Andrew Giuliani to run for New York governor

[Burt 4,062]

https://news.yahoo.com/andrew-giuliani-says-plans-run-133949571.html

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Andrew Giuliani, a former Trump White House staffer and the son of Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani, told the Washington Examiner he plans to run for governor of New York in 2022.

What they're saying: "Outside of anybody named Trump, I think I have the best chance to win and take the state back," Giuliani told the Washington Examiner.

• "I think I'm the right candidate, and this is the right time to help change New York State, and we've got a playbook that works," he added.

• "It just shows how terribly Cuomo has run the state into the ground and the truth is the assembly in State Senate is to blame as well."

Between the lines: Giuliani's bid for the governor's mansion has been encouraged by conservative donors and political figures, and would have the backing of former President Trump, a source tells the Examiner.

 

Do any of these dumbass Trumptards look normal???

 

Also, there's this....

 

[C-Man 27,056]

[SKJ 1,305]

Andrew Yang for the win

[Ted Lange 16,052]

Perfect candidate for the conservative movement aka MORONS

[UpperWestside 6,136]

17 minutes ago, SKJ said:

Andrew Yang for the win

He’s running for mayor of NYC.

[Bookman 4,610]

 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Remember, first they laugh at you....

 

 

 

....then, they laugh at you some more, because you are a dumbass.

[pyrohornIII 4,809]

I hope about 20 of these dumbfucks decide to run for every office in the land and stretch that donor base to the limit just to get through primaries.  Talk them up.  Divide and conquer.

[South Austin 52,144]

Press conference today at the Four Seasons.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

32 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Press conference today at the Four Seasons.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

I see quite a few photos of him playing golf, nice that he has a hobby but he doesn't actually DO anything of consequence so sure, New York residents elect him as governor? You see a name, recognize the name, and go 'yeah sure?' You need cousin Vinny to show you the house of cards.

Also, mobbed up Aggy thumbs up must be all the rage among the GOP. This was taken after he tested positive for coronavirus as a WH Aide in the office of Public Liaison and Intergovernmental Affairs.

[Nolacycling 893]

I believe his White House job was to plan for visitations by Championship sports teams. So I guess he did the fast food spread and then nothing since nobody wanted to come to the WH.

[South Austin 52,144]

Hope he has a better makeup artist than his dad.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

10 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Hope he has a better makeup artist than his dad.

C'mon man, Acme Sealing and Paving company does NOT come cheap and Rudy paid top dollar.

[Asithappens 974]

7 hours ago, C-Man said:

It may just be me, but  Andy G. kinda looks like Biff's son (Back to the Future) whose mother drank a little too much during pregnancy.

[TexArcher 37,519]

Looks like the offspring of Michael Rapaport and a beaver.

 

Edited April 8, 2021 by TexArcher

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,414]

24 minutes ago, Nolacycling said:

I believe his White House job was to plan for visitations by Championship sports teams. So I guess he did the fast food spread and then nothing since nobody wanted to come to the WH.

In fairness, Trump also appointed him as one of 50 trustees on board of the US Holocaust Memorial Museum. He sounds like he had the perfect qualifications. He's Catholic and apparently plays golf all the time.

He's still on this job as you get to remain for 5 years as Trump only appointed him in December 2020. From a 2 minute search, he gets paid for each day that he actually works in this role, up to a max of 172k annually. Plus expenses. I'm sure there are many ways to milk this for your benefit. Want to play golf in Arizona? Go visit an AZ Holocaust memorial there, spend 15 minutes on the job, earn $500 salary and the travel is free.

[Underdog 28,457]

8 hours ago, C-Man said:

Perfect. 

[Degenerate Gardner 4,081]

Being told you look like a young Gary Busey is never a compliment.

[shakahorn 1,627]

Is he the offspring of Rudy and his cousin?

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

11 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Is he the offspring of Rudy and his cousin yak?

FIFY.

[SKJ 1,305]

9 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

He’s running for mayor of NYC.

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[smuggs 9,342]

On 4/8/2021 at 12:46 AM, Burt said:

 

 

Fuck I miss Chris Farley.

[Brisketexan 104,628]

If this timeline has a bullseye, this development hit it.

[horn4life 3,755]

That's what is so wonderful about today's GOP, being a staffer in the Whitehouse is considered a qualification to become Governor. 

[Bookman 4,610]

11 minutes ago, horn4life said:

That's what is so wonderful about today's GOP, being a staffer in the Whitehouse is considered a qualification to become Governor. 

Hell, you can bankrupt multiple businesses and become President! All you need to do is research what people want to hear and then say it. They’ll give you all their money!

[WhatTheBuck 28,713]

19 hours ago, smuggs said:

Fuck I miss Chris Farley.

I miss funny SNL. 

[Matuka 1,305]

LOL...

 

 

[shnsajax 3,589]

Someone is really desparate to pardon daddy. 

[Guest Lobo]

I don't get the "parts of 32 years" deal?  I get that he's counting the 80s, 90s, 00s, 10s, and 20s as his five decades.  But why does he say, "I'm only 35, but I've spent parts of 32 years in politics."  What was happning those other 3 years? 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,106]

I'd say he's learning to walk but I've so far not seen evidence he can do that.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

Not getting the play here. He has no chance of winning. Must be yet another grift. So I guess that’s it. 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

I mean, Will Ferrell has to get the call from SNL for this impression, yes?

[kevwun 15,653]

I don't know. Will Ferrell might not be capable of portraying the level of stupid necessary to satirize Andrew Giuliani.

Edited May 24, 2021 by kevwun

[Goredho 17,349]

On 4/8/2021 at 7:16 AM, South Austin said:

Hope he has a better makeup artist than his dad.

He needs to be a better con artist, too.

[atomheartbevo 89,448]

23 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I mean, Will Ferrell has to get the call from SNL for this impression, yes?

It got Ferrell trending on social media, but SN has finished its latest season.  We will probably have crazier shit when they are back on the air.  

 

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[Michael Knight 12,898]

 

[RomaVicta 29,793]

Isn't it great to live in a country where anyone can be president? 

 

My goodness, how the meaning of that statement has changed in my lifetime. 

[Hookah Horns 3,082]

On 5/20/2021 at 5:28 PM, Lobo said:

I don't get the "parts of 32 years" deal?  I get that he's counting the 80s, 90s, 00s, 10s, and 20s as his five decades.  But why does he say, "I'm only 35, but I've spent parts of 32 years in politics."  What was happning those other 3 years? 

He's talking about Rudolf getting into politics for the first time during his life, the failed 1989 bid for NYC mayor. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,093]

1 minute ago, Hookah Horns said:

He's talking about Rudolf getting into politics for the first time during his life, the failed 1989 bid for NYC mayor. 

He is so goddamned stupid.  

[Hookah Horns 3,082]

I guess I've spent my whole life in public accounting since my old man's a CPA.