2021 Houston Astros Thread

[cabowabo 4,453]

Peredes to the rescue.....

[clapclapclap 9,000]

1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

am I wrong or has ATT Sports SW given up on Name That Astro?

I think they all have names this year.

[Honeysucklerose 958]

Again. This bullpen sucks.

[Gourmand 7,774]

4 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Peredes to the rescue.....

I see what you did there

[perfectchaos007 6,596]

Our bullpen is just a bunch of Raleys

[cabowabo 4,453]

Why is Paredes on this roster?

[Chuckie Finster 22,600]

This bullpen is giving me cancer

[TonyTexas 10,482]

 

[Honeysucklerose 958]

They want this series way more than we do. I hate the freaking Rangers

[cabowabo 4,453]

Get this fucking headcase out of the game.

[Honeysucklerose 958]

Not showing the cannoli BS this season are they?

[cabowabo 4,453]

Fuck this team.

[Lat22 3,994]

This team is going nowhere because of this bullpen. 

[Honeysucklerose 958]

This team is going nowhere because of this bullpen. 

And Bregman/Correa. Not to mention the outfield. There are a ton of glaring issues with this club

[clapclapclap 9,000]

12 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

They want this series way more than we do. I hate the freaking Rangers

I hate Click.

Edited May 22, 2021 by clapclapclap
But not Clack.

[elfenix 34,171]

What the absolute shit

[maninblack 7,974]

Losing once to these fucks was unacceptable but losing twice WTF

[Guest]

that game was 5 innings of Astros grind it out, wear you down, win 4-2...

 

and then 4 innings of "we're all getting Deshaun Watson massages in 30 minutes and can't wait."  Holy furk...just going through the motions.

 

Hard to believe all of that shit was in the same game.

Edited May 23, 2021 by slorch

[Rimbo 25,783]

As bad as our bullpen is, there is no game we can't lose.

[HtownHorn 14,487]

Bullpen is the only thing holding this team back from being elite.

[David Dennison 18,658]

 

 

[Gourmand 7,774]

15 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Bullpen is the only thing holding this team back from being elite.

Which will be improved with the return of Odorizzi and Valdez. I'd like to see more Emanuel and Ivey out of the pen as well. 

[Gourmand 7,774]

Hopefully the day off gets Yordan out of his mini slump. Every at bat that ends in a K takes a sliver of my joy. 

[Scraps 13,542]

We in dis hoe

[Gourmand 7,774]

Alvarez has eight strikeouts and three hits during his last 21 at-bats. He struck out on four pitches with two on and no out in the fifth inning of Houston’s 8-4 loss on Saturday, a game in which he finished 0-for-4. 

“He’s in a funk,” Baker said on Sunday. “He’s a little bit lost right now. He’s late on fastballs and early on breaking balls, that’s in a funk. These last five games, he’s like 3-for-21 with more punchouts than we’re used to. This is a work day, we’ve got to get him right."

[TonyTexas 10,482]

Scraps. Give us a review of the stadium. Pictures of the inside seem to closely resemble MMP. 

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Scream, "Y'all killed JFK!" several times.

[Guest]

Actually enjoying Ranger broadcasters discussing modern players' reactions to big plays like Adolis Garcia's comment to Machete while still at the plate yesterday.

I'm cool with a little emotion, as long as you're not being a dick about it.  Word is that Adolis and Machete know each other from years back and it was a good natured jab.

I'm good with a little bat flip or whatever.  No need for running your mouth or starting shit though.  No stare downs.

 

Garcia is a player I can enjoy watching when the Rangers are on.  I like the energy he brings to the game.

[WBT 20,422]

So many fucking walks this weekend

[perfectchaos007 6,596]

Javier lost his command

[David Dennison 18,658]

Is seven walks a lot?

[WBT 20,422]

Nice inning dipshits.  1 R 0 H 3 LOB.

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Damn, Altuve was so close at 2nd.

[David Dennison 18,658]

Looking at the schedule, we really didn't need to be wasting games in Arlington.

 

[WBT 20,422]

Stop embarrassing yourself Straw.  It was a full two balls inside the plate.

[WBT 20,422]

Maybe score some runs?

[elfenix 34,171]

This is worse than a game of jump to conclusions

[David Dennison 18,658]

Get your shit together, Carlos Correa.

[Scraps 13,542]

Correa and tucker really showed max effort that inning

[cabowabo 4,453]

Tucker’s pre-pitch ritual is annoying as fuck. Put some damn pine tar on your bat and quit spitting. 

[Chuckie Finster 22,600]

$100k fine for walking the first batter after being brought in. This shit is getting ridiculous.

[Guadaloopy 10,924]

[perfectchaos007 6,596]

Ugh, I hate extra innings

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Can we keep Pressly in the building another inning?

[WBT 20,422]

penalty kicks

[elfenix 34,171]

Sometimes, free baseball is the worst

[TexArcher 37,518]

Especially when it's against a bad team in a disgusting ballpark.

[WBT 20,422]

wtf altuve?  Swing the bat and drive in the run.

[WBT 20,422]

Just now, WBT said:

wtf altuve?  Swing the bat and drive in the run.

much better

[perfectchaos007 6,596]

That was a terrible 0-2 pitch and Altuve put it in play