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And he would use it as a chance to put his testicles all over me.  How you say?  Like octopus. 

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58 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Big fella was eyeing a couple of females.  Shit was dragging on the ground.

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Big fella was eyeing a couple of females.  Shit was dragging on the ground.
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Went to the Houston zoo around ‘85 and an elephant was sporting a boner. He kept rubbing it with his trunk, I assume ‘batin’ or would that be considered self fellating?
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33 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


Went to the Houston zoo around ‘85 and an elephant was sporting a boner. He kept rubbing it with his trunk, I assume ‘batin’ or would that be considered self fellating?

You wanna jerk off with hooves?  It’s a gray area, but let’s go with baitin.

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3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Driver should’ve been preparing his anus.

When their ears are flared like that the wisest course of action is to get the fuck out of their way.

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