The Masters 2021

[Jive Turkey 12593]

8 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

BCD looks uber douchey. He's definitely easy to root against.

playing like a douche, too.

+3 after 5.  oh, i'm sorry.  +8 since this is a par 67 course for him.

[dieucla98 2942]

These guys are putting on dirt. This could get really bad if the rains don't come.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

3 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

These guys are putting on dirt. This could get really bad if the rains don't come.

It's like they bikini waxed those greens

[GhostOfTomJoad 9323]

Is it too early to say fuck Patrick Reed?

[Pablo 494]

Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Is it too early to say fuck Patrick Reed?

never to early for that, c'mon man!

[pops 6980]

27 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

It's like they bikini waxed those greens

Permaban!

[GhostOfTomJoad 9323]

Jordan with the long birdie on 8. Nice.

[Wally Fairway 5539]

48 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

These guys are putting on dirt. This could get really bad if the rains don't come.

They don't need rain, it's the most engineered course in the world; they have an underwater system where they can dry or water the greens. They are not leaving the condition of the course up to the weather.

28 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Is it too early to say fuck Patrick Reed?

Is it possible for it to be too early to say fuck that cheating cheater

[maninblack 7974]

Fuck J

[4th&Five 41506]

3 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Jordan with the long birdie on 8. Nice.

Follows it up by launching into the woods. 

[Pablo 494]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Follows it up by launching into the woods. 

ugh, yeah that was brutal.

had been driving greatly up to that point

[dieucla98 2942]

The provisional tee shot was nice. Which is nice.

[Pablo 494]

ahhh fuck, jordan

[4th&Five 41506]

[GhostOfTomJoad 9323]

Why even try that shot, Jordan?

Pitch out and do no worse than 5. Now you've brought 6 or 7 into play.

[dieucla98 2942]

Two shots at a miracle shot on one hole. Maybe he'll go 1 for 2?

[Sgt Hulk 13712]

Jordan big mad after playing my style of golf 

[Sgt Hulk 13712]

5 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Why even try that shot, Jordan?

Pitch out and do no worse than 5. Now you've brought 6 or 7 into play.

Yeah dude should have low punched and set up a new shot from the fairway 

[dieucla98 2942]

Escaping this hole with a bogey after the tee shot is about as expected. After that 2nd shot, it would be robbery.

[Pablo 494]

Jordan with a touchdown and extra point, fuuuuuuuug

[perfectchaos007 6621]

Not like this Jordan....

[Jive Turkey 12593]

sweet 7, Jordan.

[dieucla98 2942]

I'm sure a lot of people are going to say they enjoy watching the guys struggle but this is pushing US Open of yesteryears stupid.

[pops 6980]

That was just a really dumb play on a Thursday. Pitch out, take the 5 and move on. 

[4th&Five 41506]

Everyone I root for is over par. 

[dieucla98 2942]

1 minute ago, pops said:

That was just a really dumb play on a Thursday. Pitch out, take the 5 and move on. 

Yup, agreed. He got what he deserved. 

 

[4th&Five 41506]

Birdie, TD, Birdie is very on brand. 

[Jive Turkey 12593]

nice bounce back, Jordan.

[dieucla98 2942]

Actually, greens are pretty near perfect, what am I talking about? 

Fastest, largest roller coaster in the world needs to be renamed to The Spieth.

[ztejas 43411]

25 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

I'm sure a lot of people are going to say they enjoy watching the guys struggle but this is pushing US Open of yesteryears stupid.

Not even close. Leader is 4 under. This is just tough conditions at Augusta which we have seen before and will see again.

[dieucla98 2942]

This is the firmest ANGC has been in a long time, per the players (and my eye, which is pro). I also don't recall seeing the greens with that much dried out brown before. 

Other tough years, I feel it's more wind and mother nature related. This year feels different.

[Jive Turkey 12593]

jesus.  guys chipping the ball into the water from behind the 15th green.  

[Jive Turkey 12593]

wonder if the players will dare rip the Augusta leadership like they rip Mike Davis when the U.S. Open greens are stupid fast.

[Blotto 23485]

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

jesus.  guys chipping the ball into the water from behind the 15th green.  

That Lowry chip was brutal

[Jive Turkey 12593]

i hadn't seen this.

 

[Updawg 2266]

wonder if the players will dare rip the Augusta leadership like they rip Mike Davis when the U.S. Open greens are stupid fast.

Only if they don’t want to play there again

[VirginiaLonghorn 4767]

A Tiger blowjob ... like no other.

[Blotto 23485]

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

i hadn't seen this.

 

scorecard shows he made a 6 for a bogey?

[Jive Turkey 12593]

2 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Only if they don’t want to play there again

exactly.

[C-Man 27183]

I don't like seeing brown at Augusta unless it's the pine straw. Fix this shit, Rich!

[perfectchaos007 6621]

Hopefully Rose has a collapse tomorrow. Fuck that guy 

[ztejas 43411]

20 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

This is the firmest ANGC has been in a long time, per the players (and my eye, which is pro). I also don't recall seeing the greens with that much dried out brown before. 

Other tough years, I feel it's more wind and mother nature related. This year feels different.

Yes - the greens are tough. But overall I don't think this is comparable to a more difficult US Open. Rose is 6 under now. 

[Blotto 23485]

4 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Hopefully Rose has a collapse tomorrow. Fuck that guy 

I have Spieth, Morikawa, and Scheffler to win. all three at +1. Not great, but could be worse I guess. Rose will have to commence with some bedshitting however. 

[dcar00 14147]

Jordan "If I just punch this out I can probably end up T10 for the day because even is gonna be a good score.....nah".

[Pablo 494]

Jordan safely extricated himself there from the straw

[ztejas 43411]

6 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I have Spieth, Morikawa, and Scheffler to win. all three at +1. Not great, but could be worse I guess. Rose will have to commence with some bedshitting however. 

Bryson and Rory are really crushing it out there for me. 

I wish my Zalatoris bet was a ticket I could sell somehow.

[dieucla98 2942]

Louis's approach shot just took a lap around half the green.😂

[pops 6980]

17 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yes - the greens are tough. But overall I don't think this is comparable to a more difficult US Open. Rose is 6 under now. 

Yeah. The open combines pool table greens with fairways as tight as a 2 lane road and rough up to your shins. 

These are firmer and more baked out than I can ever remember,  but not stupid levels like the US open. 

[Surly Bevo 24908]

When does Rose get da AIDS and die

[ztejas 43411]

Am I missing something on Rose? He's never seemed especially unlikeable to me.