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33 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Found it interesting that they met in Plainview and not Lubbock. They know Surly tracks planes and Lubbock would have been a dead giveaway.

They obviously wanted to take FM 400 up from Slaton so they could top out the speedo in their sports sedan. Buncha flat nothing with three stop signs, a few farms, and that one big dip at Ransom Canyon.

At least, that's what it was like 20 years ago ...

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2 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

They obviously wanted to take FM 400 up from Slaton so they could top out the speedo in their sports sedan. Buncha flat nothing with three stop signs, a few farms, and that one big dip at Ransom Canyon.

At least, that's what it was like 20 years ago ...

As close as I'll ever get to heaven is making speed up ole 87, that hard Amarillo highway

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2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

 

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2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

OK, I'm drinking the kool-aid 

Same

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I picture the end of the meeting at the plainview comfort inn restaurant bar to go something like Beard wads up his McMuffin wrapper, shoots it into the trash can 10 feet away, and saying “fuck it, Dude, let’s go bowling.”

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I wonder who the visionary was that foresaw the potential butter shortage and stopped it in its tracks with the one pad per person edict.  Such a shame that the cow capital of Texas has such an issue with dairy supply. 

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I won’t say out loud that beard gave me a hard on so I’ll say he made me literally pre cum in my undies. 
 

Then reading all the pussies from tech cry made me fully blow so it’s been a decent day so far.

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I won’t say out loud that beard gave me a hard on so I’ll say he made me literally pre cum in my undies. 
 
Then reading all the pussies from tech cry made me fully blow so it’s been a decent day so far.

That you deshaun?
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Posted (edited)
36 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I won’t say out loud that beard gave me a hard on so I’ll say he made me literally pre cum in my undies. 
 

Then reading all the pussies from tech cry made me fully blow so it’s been a decent day so far.

Keep it in your pants Deshaun

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Dammit, demos beat me to it
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Geez, I hate those masks with the super thick band that goes around the ears, pulling them forward like miniature longhorns.

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The thinner bands, like the ones on the greyhair above, are much better.

They won't turn you into a Sooner.

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38 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Call me crazy, but I think we'll beat Abilene Christian if we play them again next year. 

I mean you got to walk before you can run.  Let us get some UNC and UK and KU under our belt before we go up against the big boys. 

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1 hour ago, ATXbronco said:

Geez, I hate those masks with the super thick band that goes around the ears, pulling them forward like miniature longhorns.

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The thinner bands, like the ones on the greyhair above, are much better.

They won't turn you into a Sooner.

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Show some more respect for the older gentleman, he’s the GOAT for swim coaches.

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2 hours ago, Machinator said:

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Man, the masks make it really hard to identify people.

Obviously I recognize TJ.  Is that Boddicker in the white sweatshirt 2 down from Beard?  Is Reggie Freeman next to him?  Ogden on the end.

No one else jumps out at me.

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3 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I won’t say out loud that beard gave me a hard on so I’ll say he made me literally pre cum in my undies. 
 

Then reading all the pussies from tech cry made me fully blow so it’s been a decent day so far.

 

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Posted (edited)
8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Fiance is cute. 

How old is the daughter? Asking for a teenage friend. 

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Is the fiancee being dressed up like an official a sign that we're going to start paying the refs?  Or is that just a "naughty ref" role-playing outfit?

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Bears’s a beast.

The most important day is today.

We’re gonna recruit the best players in the world.

Beard’s not messing around.

There’s an urgency to win now.

We’re going to play to win a NC now.

I’ve heard the introductory talks from many a Texas coach over the years. Two of my favorites were Fred Akers and Mack Brown.

Chris Beard is by far the most inspiring. The gravamen is to win a NC now. Not when the new stadium’s built. Not some year down the road. Not when coach gets his own guys in here.

Dazzling. Oh my, lol.

Get it done, Coach Beard.

No wonder my TT friends are stricken.

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