America First Caucus and Replacement Theory Crap

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

 

Yep.  As a non-history or anthropology major, I have hesistated to delve into ethnocultural definitions, but if these morons mean the culture "adopted" at the founding, they really mean Anglo-Norman, not Anglo-Saxon.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,270]

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

Icono has never been shy about his love for Tucker.

He would definitely suck Tucker’s dick for drugs.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,270]

11 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

I was thinking his chants were pretty lit too.

Seriously, his story would make a good movie. 

 

Second, where do folks like Allen West fit in this Anglo-Saxon superiority and exclusionist talk?

Maybe they can at least purge Rafael.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

15 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Maybe they can at least purge Rafael.

I doubt it. He strikes me as the type who would love to hold an Inquisition, no matter the country of origin.

[RDCanecutter 26,531]

15 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I doubt it. He strikes me as the type who would love to hold an Inquisition, no matter the country of origin.

He's a sleek little informer type.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

3 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

He's a sleek little informer type.

Sleek? Ted Cruz?

[Gatorubet 30,347]

He's a sleek little informer type.

His appearance screams “Lookout at a gang-bang”

[jimmyjazz 46,435]

6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

His appearance screams “Lookout at a gang-bang”

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1 hour ago, pyrohornIII said:

Second, where do folks like Allen West fit in this Anglo-Saxon superiority and exclusionist talk?

There is a 3/5 joke in there somewhere.  Those same “traditions” tried to keep slavery around long after the Constitution. 

[RDCanecutter 26,531]

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Sleek? Ted Cruz?

Like a penguin. His true grace is seen once he dives into the water.

[Brisketexan 105,545]

I'm really, really enjoying remembering all the people over the last decade who told those of us who said "so, this open nativist shit is really bad" that we were paranoid, overstating the issue, overreacting because the GQP wasn't nativist at all, all that shit.

Great memories.  Really keep me warm at night.

[Chooky 13,321]

31 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I'm really, really enjoying remembering all the people over the last decade who told those of us who said "so, this open nativist shit is really bad" that we were paranoid, overstating the issue, overreacting because the GQP wasn't nativist at all, all that shit.

Great memories.  Really keep me warm at night.

The ledge is now a platform.

[Brisketexan 105,545]

Just now, Chooky said:

The ledge is now a platform.

It's a fucking continent, dude.  It ain't a ledge when it's just an unbroken plain of the obvious.

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40 minutes ago, Chooky said:

The ledge is now a platform.

It's fine as nobody releases the safety harnesses.

[staboner 5,013]

Unbroken plain of the obvious. huh. i think i saw them at sxsw once. i can't quite remember. it was really windy so who knows. 

[RDCanecutter 26,531]

5 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

Second, where do folks like Allen West fit in this Anglo-Saxon superiority and exclusionist talk?

He's a Breton mercenary who carries an amulet of St. Maurice.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

1 hour ago, staboner said:

Unbroken plain of the obvious. huh. i think i saw them at sxsw once. i can't quite remember. it was really windy so who knows. 

The broken plane of the obvious landed on a Florida beach this weekend and fortunately no one was injured.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/18/us/world-war-ii-era-plane-emergency-landing-cocoa-beach-trnd/index.html

Edited April 18, 2021 by Mrs Whiggins
Guess I should post a link

[washparkhorn 9,939]

42 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

He's a Breton mercenary who carries an amulet of St. Maurice.

Earlier seen in Bethlehem and calling himself, Balthasar . . . 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

 

[pyrohornIII 4,824]

Uncle Allen.

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1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

 

That does it, I'm going to have to start wearing my Good Conduct Medal anytime I'm in a suit.

[Mole 4,335]

7 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

I was thinking his chants were pretty lit too.

Seriously, his story would make a good movie. 

 

Here’s a depiction of a bird telling Gregory that standardizing the Roman chants across the empire and attributing their composition to the Holy Spirit via the Pope would be a good political move. It was a good political choice and it eventually ended in our modern musical notation system. Smart bird.

[Gatorubet 30,347]

He's a Breton mercenary who carries an amulet of St. Maurice.

The Congregation for Saints Causes refers to it as ‘The Pompitous of Love’.

[kevwun 15,940]

Does Allen West wear those medals to bed too?  He dresses like a Middle Eastern dictator.

Edited April 19, 2021 by kevwun

[RomaVicta 30,058]

On 4/16/2021 at 8:59 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

We are witnessing the birth of a new political party.

At least we'll go out with an ironically named one.

[High Plains Drifter 11,054]

13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That does it, I'm going to have to start wearing my Good Conduct Medal anytime I'm in a suit.

 

I think my mom still has some of my middle school UIL medals in a box somewhere that I might start rocking.

 

Edited April 19, 2021 by High Plains Drifter
ask your momma

[High Plains Drifter 11,054]

17 hours ago, Chooky said:

The ledge is now a platform.

 

starting to get a little crowded

 

[RPM 26,421]

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

Does Allen West wear those medals to bed too?  He dresses like a Middle Eastern dictator  Ex- Milwaukee Sheriff 

fify

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

36 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

starting to get a little crowded

 

No social distancing unless they are all vaccinated.

 

[Hookah Horns 3,083]

It sickens me that so many Americans are anti-immigration. It's as un-American as you can get, but these racist ass clowns think they're the real patriots.

I normally don't tell people who complain about the status quo in America to get the fuck out, but this group really should. 

Tucker’s argument that they're diluting his voting power is hilariously dumb. You know what else dilutes your voting power even more than immigration? Procreation. Maybe you should rethink your opposition to abortion. 

[RomaVicta 30,058]

23 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

 

 

There's a new doc on HBO:  Exterminate all the Brutes.  It's pretty timely considering BLM and voter suppression.  But it reminds us this has been a problem for a long, long time, and not just here and not just one race as the victims, but more one race giving the shaft to all others.   It's 4 parts.

 

 

 

This is what a I took away from The Mission but I wasn't sure. That and the Morricone soundtrack which is among the best ever. 

I didn't love the movie, but I did find the idea of civilizing the natives with a peaceful religion that you yourself do not adhere to and then conquering the people the religion enervated to be rather apt. Maybe I should take another look at it.

Years later, I read the first person account of Cortez in Mexico written by contemporary, Bernal Diaz. He was awed by the meso-American cities as he and his comrades hacked up the Aztecs with a coalition of other native tribes. Bloody minded culture meets bloody minded culture with better weapons, better luck, and the gift of plague.

Game. Set. Match.

I'm a white man of Northern European descent, but I'm not of English heritage. Do I count? I want to know before I decide if I'm for this whole America First thing.

[RDCanecutter 26,531]

19 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I'm a white man of Northern European descent, but I'm not of English heritage. Do I count? I want to know before I decide if I'm for this whole America First thing.

Hello sir. Welcome to the Bureau of Identifying Quasi-Anglo-Saxons. Why yes, I did post as "rdcanecutter" back in the day on a Texas site. I remember you too, good to see you.

Well, back to business. The "Anglo-Saxon" term isn't completely literal, as we have always accepted Jutes, Frisians, and the occasional Fleming. For everyone else, we give a lot of credit for effort. Oh no, you can go ahead and leave the Frida Kahlo t-shirt on that you got... where? San Miguel de Allende? Good! That adds 3 Anglo-Saxon points to your score before we even start.

(writes, taps calculator, writes some more)

Good news! You are almost there. All I need is for you to get one of these three questions right. And you can try them all. Ready?

A. Complete this ABBA song: "See that girl, check that scene, dig it, the Dancing ________."

B. When at Taco Bell you choose the _______ sauce because you may be wild, but you're not crazy!

C. Conjugate the verb "to be." You can skip the "thou" form because we aren't living in the ancient Bible days.

(reads cheap paperback, hums.)

Oh, you're done? Looks like you passed! Welcome to Anglo-Saxonia. Check the answers? Oh that's not really necessary. I can tell just by looking at a person if they passed or not.

Edited April 19, 2021 by RDCanecutter

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

26 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Hello sir. Welcome to the Bureau of Identifying Quasi-Anglo-Saxons. Why yes, I did post as "rdcanecutter" back in the day on a Texas site. I remember you too, good to see you.

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Oh, you're done? Looks like you passed! Welcome to Anglo-Saxonia. Check the answers? Oh that's not really necessary. I can tell just by looking at a person if they passed or not.

I will be stealing this.

[RDCanecutter 26,531]

7 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I will be stealing this.

You're white. Just take it. Take as much as you need, pay it back whenever.

[StruggleBus 3,922]

What in the fuck is going on in here

[Lagunamadre 1,975]

17 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

 

How bout dem titties tho. 

[RDCanecutter 26,531]

12 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

What in the fuck is going on in here

Ain't nothin but a Thing.

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,825]

27 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

You're white. Just take it. Take as much as you need, pay it back whenever.

For all you kids who don’t get the allusion.

 

[DonkeyCigars 143]

37 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

What in the fuck is going on in here

RDCanecutter is killing it. 

[DDD Dad 14,367]

On 4/16/2021 at 8:07 PM, Mrs Whiggins said:

Better include this Texan, too:

 

That fucker used to work in my building.  So this hits...close to home.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,537]

18 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

 

I can't recall ever seeing a vet wear their medals on a civilian suit before, at a wedding . Is that standard? No one should also forget that he was basically given the opportunity to resign instead of facing a court martial. And he was allowed into the Texas State Guard with open arms.

 

 

[elfenix 34,379]

i'm old enough to remember when the republicans pushed for NAFTA and MFN status for china. 

Edited April 19, 2021 by elfenix

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2 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Tucker’s argument that they're diluting his voting power is hilariously dumb. You know what else dilutes your voting power even more than immigration? Procreation. Maybe you should rethink your opposition to abortion. 

Something else that dilutes the voting power for Tucker and his friends?

Diabetes

[RDCanecutter 26,531]

1 hour ago, Lagunamadre said:

How bout dem titties tho. 

Need more recon.

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20 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I can't recall ever seeing a vet wear their medals on a civilian suit before, at a wedding . Is that standard? No one should also forget that he was basically given the opportunity to resign instead of facing a court martial. And he was allowed into the Texas State Guard with open arms.

None of my friends have ever worn their medals on a civilian suit.  It’s fucking weird and reminds me of Russia.  They might wear a lapel pin for something like an airborne badge or a division badge where they might be around others that might have also served, but nothing like all of the medals.  

Also getting into the Texas State Guard isn’t hard.  Shit, they let 65 year-olds enlist.  

[RomaVicta 30,058]

3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Well, back to business. The "Anglo-Saxon" term isn't completely literal, as we have always accepted Jutes, Frisians, and the occasional Fleming.

Jutes, Frisians? Sure. We're all Gauls. But the Flemish?

I'm sorry. You're America First is not quite First enough for me!

[RDCanecutter 26,531]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Jutes, Frisians? Sure. We're all Gauls. But the Flemish?

I'm sorry. You're America First is not quite First enough for me!

Son, I tried.

But it looks like you're gonna have to put your mime britches back on and go wander the Latin Quarter in a perpetual state of je ne sais quoi anomie.

No hard feelins. It ain't personal. When me and the missus and our 7 swinish children pass through on our way to Eurodisney, I'll press a crumpled dollar into your withered continental paw, and wish you WELL, VERY LOUDLY, AND SLOWLY, IN ENGLISH, BECAUSE I WANT YOU, TO UNDERSTAND.

[Brisketexan 105,545]

The utter lack of mention of the Walloons in this discussion is duly noted.  And will not soon be forgotten.

[Hornius Emeritus 12,495]

5 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Hello sir. Welcome to the Bureau of Identifying Quasi-Anglo-Saxons. Why yes, I did post as "rdcanecutter" back in the day on a Texas site. I remember you too, good to see you.

Well, back to business. The "Anglo-Saxon" term isn't completely literal, as we have always accepted Jutes, Frisians, and the occasional Fleming. For everyone else, we give a lot of credit for effort. Oh no, you can go ahead and leave the Frida Kahlo t-shirt on that you got... where? San Miguel de Allende? Good! That adds 3 Anglo-Saxon points to your score before we even start.

(writes, taps calculator, writes some more)

Good news! You are almost there. All I need is for you to get one of these three questions right. And you can try them all. Ready?

A. Complete this ABBA song: "See that girl, check that scene, dig it, the Dancing ________."

B. When at Taco Bell you choose the _______ sauce because you may be wild, but you're not crazy!

C. Conjugate the verb "to be." You can skip the "thou" form because we aren't living in the ancient Bible days.

(reads cheap paperback, hums.)

Oh, you're done? Looks like you passed! Welcome to Anglo-Saxonia. Check the answers? Oh that's not really necessary. I can tell just by looking at a person if they passed or not.

What about the Baltic States, Latvia, Lithuania and Estonia?   Those Latvian chicks are smokin'.

[RDCanecutter 26,531]

2 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

What about the Baltic States, Latvia, Lithuania and Estonia?   Those Latvian chicks are smokin'.

There's always a separate line for smokin chicks, because their ethnic group is... smokin chicks.