MTV's The Challenge: Olds. aka All Stars

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a)i hope Darrell wins

b)i hope that Big Easy is the one who quits, just for the rage cage

and

c)

 

 

Kellyanne is only 34 years old. She looks like she's been doing nothing but smoking crank and blowing bikers since her last appearance. didn't she go to McNeil or Westwood or something? 

Edited April 1, 2021 by shadow_operative

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also, i don't know what we want to do about spoilers, but i'll use them for now.

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lmaoooooooo. five minutes into the first challenge and some old chick who i don't even remember has basically gone catatonic just from walking a few feet out into the water. why in the fuck do these people sign up for this?!

 

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good lord, female competitors are falling out left and right. 

 

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Teck looks old as shit. He looks like someone who would hang out with Bubbles from The Wire. 

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lol at Ace whining like a baby. everyone is "evil" and "a monster" lol. so far, this season is delivering. much more drama and fun than any recent season. 

 

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also the music thus far has been outstanding.

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jesus christ, i just now realized there's only one episode, so no need for spoilers.

Ace. wow. that dude looks like he might kill himself. no girlfriend or wife, no kids, walking around all mopey, talking about how he doesn't want money and how he's gonna give it all away, how much he misses his dog. yeesh. 

Jemmye looks like White Chicks

im extremely gruntled that they are bringing back the old school style challenges and eliminations. i would LOVE to see CT and Fessy pole wrestle. 

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[TonyTexas 10482]

[CooterBrown 17906]

We found the one guy that still knows what channel MTV is on and has watched it in the past 15 years.

[hobbes2702 12818]

The challenge is fucking awesome. Not sure why the hate. And Kellyanne is from Austin? Didn’t know that. She looks rough. Darrell, Alton, Derrick, Mark seem to be the only real competitors imo.

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I’m gonna sign up tomorrow night & join my fellow shadow_op bro.

[Teryor 4422]

Ya Kellyanne's weight loss doesn't look healthy. Damn shame. I absolutely loved Aneesa just flopping on the 1st challenge then puffing her chest in confessionals talking about how she'll stomp other girls, underdelivering is way more her brand than "paving the way for the Challenge to exist in its current format".

[TonyTexas 10482]

Anyone found a way to watch this if you want to subscribe to Paramount + ?

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Goddamn, that was fucking embarrassing watching most of the olds try the daily. Can’t believe TJ didn’t go off. 

Kendal is really the only hot left. Jemmye still makes my eyes bleed. 

The f-bombs not being muted is kinda funny after all these years on MTV. 

[TonyTexas 10482]

I can’t think of a challenger that I’ve hated more than Fessy. His failure is going to be glorious to watch.

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Other thread. 

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Already watched episode two, I’ll refrain ‘til others see it. 

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that one older chick is legit anorexic. i can't believe she was physically cleared to compete in this. 

also, females are just too goddamn funny with their ability to be catty and petty and malicious over nothing. "we're best friends, we were in each other's weddings!" lmao. 

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Yeah, Arissa ain’t right. 

And who knew ol’ girl Katie would become the more mature one of the two crazies? 

[UTPhil2006 3791]

On 4/9/2021 at 12:59 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Yeah, Arissa ain’t right. 

And who knew ol’ girl Katie would become the more mature one of the two crazies? 

Give it time 

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Phil, your shit about supposedly knowing these idiots is fucking tired. Quit fucking trying to impress us, we don’t care. 

[UTPhil2006 3791]

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Phil, your shit about supposedly knowing these idiots is fucking tired. Quit fucking trying to impress us, we don’t care. 

Buy a house?

[UTPhil2006 3791]

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Give it time 

Also Jesus if that’s what set you off maybe this thread ain’t for you. I don’t know Katie, but I can guarantee I bet some of her crazy is likely to come out 

[UTPhil2006 3791]

But your point is taken and noted. I’ll bow out from this forum. 

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Perfect, we all win. 

[TonyTexas 10482]

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Perfect, we all win. 

If you are so easily triggered, perhaps you should follow Phil’s lead. 

[Go Pokes 979]

2 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

But your point is taken and noted. I’ll bow out from this forum. 

That's one guy's opinion.  I actually appreciate your insider takes.  I'd tell SO2 to go fuck himself.  

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What are his ‘insider takes’? He just constantly reminds us he knows a couple of them, like weekly. We fucking get it. 

[TonyTexas 10482]

2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

What are his ‘insider takes’? He just constantly reminds us he knows a couple of them, like weekly. We fucking get it. 

Speak for yourself. Don’t say use us or we. 

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Okay, bro. Have you even paid the $6 for this yet? 

You Astro kids gotta stick together. 

[TonyTexas 10482]

58 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Okay, bro. Have you even paid the $6 for this yet? 

You Astro kids gotta stick together. 

It’s not that. It’s just that you’re really being a dick today. Did your wife beat you this morning?

Edited April 12, 2021 by TonyTexas

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This is truly a bad season. 3-4 dudes that actually have a clue, then just zero fucking chance with the rest. 

This episode was entirely too much Jemmye. 

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Looks like Ruthie is still drinking.

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This pic is a good summary of the season. One of the five 'randomly selected' teams for this week's daily challenge.

 

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Twitter fight! 

 

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Zach is an anti-vaxer, huh? Shocking. 

[Go Pokes 979]

This pic is a good summary of the season. One of the five 'randomly selected' teams for this week's daily challenge.
 

Yeah those teams were fucked up. Alton and Mark on the same team. Teck and Yes seem like an even match for them.

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And Arissa summoning the sun’s rays shockingly didn’t help. 

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Two things: 

Paramount+ is the shittiest app I’ve ever had the displeasure to fuck with. 

Arissa makes Fessy look like the love child of Bananas & CT. What a fucking worthless human, but we all know she had zero reason to even be in this cast. 

[TonyTexas 10482]

 Have no idea what is going on in this challenge. The rules, objective and progress are a mystery. 

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Read an interview with Mark the other day, said he wanted 7-8 seasons of this & then combine the two casts for one monster season. 

Yeah, ain’t no one gonna pay for 7-8 versions of this. 

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Fun little twist in the Arena this week. 

Jisela could fucking eat Alton. 

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Arissa completely imploding and quitting was hilarious. also, i find it funny/realistic that the Challenge houses are full of some of the fittest dudes around, and yet the fat girls seem to have zero problems hooking up with someone whenever they want to. it's funny because here on shaggy/surly every dude turns his nose up at world famous actresses and models, when in reality we're all pretty much down to clown if it gets thrown at us and we're mostly sure she doesn't have AIDS.  Jisela: "Alton and I are both attractive people." you're half right. 

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KellyAnne’s fall from hot is impressive. 

Glad the Arena went as it did. 

Why is every goddamn fucking confessional Jemmye?! She looks plastic. 

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the way Letarrien talks he could be Nelson's dad.

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since i've got paramount+ (oh yeah, lol at TJ using the word "paramount" and then going "that shit was sick. 😂) i'm going tj start rewatching old seasons. gonna start right now with Fresh Meat II which is season 19. from what i remember it's a kickass season. 

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strong female cast of fresh meat- Theresa, Laurel, and Cara. we've also got the likes of Darrell, Landon, Wes, and Kenny as vets. dis gon be gud.

Darrell picks Cara

Kenny picks Laurel

those should be great teams 

i remember now that Landon got saddled with the last girl

Edited May 7, 2021 by shadow_operative

[TonyTexas 10482]

Yet another challenge where I have no idea of the rules or objective. 

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The puzzle over water? Yeah, that shit made no sense. 

 

Appears they will have to lose a shitload of people over the next two episodes.