2021 Houston Astros Thread

[cabowabo 4646]

Peredes to the rescue.....

[clapclapclap 9000]

1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

am I wrong or has ATT Sports SW given up on Name That Astro?

I think they all have names this year.

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

Again. This bullpen sucks.

[Gourmand 7778]

4 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Peredes to the rescue.....

I see what you did there

[perfectchaos007 6766]

Our bullpen is just a bunch of Raleys

[cabowabo 4646]

Why is Paredes on this roster?

[Chuckie Finster 22994]

This bullpen is giving me cancer

[TonyTexas 10685]

 

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

They want this series way more than we do. I hate the freaking Rangers

[cabowabo 4646]

Get this fucking headcase out of the game.

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

Not showing the cannoli BS this season are they?

[cabowabo 4646]

Fuck this team.

[Lat22 4070]

This team is going nowhere because of this bullpen. 

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

This team is going nowhere because of this bullpen. 

And Bregman/Correa. Not to mention the outfield. There are a ton of glaring issues with this club

[clapclapclap 9000]

12 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

They want this series way more than we do. I hate the freaking Rangers

I hate Click.

Edited May 22, 2021 by clapclapclap
But not Clack.

[elfenix 34662]

What the absolute shit

[maninblack 7975]

Losing once to these fucks was unacceptable but losing twice WTF

[Guest]

that game was 5 innings of Astros grind it out, wear you down, win 4-2...

 

and then 4 innings of "we're all getting Deshaun Watson massages in 30 minutes and can't wait."  Holy furk...just going through the motions.

 

Hard to believe all of that shit was in the same game.

Edited May 23, 2021 by slorch

[Rimbo 26863]

As bad as our bullpen is, there is no game we can't lose.

[HtownHorn 15243]

Bullpen is the only thing holding this team back from being elite.

[David Dennison 19442]

 

 

[Gourmand 7778]

15 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Bullpen is the only thing holding this team back from being elite.

Which will be improved with the return of Odorizzi and Valdez. I'd like to see more Emanuel and Ivey out of the pen as well. 

[Gourmand 7778]

Hopefully the day off gets Yordan out of his mini slump. Every at bat that ends in a K takes a sliver of my joy. 

[Scraps 13758]

We in dis hoe

[Gourmand 7778]

Alvarez has eight strikeouts and three hits during his last 21 at-bats. He struck out on four pitches with two on and no out in the fifth inning of Houston’s 8-4 loss on Saturday, a game in which he finished 0-for-4. 

“He’s in a funk,” Baker said on Sunday. “He’s a little bit lost right now. He’s late on fastballs and early on breaking balls, that’s in a funk. These last five games, he’s like 3-for-21 with more punchouts than we’re used to. This is a work day, we’ve got to get him right."

[TonyTexas 10685]

Scraps. Give us a review of the stadium. Pictures of the inside seem to closely resemble MMP. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Scream, "Y'all killed JFK!" several times.

[Guest]

Actually enjoying Ranger broadcasters discussing modern players' reactions to big plays like Adolis Garcia's comment to Machete while still at the plate yesterday.

I'm cool with a little emotion, as long as you're not being a dick about it.  Word is that Adolis and Machete know each other from years back and it was a good natured jab.

I'm good with a little bat flip or whatever.  No need for running your mouth or starting shit though.  No stare downs.

 

Garcia is a player I can enjoy watching when the Rangers are on.  I like the energy he brings to the game.

[WBT 20888]

So many fucking walks this weekend

[perfectchaos007 6766]

Javier lost his command

[David Dennison 19442]

Is seven walks a lot?

[WBT 20888]

Nice inning dipshits.  1 R 0 H 3 LOB.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Damn, Altuve was so close at 2nd.

[David Dennison 19442]

Looking at the schedule, we really didn't need to be wasting games in Arlington.

 

[WBT 20888]

Stop embarrassing yourself Straw.  It was a full two balls inside the plate.

[WBT 20888]

Maybe score some runs?

[elfenix 34662]

This is worse than a game of jump to conclusions

[David Dennison 19442]

Get your shit together, Carlos Correa.

[Scraps 13758]

Correa and tucker really showed max effort that inning

[cabowabo 4646]

Tucker’s pre-pitch ritual is annoying as fuck. Put some damn pine tar on your bat and quit spitting. 

[Chuckie Finster 22994]

$100k fine for walking the first batter after being brought in. This shit is getting ridiculous.

[Guadaloopy 11126]

[perfectchaos007 6766]

Ugh, I hate extra innings

[clapclapclap 9000]

Can we keep Pressly in the building another inning?

[WBT 20888]

penalty kicks

[elfenix 34662]

Sometimes, free baseball is the worst

[TexArcher 38834]

Especially when it's against a bad team in a disgusting ballpark.

[WBT 20888]

wtf altuve?  Swing the bat and drive in the run.

[WBT 20888]

Just now, WBT said:

wtf altuve?  Swing the bat and drive in the run.

much better

[perfectchaos007 6766]

That was a terrible 0-2 pitch and Altuve put it in play