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  On 4/12/2021 at 10:50 PM, Coach pop a bitch said:
Is it a bad thing that coach Sark is having to jump in on these recruitments to keep us in it. Shouldn't he only be closing? Or did I read that wrong (I am drunk coming from a yard house happy hour)

Without any supporting research, head coaches who are active recruiters have a higher win rate on priority targets. It was where Herman fell short in recruiting. JoJo Earle was getting calls from Ed O and Saban, and we were efforting with Carrington.
Especially with Offensive targets, it’s a good thing that the hc is an overachieving recruiter as a general rule.
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  On 4/12/2021 at 10:50 PM, Coach pop a bitch said:

Is it a bad thing that coach Sark is having to jump in on these recruitments to keep us in it. Shouldn't he only be closing? Or did I read that wrong (I am drunk coming from a yard house happy hour)

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Hell no. We just fired a coach that thought his only role in recruiting was to close.

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  On 4/13/2021 at 1:30 AM, Machinator said:

 

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  On 4/13/2021 at 3:48 AM, Hornlover said:

Milwee should keep the ballcap on. At all times. 

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I’ll take it a step further. He should have his head lazered or Nare’d weekly and should be forced to shave daily with a safety razor before being allowed to leave home. Or face a code red. The shadow of his pedo-stache is with that pasty nine-head is off-putting as fuck. 

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  On 4/13/2021 at 10:09 AM, SydneyCarton said:

 

I’ll take it a step further. He should have his head lazered or Nare’d weekly and should be forced to shave daily with a safety razor before being allowed to leave home. Or face a code red. The shadow of his pedo-stache is with that pasty nine-head is off-putting as fuck. 

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My understanding is that he’s playing the new backwoods child molester killer villain in the upcoming 4th season of True Detective. 

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  On 4/13/2021 at 12:39 PM, TommyGufano said:

Shaved head is the go-to look for ascending defensive coordinate in his early 40's. Offensive wunderkinds are meant to have full heads of hear. Tough situation for Milwee; probably needs to visit Jeremy Piven's hair restoration guy if he wants to make it big as a coach

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  On 4/13/2021 at 12:59 PM, TommyGufano said:

He's 50 and never been a (non-interim) head coach. If anything he proves the point. It's also possible he blows ass, which may be a contributing factor to his career stalling out

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Young Mr. Canada has taken the Steelers OC gig (which is the league he belongs in).

Also, PJ Fleck, James Franklin, and Matt Nagy were all bald before 40. 

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  On 4/13/2021 at 1:32 PM, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Young Mr. Canada has taken the Steelers OC gig (which is the league he belongs in).

Also, PJ Fleck, James Franklin, and Matt Nagy were all bald before 40. 

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Fleck was multiple years into his 2nd HC gig when his hair went; Franklin's hairline is difficult to decipher when he was at Maryland, but I'll give it to you. Good call on Nagy, but even the stigma of being a bald offensive coach can be overcome by standing on Andy Reid's shoulders.

McVay, Kliff, Belly Tat, Freshwater, Sark, Shanahan all come to mind before Franklin and Nagy when I think of offensive coaches. 

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Anyways, I apologize to all for this digression. And in particular to @Ricky's one-hitter who was deeply upset by my take. I hope in the future we can achieve equal representation for all demographics across all coaching positions, especially the bald.

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  On 4/13/2021 at 2:05 PM, Bevo said:

So Ricky's bald and ctj has a man bun. Next we'll hear satya has his hair in a French braid.

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I've always assumed that sarvanaash is constantly and obsessively just kind of pulling small bunches of hair out as he reads through the news cycle, hour after hour. 

The man-bun potential has gone to zero. I didn't cut my hair from Feb to Sept so it was long and flowing, and then my daughter made me cut it for her wedding. I then continued my personal act of protest against the universe by not cutting it again until I got my second shot. Then my wife reminded me of my promise to end the bullshit whenever a vaccine was delivered at scale. So back to the full shave. Numerous women wailed at the loss of the curly locks. 

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  On 4/13/2021 at 2:18 PM, closetojumping said:

my daughter made me cut it

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  On 4/13/2021 at 2:18 PM, closetojumping said:

my wife reminded me of my promise to end the bullshit

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  On 4/13/2021 at 2:18 PM, closetojumping said:

Numerous women wailed at the loss of the curly locks.

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  On 4/13/2021 at 12:26 PM, westexhorn said:
dont give a fuck what Milwee looks like as long as he gets our QBs ready to molest OU
Exactly. Some of the best coaches arent exactly physical specimens, and none were ever pursued to pose for GQ. Belichick, Andy Reid, Mangino..I could go on and on. Sark believes in Milwee, thats good enough for me at this point.
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  On 4/12/2021 at 7:52 PM, Newy25 said:

I also do not think the NFL is full of 4.8 safeties. Unless they play for the Cowboys. 
I think he was referring to safties entering their 8th-10th year in the league who may have lost a step to age and injuries...but more than make up for it knowing wtf they're doing, and more importantly..what the offense theyre facing is doing. But yeah, not many safeties get drafted that can't do at least a 4.6 40 coming out of college.
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  On 4/13/2021 at 2:33 PM, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

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Well, apparently unlike you, sir, I have more women in my life than 2. I work in 2 offices that are 80%+ females from 22-40 years of age. Regardless, I'll be cut high and tight, and tanned, relaxed and ready on September 4th. I'll bring some sunblock for your shiny head in the event that you make it.

On the recruiting front, in order to semi-stay on topic, there isn't a damned thing out there worth posting that hasn't already been discussed for football. We're going to need a big June to drive this thread up a couple hundred pages and get back on track.

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