Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[Vertigo 20,283]

3 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

Well isn't this just a fucking fantastic line. Thanks a lot, everyone responsible.

He doesn't believe in Malik Murphy. OK.. what about Hudson Card/Casey Thompson for the next couple of seasons? And he decommits from OU who has Spencer Rattler in year 2? Does he not think that Steve Sarkisian and Lincoln Riley, literally the two best QB developers in college football, will not keep their QB room right? This kid is being sold a bill of goods. 

[Vito Andolini 9,126]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

The guy he was jonesing for was the dude in Katy. 

Yuck. NO SEX AT ALL!

[mantis toboggan 850]

53 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Body language suggests we are fucked. I know because I am an expert in such matters. 

Edited June 18, 2021 by mantis toboggan

[Vertigo 20,283]

2 minutes ago, mantis toboggan said:

Body language suggests we are fucked. I know because I am an expert in such matters. 

Agreed, Sark's love handle gives away that we are pulling Blue's scholarship in this photo at the request of Reuben Owens. 

[Foosters 17,855]

One of my favorite recruiting board phenomena is the incessant ridicule rightfully lobbed at the 9.95 crew for not having any real idea what's happening, coupled with the across-the-board meltdown when one of those 9.95'ers posts an update that conflicts with what we want to hear

[Chopper 17,230]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

"Yeah, you got me, I fucked South Austin's mom last weekend. When was the last time you were there?"

[victory88 5,663]

Gotta keep Blue in our class.  He’s an elite talent and we need more players like him.  If he ends up busting bc of maturity issues I’m fine with it.  I’d rather take that risk than bring in guys like Jonathan Brooks who have a limited ceiling.   

[Tex-19 2,872]

Just now, victory88 said:

Gotta keep Blue in our class.  He’s an elite talent and we need more players like him.  If he ends up busting bc of maturity issues I’m fine with it.  I’d rather take that risk than bring in guys like Jonathan Brooks who have a limited ceiling.   

Obviously idk his story but I like that he'd be coming into a RB room with about as much character/leadership as you could ask for with Bijan and RoJo. He could learn a lot from those guys

[Gil Bang 25,950]

wouldn't RoJo be gone by the time he arrives? 

[Tex-19 2,872]

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

wouldn't RoJo be gone by the time he arrives? 

Not unless he transfers. He was class of 2019 making him a Junior this year so he'd be a Senior when Blue arrives. Plus the free covid year so he could actually have 2 years of overlap

[Jabberwocky 1,666]

If Blue runs for 250 against the dirtburglers, I do not think any of these anachronistic prophets of doom will care that he did not play his senior year of highschool. 

Suddenly, their tune would be markedly different for some reason.

[texifornia 56,944]

1 minute ago, Jabberwocky said:

If Blue runs for 250 against the dirtburglers, I do not think any of these anachronistic prophets of doom will care that he did not play his senior year of highschool. 

Suddenly, their tune would be markedly different for some reason.

Only a couple people are looking at it as an ethical thing, for most of us it's about his chances of sticking around at UT and doing what it takes to run for 250 against OU.

[UncleBuck 6,454]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

He doesn't believe in Malik Murphy. OK.. what about Hudson Card/Casey Thompson for the next couple of seasons? And he decommits from OU who has Spencer Rattler in year 2? Does he not think that Steve Sarkisian and Lincoln Riley, literally the two best QB developers in college football, will not keep their QB room right? This kid is being sold a bill of goods. 

Yah, I don't really buy it, that QB would be anywhere close to a large part of a "no thanks" on his part. My point in that comment was more toward the fact that it's even possible that line could be written. I mean sure, 995 and all.... but SMU?

[Tex-19 2,872]

Any reports on whether Banks and Harris have made it in yet? Surprised we haven't seen more Roach pics from the bushes yet

[Red Five 40,857]

Yeah Roschon is a sophomore if he wants to be. 

[Machinator 32,099]

The 9.95ers are usually less intrusive with the official visitors.

[billfromlaketravis 11,466]

9 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Yah, I don't really buy it, that QB would be anywhere close to a large part of a "no thanks" on his part. My point in that comment was more toward the fact that it's even possible that line could be written. I mean sure, 995 and all.... but SMU?

I don't like to root against kids, but I'm so ready for Preston Stone to fall on his stupid f***ing face. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I don't like to root against kids, but I'm so ready for Preston Stone to fall on his stupid f***ing face. 

Bill relax what did he steal your kids lunch money?

[billfromlaketravis 11,466]

Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

Bill relax what did he steal your kids lunch money?

Stone has dodged competition for years. It's time for him to get thrown in the frying pan. 

[Radical Larry 28,589]

Any reports on whether Banks and Harris have made it in yet? Surprised we haven't seen more Roach pics from the bushes yet

[texifornia 56,944]

 

[El Compadre 766]

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Wake me up on NSD1 when Hudson signs with SMU. If that happens, I pledge to take my shameful feelings out on this board by posting artful photos of my assed pressed firmly up against a mirror in homage to Hudson’s similarly bad decision making. 

 

[Tex Pete 20,350]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

And he decommits from OU who has Spencer Rattler in year 2? 

To be fair, I wouldn't want to play with that scary looking motherfucker, either.

[Machinator 32,099]

 

[texifornia 56,944]

He probably just likes Samples and the other SMU recruiters and wants to play for them, and everything else is post facto rationalizing.

[BornOrange 1,441]

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

So UT pays for rooms for recruits, their family, and for our staff?

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,097]

1 minute ago, BornOrange said:

So UT pays for rooms for recruits, their family, and for our staff?

I think he's going in to set it up for an arrival

[Brad Pudding 71]

14 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

What's that stain on the carpet?

[texifornia 56,944]

1 minute ago, Brad Pudding said:

What's that stain on the carpet?

Pretty sure it's just the edge of an abstract pattern.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,097]

Just now, texifornia said:

Pretty sure it's just the edge of an abstract pattern.

IT'S ART GODDAMMIT

[BornOrange 1,441]

15 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

I think he's going in to set it up for an arrival

So he's the one decorating the room?

[honolulu horn 6,158]

8 minutes ago, Brad Pudding said:

What's that stain on the carpet?

It's piss

[Machinator 32,099]

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

36 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

I see Langi doesn't know about VIP mode - 

 

 

Edited June 18, 2021 by JesusSweatDuck
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[Machinator 32,099]

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

Just now, Machinator said:

NOW THAT'S A FUCKING LIE

[Zhorn96 1,773]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Interesting take.  Stupid and wrong, but interesting

[closetojumping 62,679]

41 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Huh. Do we know where they're at? That looks like the Van Zandt but I guess it could be anywhere.

[Machinator 32,099]

Just now, closetojumping said:

Huh. Do we know where they're at? That looks like the Van Zandt but I guess it could be anywhere.

Four Seasons.

[closetojumping 62,679]

Just now, Machinator said:

Four Seasons.

Give me the Van Zandt every time. I'll be there for 3 nights very soon, as a matter of fact. Hard to go wrong with choosing the Four Seasons though, I guess. 

[ClubWhatever 12,138]

trashed a four seasons room on prom night. 

[6th Street 6,392]

The recruits would prefer the W for the whores and the pool party 

[Machinator 32,099]

Roach

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Friday, 4:36 p.m. : Not a ton of updates from this visit weekend as we don’t typically bother recruits or sources during the visit. I did check on a couple of targets. I believe the news of Texas cancelling the visit of Tavorus Jones is a direct indicator of where things stand with Newton RB De’Anthony Gatson. I checked with sources on the USC side, and the Trojans are confident about their position as well which gives me some pause. In the end though, unless the staff pulled off something massive behind the scenes, I believe Gatson will be a part of this class. I also checked in on Texas High Edge rusher Derrick Brown who set his commitment date. While I don’t believe he’s made a final decision yet, I do believe Texas still sits at the top. Brown will OV to Texas Tech this weekend.

 

[closetojumping 62,679]

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Roach

 

Derrick Brown will be getting his T Ring by the time Roach realizes he's a part of this class.

[Machinator 32,099]

 

[realgreggym 835]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

He probably just likes Samples and the other SMU recruiters and wants to play for them, and everything else is post facto rationalizing.

They may have other thoughts when they are playing in front of small crowds while we are on TV 8 or 9 times a year.

[Machinator 32,099]

 

[Machinator 32,099]

Just now, realgreggym said:

while we are on TV 8 or 9 times a year.

It's not 1967 anymore. Every game is televised.

[realgreggym 835]

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Derrick Brown will be getting his T Ring by the time Roach realizes he's a part of this class.

I hope that Brown gets a T Ring.

[Machinator 32,099]