Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[GRHorn 105]

55 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Now that’s what I’m talking about. They’re selling the entire package of Austin, Texas baby. 

[billfromlaketravis 11,465]

59 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Deploying the Town Lake Navy. Wise decision. It certainly works for fraternities. 

[Irieguy 1,059]

1 hour ago, Lonestar88 said:

Why do you construe everything as panic. I’m literally just saying the board is slow today, damn. That is not a judgement of anything.

Do you ever stop and think what you can do to speed the board up?  Instead of just asking questions. Really makes you think. 

[Machinator 32,099]

never mind, already posted

Edited June 27, 2021 by Machinator

[6th Street 6,392]

No need to get worked about about summer commits - it's a moot point if lose to OU, TCU, and Ok State they will typically decommit

[Newy25 7,668]

3 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

No need to get worked about about summer commits - it's a moot point if lose to OU, TCU, and Ok State they will typically decommit

I bet you are a really big hit at parties. 

[HenryJames 66,045]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

 

10 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

[Ashley Schaeffer 193]

Kroikey! Look at that little Sheila, what a beauty!

Are you insinuating that Bledsoe is a woman?

[tokamak 6,423]

Finkley and his mom decided that if the place is going to be decorated like every basic bride’s wedding reception, they might as well dance. 

[westexhorn 2,017]

 

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

4 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

 

well. idk. do the athletes dorms even allow dogs?

[conVINCEd 21,469]

40 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

well. idk. do the athletes dorms even allow dogs?

Service animals.

[ousux 5,597]

Now that’s what I’m talking about. They’re selling the entire package of Austin, Texas baby. 

I see nothing on the same level as the legendary Dixie Chicken in that pic, uber fail.

[futureman 22,454]

3 hours ago, Newy25 said:

Trolls only work when naive people fall for the bait. 

what a load of crap. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,215]

CJ Williams is getting some ND picks.

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5,742]

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

CJ Williams is getting some ND picks.

not a big fan of his idk why im thinking we need more quick twitch. I feel like the speedier guys have a higher hit rate than your box out type receivers... although any offense could always use a Collin Johnson.

Edited June 27, 2021 by RaysBoomBoomRoom

[Getafix 28,604]

 

 

Spoiler

Tom Loy

I’ve heard enough to feel confident that Notre Dame has the lead in this recruitment. The Irish have done a great job here for months led by Del Alexander and Tommy Rees. I told you guys ahead of the weekend that this will likely be a prediction I’ll make if things continue to move in the right direction and that’s the case. Texas is a player, as is Stanford, and you can’t count out USC, but I’m riding with Notre Dame to win this battle.

 

[Burt Macklin 19,022]

15 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

not a big fan of his idk why im thinking we need more quick twitch. I feel like the speedier guys have a higher hit rate than your box out type receivers... although any offense could always use a Collin Johnson.

Ratings wise, he’s a lot like Anthony Cook, he peaked his sophomore year of HS and he’s pretty maxed out. His rating will probably continue to drop throughout the cycle, but he’ll still end up overrated because he started the process as a 5 star. 
 

If he was Collin Johnson, he’d be a better take, but he’s only 6’2 so his inability to create separation will hurt him a lot more. 

Edited June 27, 2021 by Burt Macklin

[FloridaHorn 4,754]

7 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

Service animals.

Sark must be off the wagon if he’s recruiting blind LBs. We are doomed

[conVINCEd 21,469]

43 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Sark must be off the wagon if he’s recruiting blind LBs. We are doomed

It’s to help with PTSD for the Herman guys.

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5,742]

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

Ratings wise, he’s a lot like Anthony Cook, he peaked his sophomore year of HS and he’s pretty maxed out. His rating will probably continue to drop throughout the cycle, but he’ll still end up overrated because he started the process as a 5 star. 
 

If he was Collin Johnson, he’d be a better take, but he’s only 6’2 so his inability to create separation will hurt him a lot more. 

Great response and insight. However, the book isn't finished on Anthony Cook. I think he balls out this year, health and scheme have been his issues here. He hasn't been bad.

Edited June 27, 2021 by RaysBoomBoomRoom

[Burt Macklin 19,022]

15 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Great response and insight. However, the book isn't finished on Anthony Cook. I think he balls out this year, health and scheme have been his issues here. He hasn't been bad.

Yeah, Cook is a solid player and so is Williams. I think both can be at least solid contributors on a good team. 
 

It’s pretty much impossible to judge any of our 2018 DBs. All of their development has been god awful. 3 years of terrible coaching with Orlando and co and then two straight years with a scheme change. It reminds me of our OL development the last ten years, absolutely horrible. Herman fucked over all those guys. 

[Bevo14 8,308]

18 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Yeah, Cook is a solid player and so is Williams. I think both can be at least solid contributors on a good team. 
 

It’s pretty much impossible to judge any of our 2018 DBs. All of their development has been god awful. 3 years of terrible coaching with Orlando and co and then two straight years with a scheme change. It reminds me of our OL development the last ten years, absolutely horrible. Herman fucked over all those guys. 

I never want to hire a g5 coach again and risk landing their shittastic coaching staff

[Machinator 32,099]

 

[Burt Macklin 19,022]

22 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

I never want to hire a g5 coach again and risk landing their shittastic coaching staff

It is interesting that not a single one of the elite coaches in today’s game came straight from a G5 to their current position. None of Saban, Day, Dabo, or Riley did. Mack had P5 experience before he came to Texas. The only guys I can think of who did were Urban Meyer and Brian Kelly, but both those guys proved themselves at multiple locations and had multiple elite seasons at their last spot, not just one. 
 

So yeah, hiring both Strong and Herman from a single, short HC stint at a G5 with only one elite season each was really fucking stupid. 

[Machinator 32,099]

 

[BornAndRaised 12,281]

nm

Edited June 27, 2021 by BornAndRaised
bot beat me to it

[Getafix 28,604]

 

Did Gerry Hamilton or anyone else at IT elaborate on Gerry's "good weekend" comment?

 

[BornAndRaised 12,281]

 

[Machinator 32,099]

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

Did Gerry Hamilton or anyone else at IT elaborate on Gerry's "good weekend" comment?

 

No

[Getafix 28,604]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

No

 

Thanks for the response.

 

 

[Red Five 40,855]

12 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Whenever I see this guy I hear Norm MacDonald as Letterman yelling "You like the Arliss Paul? Arliss!".

[Machinator 32,099]

Finkley at Sark's house

https://www.instagram.com/stories/justicefinkley/2605348040875246106/

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5,742]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

I think its Cam Williams. He would've been in the vicinity taking pics with Kyle Flood along with Campbell.

[NoName 16,351]

48 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

This is my totally uninformed guess on who committed btw

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,084]

3 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

I think its Cam Williams. He would've been in the vicinity taking pics with Kyle Flood along with Campbell.

 

1 minute ago, NoName said:

This is my totally uninformed guess on who committed btw

We’ll get them both eventually

[YNW MELLY 109]

@YNW MELLY knows who it is because he told the other coaches at the recruit dinner as well 

 

[Machinator 32,099]

 

[Reese Bennett 3,610]

3 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:

Sark must be off the wagon if he’s recruiting blind LBs. We are doomed

Blind linebackers have a really good feel for the game and they are comfortable in space.

[Machinator 32,099]

 

[Machinator 32,099]

 

[Machinator 32,099]

Edit: deleted tweet, was one of our recruiting assistants sending out the eyes emoji.

Edited June 27, 2021 by Machinator

[YNW MELLY 109]

8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

carl was right again...........fuccbois that carl got his inside info back 

Edited June 27, 2021 by YNW MELLY

[Machinator 32,099]

Roach

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Sunday, 12 p.m. : Jaylon Guilbeau just left campus. The Texas commit said he had a good time and was hosted by D’Shawn Jamison. He said he did a little recruiting while on the trip talking to Bryce Anderson who will be the last person to leave. Guilbeau is standing firm that his commitment is solid but he also said he will keep his options open until he signs. With guys leaving campus, Nick and I will be reaching out and updating this thread.

 

[HtownHorn 14,677]

19 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Roach

 

So he's not solid, and will flip once the Hypen flips to Texas.

[Machinator 32,099]

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,215]

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

So he's not solid, and will flip once the Hypen flips to Texas.

I think Hyphrn projects more to NB/S.  Unless we are getting Harris and Brooks you don't won't to lose Guilbeau.

[Machinator 32,099]

Gerry

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One person still believes Guilbeau ends up at TCU after this weekend. Time will tell on that one.

 

[gmr548 16,576]

1 hour ago, YNW MELLY said:

@YNW MELLY knows who it is because he told the other coaches at the recruit dinner as well 

 

Most of these negs are probably for the recruiting intel side of things. I rarely, if ever, neg but I want to make it clear I'm negging specifically for the self-tag.

[FloridaHorn 4,754]

1 hour ago, Reese Bennett said:

Blind linebackers have a really good feel for the game and they are comfortable in space.

They almost never get fooled by play action