered. 

[David Dennison 18,661]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[WBT 20,422]

Lulz.  Look at Straw showing that speed!

[clapclapclap 9,000]

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

You know we had runner on 3rd with 1 out last inning too, right?

You know we just won, right?

[Guest]

Playing fuck-fuck and getting cute with all of the walks bit em in the ass.

 

Good guys win.

[Guadaloopy 10,926]

[HtownHorn 14,488]

That's why you always try to get the guy to 3rd.

[wood 11,166]

Run Forrest. Run!

[HtownHorn 14,488]

He was safe even with kick ball rules.

[cabowabo 4,453]

Julia, you can take off the god damn mask.  

[WBT 20,422]

1.5 games back

[Mez2 4,021]

#HTownPride 

[Mez2 4,021]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Julia, you can take off the god damn mask.  

And her chones, too

[elfenix 34,172]

you can leave your hat mask on

[Harrison Stafford 3,327]

Beating the Rangers never gets old.

[Lat22 3,994]

[Gourmand 7,774]

With Framber scheduled to throw a bullpen session today at Minute Maid, what is the timeline for a rehab outing? The Skeeters are at Round Rock through Tuesday, I would be pumped if he was on the mound for one of those games.

[Harrison Stafford 3,327]

2 hours ago, Gourmand said:

With Framber scheduled to throw a bullpen session today at Minute Maid, what is the timeline for a rehab outing? The Skeeters are at Round Rock through Tuesday, I would be pumped if he was on the mound for one of those games.

 If the  bullpen outing goes well, Framber will head out on a minor league rehab assignment next week.  Valdez should need at least two or three rehab starts to build up to a starter's workload, so his return to the Astros could still be about a month away.

[UTexasFight 9,380]

2 hours ago, Gourmand said:

With Framber scheduled to throw a bullpen session today at Minute Maid, what is the timeline for a rehab outing? The Skeeters are at Round Rock through Tuesday, I would be pumped if he was on the mound for one of those games.

Planning to be at Dell Sunday.

I too would be pumped if “one of those games” = Sunday 

[Gourmand 7,774]

Jose Siri had a monster game last night. Heckled by a dipshit doing a "Hey Siri" routine and then immediately responded with this.....

 

[texashorne 1,177]

Siri' stat line is impressive, albeit only 32 AB's.. Why so few? 

[Gourmand 7,774]

3 minutes ago, texashorne said:

Siri' stat line is impressive, albeit only 32 AB's.. Why so few? 

They've only played 7 games so far and he sat for one game. I expected to see Ronnie Dawson but he wasn't in the lineup last night. 

[Starfleet Command 441]

It's unfortunate that McCormick is on the 40 man but not either Siri or Meyers.  It doesn't look like McCormick will be a viable alternative to Straw should he continue to to hover around 40% below league average as a hitter.  It's looking more and more likely that the Astros will need to trade for a CF at the deadline.

[runthebone 7,932]

A WP-off is not as good as a balk off, but against the Rangers, it is close.

[Gourmand 7,774]

It's unfortunate that McCormick is on the 40 man but not either Siri or Meyers.  It doesn't look like McCormick will be a viable alternative to Straw should he continue to to hover around 40% below league average as a hitter.  It's looking more and more likely that the Astros will need to trade for a CF at the deadline.

It's really striking imo that the organization only has five outfielders on the 40 man, all of them are on the 25 man, and one of them will basically never play a defensive position. I'm not sure how Jairo Solis profiles as a prospect but he is out for a long time with elbow surgery. It makes sense to make room for a Siri or Dawson by removing Solis.

[texashorne 1,177]

1 hour ago, Starfleet Command said:

It's unfortunate that McCormick is on the 40 man but not either Siri or Meyers.  It doesn't look like McCormick will be a viable alternative to Straw should he continue to to hover around 40% below league average as a hitter.  It's looking more and more likely that the Astros will need to trade for a CF at the deadline.

I wonder what it would take to get the Blue Jay's CF. 

[Gourmand 7,774]

 

[Gourmand 7,774]

 

[tx 3 putt 76,402]

he's going to need at least a month to build up strength 

[TonyTexas 10,482]

Twitter Tidbits

 

Edited May 14, 2021 by TonyTexas

[Chuckie Finster 22,600]

Good news, was worried that the silence on Urquidy was a bad sign.

[UTPhil2006 3,792]

Me and @tx 3 putt are going to the game so if my fantasy team goes off, Fire drill, no Hitter, trade.. all on him

[TonyTexas 10,482]

6 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Planning to be at Dell Sunday.

I too would be pumped if “one of those games” = Sunday 

You’re in luck!

 

[WBT 20,422]

What's with SEC cap day?

[WBT 20,422]

If you guys thought you liked Straw batting leadoff, you're going to love Robel Garcia batting leadoff

[The Dog 43,808]

You’re in luck!
 

Got our tickets for the Frambering.

[TexArcher 37,520]

The Rangers are a bunch of turds.

[WBT 20,422]

attaboy Ted

[TexArcher 37,520]

Well, look at this crooked number brewing.  Thanks for the walks, Jerky.

[WBT 20,422]

y'all keep talking shit about Straw

[tx 3 putt 76,402]

Y’all keep talking shit about straw !!!

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Rangers should be honest and tell Benjamin his future is plastics.

[clapclapclap 9,000]

And while it is a nice gesture, those camo hats look terrible.

[TonyTexas 10,482]

As I’ve said before, I love watching Greinke pitch. He always does something interesting. 

 

[tx 3 putt 76,402]

Tucker is heating up 

[TexArcher 37,520]

Get right, Kyle Tucker!

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Just tuned in. Seems like a solid night to build that run differential

[WBT 20,422]

Yang out there giving universal basic free passes