2021 Houston Astros Thread

[WBT 20888]

7 minutes ago, elguapo said:

 

They've got shirts

[Mez2 4041]

#HTownPride 

[runthebone 8324]

Back in first is nice.

[TexArcher 38831]

5 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Back in first is nice.

Looks good on us, like a well-worn leather jacket we'd misplaced for a bit.

[TonyTexas 10685]

Who’s up to the challenge?

 

[DaysOff 8158]

 

With George gone Yuli might be my new favorite ASTRO.

[Mez2 4041]

Joe kelly is a cuck

[henrygandorf 29223]

13 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Joe kelly is a cuck

you gotta admire a guy who still thinks he's the "good guy" in this story.

what a fucking clown.

[DaysOff 8158]

Fun watching him get knocked out of a game 30 minutes ago.

[runthebone 8324]

Joe Kelly, professional cunt and 2018 Red Sox member/defender of baseball integrity?  Fuck that bitch.

[henrygandorf 29223]

 

[Guest]

7 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Who’s up to the challenge?

 

As a fan, I'd take those odds.  Kelly can't hit the zone for shit right now...

[ChickenSandwich 9925]

Has the Houston Chronicle online just stopped covering Houston sports?

Front page of sports section online doesn’t even mention lasts nights game. They do say we swept the Rangers. 

[Mez2 4041]

You gotta go to HoustonChronicle.com, not chron.com. whatever is in the paper is posted there, chron is for people like 3putt

[Scraps 13755]

Well thankfully I was at work yesterday or I would have probably had an aneursym seeing this live:

 

 

Edited May 21, 2021 by Scraps

[kevwun 16338]

Ugh, he doesn't have any baseball instincts.  It's like he started playing the game last week when he's in the field.

 

When are July and August tickets going to go on sale? 

Edited May 21, 2021 by kevwun

[TexArcher 38831]

Holy shit, Uncle Mike almost bitch slapped him.

[kevwun 16338]

Because he knows he has a limited range.  With a competent CF, any ball the CF can get to in left he should take.

Edited May 21, 2021 by kevwun

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Well thankfully I was at work yesterday or I would have probably had an aneursym seeing this live:

 

 

The shot of Garcia in the dugout watching the play was priceless.” After all that hard work, and you go and do that bullshit…”

[runthebone 8324]

You want him to put up a .586 OPS and play good defense?  You're just being greedy.

[runthebone 8324]

Is Yordan really 23, or is he Cuban 23?. Because that is pretty ridiculous, but Vlad Jr is only 22!

 

 

[tx 3 putt 78482]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Well thankfully I was at work yesterday or I would have probably had an aneursym seeing this live:

 

 

Even mez can make that catch 

[kevwun 16338]

The age deal isn't really a thing anymore for young foreign players.  The US Govt cracked down it.  I think he's like Lebron in that he's looked 35 since he hit puberty.

[Huckleberry 34409]

Yeah Straw is just embarrassing out there. Still way too many baseball people who think "guy fast, guy play centerfield." One of the reasons Richard Hidalgo was such an underrated player in his mid 20s. He had tremendous range in CF because his instincts were damn near perfect. But he wasn't that fast and looked even slower than he actually was with his running style so people assumed he wasn't good.

[Gourmand 7778]

4 hours ago, Mez2 said:

You gotta go to HoustonChronicle.com, not chron.com. whatever is in the paper is posted there, chron is for people like 3putt

Wow, TIL the Houston Chronicle online is more than clickbait house porn.......

I had no idea. What the fuck Chronicle?!?!

[TexArcher 38831]

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

Because he knows he has a limited range.  With a competent CF, any ball the CF can get to in left he should take.

Yeah, but is it really fair to expect a Major League centerfielder to have the awareness and understanding of a 14-year-old Pony Leaguer?

[jkates 336]

It's really a shame that the Astros can't hit now that their trash cans are gone.

[UTexasFight 9790]

Houston Methodist, leading medicine...and MLB batting stats.

Obviously something in our vaccines that isn’t in others

[TonyTexas 10685]

If thinking about this, I’d check to see if @Gourmand or @UTexasFight have plans to go.  If so, pass  

Edited May 21, 2021 by TonyTexas

[Scraps 13755]

Or yall can just man up and drive to the big boy game in Arlington

[Scraps 13755]

 

[Gourmand 7778]

If thinking about this, I’d check to see if@Gourmand or@UTexasFight have plans to go.  If so, pass  

lol

no I won't be there

[Gourmand 7778]

This is just the beginning of all the telling and I love it

https://www.nj.com/yankees/2021/05/ex-yankees-catcher-calls-out-rockies-for-suspicious-sign-signaling.html

[Scraps 13755]

Robel Garcia was optioned to the Land

[Gourmand 7778]

Gee I wonder which team that could possibly be???

[HtownHorn 15243]

13 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

This is just the beginning of all the telling and I love it

https://www.nj.com/yankees/2021/05/ex-yankees-catcher-calls-out-rockies-for-suspicious-sign-signaling.html

Kratz will do anything for money.

 

[HtownHorn 15243]

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

Gee I wonder which team that could possibly be???
 

He's talking about the Dodgers.

[kevwun 16338]

Not the saintly Dodgers.  How dare you.

[TonyTexas 10685]

Dusty finally coming to his senses

 

[The Dog 44775]

 

[ChickenSandwich 9925]

7 hours ago, slorch said:

The shot of Garcia in the dugout watching the play was priceless.” After all that hard work, and you go and do that bullshit…”

Is Willy T still in the league?  

[APMP 688]

Yeah Straw is just embarrassing out there. Still way too many baseball people who think "guy fast, guy play centerfield." One of the reasons Richard Hidalgo was such an underrated player in his mid 20s. He had tremendous range in CF because his instincts were damn near perfect. But he wasn't that fast and looked even slower than he actually was with his running style so people assumed he wasn't good.

My man also had a howitzer attached to his right shoulder

[tx 3 putt 78482]

Straws noodle arm is embarrassing 

[Scraps 13755]

Rangers behind the plate seats are so fucking awkward to me

[Scraps 13755]

Jesus christ if they are gonna give this dude that pitch to Brantley he might as well just get tossed

[Guadaloopy 11126]

Let’s not read too much into it when Ivey throws a no-no tonight.

[UTexasFight 9790]

Doug Eddings is who we’re cursing tonight 

[UTexasFight 9790]

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Rangers behind the plate seats are so fucking awkward to me

The seats? Or the people in them?

[billfromlaketravis 11788]

Ginger starting pitcher. Definitely doomed. 

[UTexasFight 9790]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Let’s not read too much into it when Ivey throws a no-no tonight.

2nd fellow from the metroplex in 3 days 

nbd