2021 Houston Astros Thread

[Gourmand 7,774]

leadoff walks always hurt

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Superspreader Strawberry Sasquatch

Edited May 26, 2021 by clapclapclap

[tx 3 putt 76,372]

4 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

can you get an Art Car IPA? That makes everything fantastic.

Beer line was 20mins +

[Mo Horn 8,807]

With the way Kershaw is pitching, that could be enough tonight.

[billfromlaketravis 11,359]

How are there twice as many Dodgers fans as Astros fans at the game tonight? 

[UTexasFight 9,380]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

With the way Kershaw is pitching, that could be enough tonight.

Was it enough when the Dodgers bombed dallas Keuchel!

[Gourmand 7,774]

OMG I can't believe Altuve didn't swing at that breaking pitch how did he knowwwwwww

[billfromlaketravis 11,359]

Fat Aggy sighting. If those dorks will wear their gear to church, might as well wear it to Astros games too. 

[Gourmand 7,774]

This could be a prospect to keep an eye on.....

 

 

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Shutup, Pierkuntski.

[Gourmand 7,774]

Yordan is lost like the 2019 WS

[Gourmand 7,774]

 

[dr99 551]

These FS1 announcers sound like they are high or it's past their bedtime.

[Lat22 3,994]

33 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

How are there twice as many Dodgers fans as Astros fans at the game tonight? 

Most of them have never traveled outside of the Beltway let alone been to LA  Same thing with Lakers fans when I lived in San Antonio. 

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Astros still sleep walking...

Dusty will wake em up for sure...

[tx 3 putt 76,372]

6 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Most of them have never traveled outside of the Beltway let alone been to LA  Same thing with Lakers fans when I lived in San Antonio. 

There are a shit ton of dodger fans here. A shit ton !

Edited May 26, 2021 by tx 3 putt

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40 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

How are there twice as many Dodgers fans as Astros fans at the game tonight? 

It's not that far of a drive from Austin...

[WBT 20,421]

Kalas sounded surprised that the runners were going on a full count with 2 outs.

[Gourmand 7,774]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

There are a shit ton of dodger fans here 

Would be a shame if you accidentally spilled a beer cup full of piss on em

[Chuckie Finster 22,600]

Greinke has to be the best pitcher of all time who is also a total head case. Out of nowhere, dude just fucking loses it out there.

[WBT 20,421]

Well shit, he got ahold of that one.  Fucking walks.

[Guest]

Joe Smith warming up to allow 2-3 more runs.

[Mo Horn 8,807]

Smith is warming up, I feel better. 

[Gourmand 7,774]

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Greinke has to be the best pitcher of all time who is also a total head case. Out of nowhere, dude just fucking loses it out there.

Do you even Oswalt inning bro?

[Gourmand 7,774]

What is that bitchass arguing about?????

[WBT 20,421]

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

Joe Smith warming up to allow 2-3 more runs.

 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Smith is warming up, I feel better. 

I mean, that's what should happen when we fall behind by 4.

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1 minute ago, WBT said:

 

I mean, that's what should happen when we fall behind by 4.

well yeah, because this fucking display of hitting after being shut down by Rangers staff is just rustling the jimmies somethin fierce.

 

sleep walkin like a motherfucker.  Wake em up, Dusty...   Show a gotdam pulse.

Edited May 26, 2021 by slorch

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53 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

How are there twice as many Dodgers fans as Astros fans at the game tonight? 

Seriously, a lot traces back to Fernando Valenzuela.

[HtownHorn 14,487]

Offense still on holiday.

[Gourmand 7,774]

Joe Smith vs Mookie Betts

 

Coool. Coool. 

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Joe blows

[Lat22 3,994]

Fucking Joe Smith. 

[tx 3 putt 76,372]

JOE SMITH !!!!!

[Guest]

Astros seeking continuity in the bullpen.

 

It's been plenty continuous.

[tx 3 putt 76,372]

Scraps and Ldog almost got beat down by social distance Karen

[Gourmand 7,774]

booom.

[tx 3 putt 76,372]

Yordan slumping hard 

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Just realized that it is former Dodger Eric Karros in the booth.  Fox dumbasses.

[HtownHorn 14,487]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Yordan slumping hard 

It's what happens when you swing at everything. Probably just isn't seeing the ball good at all right now.

[Gourmand 7,774]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Yordan slumping hard 

shitty time for it as well

[huge 3,788]

It's what happens when you swing at everything. Probably just isn't seeing the ball good at all right now.

Except now he’s taking strikes.

Much bigger problem.

[Chuckie Finster 22,600]

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[Gourmand 7,774]

Emanuel got fucked on that 3-0 pitch. That was a strike.

[Guest]

roll out the human ball of fat.

6'4", 380#

[clapclapclap 9,000]

And Click the Mediocre continues to do nothing.

[Lat22 3,994]

Time for Deadliest Catch. Root em in. 

[cabowabo 4,453]

Paredes may be my favorite Astro of all time.

[WBT 20,421]

3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Paredes may be my favorite Astro of all time.

I never would have thought it last year but he's fallen behind Jimmy as my favorite Astro Paredes

[Chuckie Finster 22,600]

On 5/23/2021 at 4:38 PM, Chuckie Finster said:

$100k fine for walking the first batter after being brought in. This shit is getting ridiculous.

Okay I mean seriously.  This is fucking absurd.