R.I.P Prince Philip

[washparkhorn 9939]

 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Married to Q Liz for 73 years. 
 
Got damn that is a man of stone. Crazy long time, and she became queen after they’d been married only 5 years or so. Wild life, and that man witnessed and lived through some crazy times. 

have you seen her TITS?

[thunderlounge 7979]

2 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

8 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Married to Q Liz for 73 years. 
 
Got damn that is a man of stone. Crazy long time, and she became queen after they’d been married only 5 years or so. Wild life, and that man witnessed and lived through some crazy times. 

have you seen her TITS?

 

Not lately. I'm not into ankles or knees, so don't look down that far.

[Asithappens 974]

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

No, wife and I both looked at each other when we saw it on the news this morning while getting the kids ready for school.  "So is he the dad of Prince Charles but also a Prince?"  Our knowledge of the British Monarchy doesn't come from history books, Netflix series, or televised royal weddings.  95% of it comes from Eddie Izzard.  

I think it's best for our Allies across the pond that any Royal over 85 years of age die painlessly and immediately.  

Prince Consort doesn't ring a bell? 

Never wondered why Queen Victoria's  husband was "only" Prince Albert and not King Albert? 

 

Edited April 9, 2021 by Asithappens

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I was a history major, so the family is interesting to me just like the Ford family or most anyone else that affected the world.
 

henry not gerald?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

 

he's not in the ground yet. got to lay in state in a bunch of buildings yet. stupid cunt.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Yeah, that's assuming there is an emotional connection between husband and wife. 
From what I can tell, emotions are a scarce commodity in the royal family.

she was giving him a blow job with her stunning tits out when he passed!

[Asithappens 974]

4 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Meghan and Harry’s grift based on his royal lineage is the greatest threat to the monarchy since the abdication of Edward VIII. The reason the Crown and the senior members of royal family have their privileges is because they’re expected to devote their lives to service. Meghan from her American perspective viewed Harry’s status to be no different than regular celebrity. If the royal family becomes a self-centered, fancier version of the Kardashians, it deserves to die. I find it interesting the 2 greatest threats stem from marriages to Americans. As much as I dislike Meghan, she at least isn’t a Nazi sympathizing scumbag.

Gotta disagree on the reason above (that the royals have their privileges b/c of the expectation of public service). 

They have their privileges b/c they are royals and all the history and baggage that goes along with that. It has nothing to do with "public service". In my opinion. Now, they are expected to do some public service activities, but that is not why they are royals/have their privileges. 

Edward VIII's decision to abdicate was the best decision he ever made. Living in Paris with Wallis was far, far better than living in Buckingham Palace. He was happy and with the woman he loved. 

Edited April 9, 2021 by Asithappens

[Jerry Callo 8759]

1 minute ago, MrPhlegm said:

4 hours ago, GRHorn said:

 

he's not in the ground yet. got to lay in state in a bunch of buildings yer. stupid cunt.

Are you saying that photo isn't real?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Doesn’t appear that there will be any. No big hurrah, no lying in State. Philip didn’t want all that, so they aren’t. Sounded like a small private service at Windsor, most likely family only. Maybe very close friends. Not sure about media coverage, but didn’t sound like there would be of at least the service. Can’t really stop before/after, but I guess we’ll see. 

naw. he's gonna lie in state. nobody gonna visit tho.

[Guest Lobo]

12 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

Prince Consort doesn't ring a bell? 

Never wondered why Queen Victoria's (if you've even heard of her) husband was "only" Prince Albert and not King Albert? 

One thing about Americans, we wear our ignorance proudly. 

But sometimes they're called King & Queen so-and-so, aren't they?  I dunno, I don't give a shit.  What you call ignorance, I call not giving a fuck.  

For a current European monarchy, House of Borbon...look at Spain.  King Felipe & Queen Letizia.  That's nice and easy, she's not a princess...They're the King & Queen.  See, I'm not ignorant, I'm just elitist.  The Spanish royals mean much more to me for economic reasons.  Who gives a shit about the Brits, do you know them or something?  

Edited April 9, 2021 by Lobo

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Are you saying that photo isn't real?

oh its real. that toombstone is next to w.c.fields' in la. like I said the stupid cunt's not too bright.
Harry is going to the funeral ho bag not invited.

[WillUSAF 226]

4 hours ago, Macklemore said:

She will definitely be missed - last of a dying breed who bought honor and duty to the Crown above their own selfish desires. I wish HRH Prince William and Kate were next in succession because the monarchy needs their vibrancy, class and assuredness in their role as next monarch in waiting. HRH Prince Charles and Camilla are not what the monarchy needs after the wreckage the succubus Meghan has wrought and the scandal of Epstein buddy Prince Andrew.

My family and I (I am a dual citizen) have been saying this long before the Meghan fiasco. Charles is NOT what the country needs. William and Kate are the new Elizabeth and Phillip. I only hope for the best for the Queen now. Phillip was her equal to throughout her reign. I have a feeling she will be ok for the foreseeable future knowing that Phillip had actually stepped back the past couple of years. Other than probably dealing with the Meghan and Harry drama. 

[workswithseed 2121]

5 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

I thought the same thing.
 

Because it irritates me that so many US citizens are infatuated with royalty,  which grows the number among us who lack the aversion to autocracy.

I don't know, saying it's good someone died as compared to going "huh." when a king dies is a bit different.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Prince Phillip is not dead he's pining for the fijords.

[thunderlounge 7979]

10 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

4 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Doesn’t appear that there will be any. No big hurrah, no lying in State. Philip didn’t want all that, so they aren’t. Sounded like a small private service at Windsor, most likely family only. Maybe very close friends. Not sure about media coverage, but didn’t sound like there would be of at least the service. Can’t really stop before/after, but I guess we’ll see. 

naw. he's gonna lie in state. nobody gonna visit tho.

 

Lie in a dead state, sure. But they put out this morning that there wouldn't be any big pomp and circumstance, lying in state, or any of that. Philip didn't want it.

 

 

8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

But sometimes they're called King & Queen so-and-so, aren't they?  I dunno, I don't give a shit.  What you call ignorance, I call not giving a fuck.  

For a current European monarchy, House of Borbon...look at Spain.  King Felipe & Queen Letizia.  That's nice and easy, she's not a princess...They're the King & Queen.  See, I'm not ignorant, I'm just elitist.  The Spanish royals mean much more to me for economic reasons.  Who gives a shit about the Brits, do you know them or something?  

 

Yes, they are. It comes down to whom inherits the throne. Since it was Liz, he initially became Prince Consort. She later made him the Prince of Britain.

Now Charles will someday be King. Camilla would traditionally become Queen Consort, but out of respect for Diana will be Princess Consort.

 

When William gets to the throne, Kate will become Queen Consort.

 

It's some weird shit, and quite confusing. I didn't know the whole deal either, but just looked it up out of curiosity a bit ago.

[Armybrat 40942]

23 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

5 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I was a history major, so the family is interesting to me just like the Ford family or most anyone else that affected the world.
 

henry not gerald?

Correct...

[Guest Lobo]

1 minute ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Yes, they are. It comes down to whom inherits the throne. Since it was Liz, he initially became Prince Consort. She later made him the Prince of Britain.

Now Charles will someday be King. Camilla would traditionally become Queen Consort, but out of respect for Diana will be Princess Consort.

When William gets to the throne, Kate will become Queen Consort.

It's some weird shit, and quite confusing. I didn't know the whole deal either, but just looked it up out of curiosity a bit ago.

I'm sure Diana will really appreciate the gesture on the part of Camilla.  

I get that the one with the true "royal blood" gets the top billing.  But why not just elevate your spouse for the decades of mistreatment at the hands of mother?  Again, who cares.  

All I know is while we're dicking around this thread pretending that knowing a lot about another country's monarchy titling process is somehow impressive...Brazzers has moved on from step-sibling porn to "Queen Consort-King" porn.  Is she his not-so-regal wife or his step-daughter or something else altogether?  Click here to find out on this week's episode of "The Royal Asshole."  

[Willfully Horn 8068]

5 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

I don't know, saying it's good someone died as compared to going "huh." when a king dies is a bit different.

Noted, and conceded. Still, I feel lighter upon this Earth.

 

[Guest Lobo]

Holy shit, the Qanon guy looks just like Bill HIcks.  

[Asithappens 974]

40 minutes ago, Lobo said:

But sometimes they're called King & Queen so-and-so, aren't they?  I dunno, I don't give a shit.  What you call ignorance, I call not giving a fuck.  

For a current European monarchy, House of Borbon...look at Spain.  King Felipe & Queen Letizia.  That's nice and easy, she's not a princess...They're the King & Queen.  See, I'm not ignorant, I'm just elitist.  The Spanish royals mean much more to me for economic reasons.  Who gives a shit about the Brits, do you know them or something?  

Sorry, didn't mean to be that harsh. The world is an interesting place. Take some time and effort to understand it is all I'm saying.

[bolverk 29767]

5 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Constitutional monarchies like the UK are not the slippery slope to a future American autocracy. Wish we had a non-political head of state like HM the Queen beloved by her people. It would helps with social cohesion.

Fuck that shit. Did you change your handle Icono?

Edit: This is the United Fucking States, and we're a Democratic Republic where the citizens choose whom will be our leader -- not some watery tart handing out swords.

Edited April 9, 2021 by bolverk

[Guest Lobo]

2 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

Sorry, didn't mean to be that harsh. The world is an interesting place. Take some time and effort to understand it is all I'm saying.

No sorries needed.  I wouldn't consider learning about the completely pointless British monarchy as trying to understand this great and interesting world is all I'm saying.  I have to focus on more practical shit like monarchies of Spain and politics of Mexico.  Unless Princess Meagan speaks at SXSW, I'll never be within 1000 miles of a British Royal.  

Although, I always loved the way the British guy on "The West Wing" would introduce himself to women with all his titles past and present.  

 

[Asithappens 974]

37 minutes ago, WillUSAF said:

My family and I (I am a dual citizen) have been saying this long before the Meghan fiasco. Charles is NOT what the country needs. William and Kate are the new Elizabeth and Phillip. I only hope for the best for the Queen now. Phillip was her equal to throughout her reign. I have a feeling she will be ok for the foreseeable future knowing that Phillip had actually stepped back the past couple of years. Other than probably dealing with the Meghan and Harry drama. 

Imo, Charles is not going to forgo the throne, nor should he. And why would he? But how knows? One thing I do know is that he won't be King John II if he does ascend to the throne. Probably won't be King Charles III, either. 

[Willfully Horn 8068]

30 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Fuck that shit. 

Edit: This is the United Fucking States, and we're a Democratic Republic where the citizens choose whom will be our leader -- not some watery tart handing out swords.

Exactly.

 

This country is ruled by our Constitution. We elect our President, but despising whoever occupies that office is a part of our national character. The veneration of royalty rankles.

”I don’t like Presidents and I don’t like stars” -Blaze Foley

Edited April 9, 2021 by Willfully Horn
Because I can

[Sawbonz 27712]

5 hours ago, Macklemore said:

HM- Her Majesty

HRH- His or Her Royal Highness. 
 

 

Fuck that shit. 

[Guest Lobo]

csb on titles/ About 6 years ago, Austin was selected to host this massively prestigious classical music competition, basically the Olympics of stringed instruments.  It travels the world from London to Oslo to Beijing, et. al. every two years.  We helped a bit so we're receiving the competition organizers.  These stuffy old Brits come shuffling in and someone introduces us to "Mr. Duncan...so-and-so, OBE."  And I said, "Order of the British Empire?"  He said something like, "Oh, you know your titles?"  Me, "Not really, I just know all the guys in Led Zeppelin have that after their names, so I googled it."  My wife was embarrassed as usual, but we became fast friends.  

He and his wife loved Johnny Cash more than any other American musician.  So we took them on the last night of the festival to Mean Eyed Cat and we had to go pass out around midnight.  They closed that place down and we've exchanged Christmas cards ever since.  But he told me that Brits don't confer these titles upon one another to impress/intimidate outsiders.  They do it to remind the people within their own borders of their station in life.  Turns out the British elites are even meaner to one another than we are.  

[77horn 216]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

King Felipe & Queen Letizia.  That's nice and easy, she's not a princess

First off as an American I am not all that familiar with the rules of succession in a monarchy, and I suppose each monarchy can be differ.  But in this case, Felipe was the heir to the throne,  Letizia is his wife. I suspect, she can be called queen because, as a woman, its obvious she's not the monarch (sexist, I know, but monarchy is sexist)

In the UK, Elizabeth was the heir to the throne, not Philip. So he cannot be called King.  Now I think with Charles and Camilla, its been decided she would not be called Queen.  But she was a non-virgin divorcee, so scandalous.  Edward VIII had to abdicate because he wanted to marry a divorcee.

Edited April 9, 2021 by 77horn

[WillUSAF 226]

55 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

Imo, Charles is not going to forgo the throne, nor should he. And why would he? But how knows? One thing I do know is that he won't be King John II if he does ascend to the throne. Probably won't be King Charles III, either. 

I agree. I don't think he will forgo the throne either. 

[Armybrat 40942]

26 minutes ago, Lobo said:

csb on titles/ About 6 years ago, Austin was selected to host this massively prestigious classical music competition, basically the Olympics of stringed instruments.  It travels the world from London to Oslo to Beijing, et. al. every two years.  We helped a bit so we're receiving the competition organizers.  These stuffy old Brits come shuffling in and someone introduces us to "Mr. Duncan...so-and-so, OBE."  And I said, "Order of the British Empire?"  He said something like, "Oh, you know your titles?"  Me, "Not really, I just know all the guys in Led Zeppelin have that after their names, so I googled it."  My wife was embarrassed as usual, but we became fast friends.  

He and his wife loved Johnny Cash more than any other American musician.  So we took them on the last night of the festival to Mean Eyed Cat and we had to go pass out around midnight.  They closed that place down and we've exchanged Christmas cards ever since.  But he told me that Brits don't confer these titles upon one another to impress/intimidate outsiders.  They do it to remind the people within their own borders of their station in life.  Turns out the British elites are even meaner to one another than we are.  

Try watching Midsomer Murders on PBS sometime.

Exchanges between their aristocrats and regular assholes can be a hoot.

[thunderlounge 7979]

50 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Turns out the British elites are even meaner to one another than we are.  

The plebs need a reminder to stay in their own lane. The struggle is real. 

[LongestHorn 759]

So he was murdered?  

[Macklemore 2878]

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Fuck that shit. Did you change your handle Icono?

Edit: This is the United Fucking States, and we're a Democratic Republic where the citizens choose whom will be our leader -- not some watery tart handing out swords.

The British monarchy has existed for over a 1,000 years. It melds faith, constitutional government and service embodied by a non-partisan beloved head of state whom thousands have died for. History, beauty and mystery oozes from every facet of this institution. Watch Queen Elizabeth’s coronation and you will get some perspective. 

Edited April 9, 2021 by Macklemore

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

9 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

The British monarchy has existed for over a 1,000 years. It melds faith, constitutional government and service embodied by a non-partisan beloved head of state whom thousands have died for. History, beauty and mystery oozes from every facet of this institution. Watch Queen Elizabeth’s coronation and you will get some perspective. 

Melded like a quarter to a tire?

 

 

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 945]

35 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

The British monarchy has existed for over a 1,000 years. It melds faith, constitutional government and service embodied by a non-partisan beloved head of state whom thousands have died for. History, beauty and mystery oozes from every facet of this institution. Watch Queen Elizabeth’s coronation and you will get some perspective. 

[bolverk 29767]

31 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

The British monarchy has existed for over a 1,000 years. It melds faith, constitutional government and service embodied by a non-partisan beloved head of state whom thousands have died for. History, beauty and mystery oozes from every facet of this institution. Watch Queen Elizabeth’s coronation and you will get some perspective. 

The British monarchy is inherently (pun intended) based on the notion that members of a single family are above all their human peers and have been placed in that position by a god who chose them to represent his virtue by sitting on a throne and lead a specific sect because one of those family members wanted to get a divorce and fuck a younger chick.

In America, we're supposed to believe in a meritocracy instead of being ruled by a stupid aristocracy comprised of a bunch of inbred elites. Our national unity and social cohesion is based on the idea that "All Men Are Created Equal." Personally, I think it's a wonderful thing George Washington and his descendants are not our monarchs.  

RIP to Phillip and my condolences to his grieving family.

[demos 3012]

The British monarchy has existed for over a 1,000 years. It melds faith, constitutional government and service embodied by a non-partisan beloved head of state whom thousands have died for. History, beauty and mystery oozes from every facet of this institution. Watch Queen Elizabeth’s coronation and you will get some perspective. 

Listen: Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some... farcical aquatic ceremony! You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!! I mean, if I went 'round, saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

[66BUFF 2566]

On 4/9/2021 at 11:10 AM, TwiceHorn said:

An insufficient number of people worship Jello Biafra.

I am the Owl

[Macklemore 2878]

Meghan once again revealing her lack of class and trashy upbringing. Will not attend Prince Philip’s funeral for “health reasons”. She deserves all the shit the British tabloids give and all the hatred she has earned from the British people. Compare her to Kate, who even though is a commoner, had the proper upbringing to rise to the occasion of being HRH Princess of Cambridge and the future Princess of Wales. I despise the American  witch and she deserves to be called a cunt and every other nasty word out there.

 

Edited April 10, 2021 by Macklemore

[TwiceHorn 31646]

1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

Meghan once again revealing her lack of class and trashy upbringing. Will not attend Prince Philip’s funeral for “health reasons”. She deserves all the shit the British tabloids give and all the hatred she has earned from the British people. Compare her to Kate, who even though is a commoner, had the proper upbringing to rise to the occasion of being HRH Princess of Cambridge and the future Princess of Wales. I despise the American  witch and she deserves to be called a cunt and every other nasty word out there.

 

I'm not a big Meghan fan, but this is over the top.  She's knocked up and has been advised not to travel.

[Armybrat 40942]

37 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I'm not a big Meghan fan, but this is over the top.  She's knocked up and has been advised not to travel.

She traveled to LA from London for her baby shower when she was 6 months preggo with Archie - according to what Mrs. Brat has read, so that’s no excuse on her part. But the Brits are happy she is not attending, as she is highly unpopular over there for instigating the estrangement of her husband from his family. They resent that Harry has been badly manipulated by the controlling & devious American witch.

[Sawbonz 27712]

On 4/9/2021 at 5:18 PM, Lobo said:

csb on titties

Would’ve been a lot cooler

[Sawbonz 27712]

On 4/9/2021 at 6:20 PM, Macklemore said:

The British monarchy has existed for over a 1,000 years. It melds faith, constitutional government and service embodied by a non-partisan beloved head of state whom thousands have died for. History, beauty and mystery oozes from every facet of this institution. Watch Queen Elizabeth’s coronation and you will get some perspective. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9939]

12 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Meghan once again revealing her lack of class and trashy upbringing. Will not attend Prince Philip’s funeral for “health reasons”. She deserves all the shit the British tabloids give and all the hatred she has earned from the British people. Compare her to Kate, who even though is a commoner, had the proper upbringing to rise to the occasion of being HRH Princess of Cambridge and the future Princess of Wales. I despise the American  witch and she deserves to be called a cunt and every other nasty word out there.

 

You!re the wanker mate, if anyone is.

Running your mouth like the lookie-likie of Candace Owens’ limey husband.

Edited April 11, 2021 by TheStoicPaisano

[DigglerontheHoof 21263]

Fucking Americans white knighting the British royal family.

[Armybrat 40942]

They aren’t knights. They’re the ones who do the knighting. 

[wildcat09 29447]

13 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Meghan once again revealing her lack of class and trashy upbringing. Will not attend Prince Philip’s funeral for “health reasons”. She deserves all the shit the British tabloids give and all the hatred she has earned from the British people. Compare her to Kate, who even though is a commoner, had the proper upbringing to rise to the occasion of being HRH Princess of Cambridge and the future Princess of Wales. I despise the American  witch and she deserves to be called a cunt and every other nasty word out there.

 

You are such a profoundly weird person in basically every possible way.

[Kermit 3159]

13 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Meghan once again revealing her lack of class and trashy upbringing. Will not attend Prince Philip’s funeral for “health reasons”. She deserves all the shit the British tabloids give and all the hatred she has earned from the British people. Compare her to Kate, who even though is a commoner, had the proper upbringing to rise to the occasion of being HRH Princess of Cambridge and the future Princess of Wales. I despise the American  witch and she deserves to be called a cunt and every other nasty word out there.

 

I hope she gets a chance to piss on the queen’s grave.

[HenryJames 66228]

10 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

You are such a profoundly weird person in basically every possible way.

There’s a Simpsons episode where Homer discovers he’s dumb because he’s had a crayon lodged in his brain since childhood.
 

That’s @Macklemore. Except instead of a crayon it’s some meth dealer’s dick.

[HornOnTheBayou 8957]

22 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

There’s a Simpsons episode where Homer discovers he’s dumb because he’s had a crayon lodged in his brain since childhood.
 

That’s @Macklemore. Except instead of a crayon it’s some meth dealer’s dick.

Or a tailor's pin. It's not easy getting a Texans jersey fitted.