Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[Thiefery 5,010]

not gonna even lie.. i really didn't know much about Thompson.. and watching his brief HUDL.. i'm ok that he chose UCF

[BornAndRaised 12,291]

Just now, tokamak said:

 

Excellent 2 post sequence

What can I say, at least I owned it myself.

[texifornia 56,987]

Tough day in terms of our 9.95ers shitting down their legs, but missing a guy we didn't think we were getting two days ago and a guy we have an obvious backup plan waiting in the wings in Finkley isn't too much of a dickpunch.

[Tom Herman Apologist 55]

Was hiring Steve Sarkisian a mistake?

[GreenspointTexas 9,616]

1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Poverty 

Best handle/avatar on surly

[Dbeasy 15,067]

What a goat fuck today has been. 

[BornAndRaised 12,291]

Just now, Tom Herman Apologist said:

Was hiring Steve Sarkisian a mistake?

[UncleBuck 6,454]

"All Ass, No Takes" lmao dammit ctj

[Sgt. Slaughter 2,841]

4 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

[HtownHorn 14,708]

0-2 today

[Redneck Mutha 7,996]

2 hours ago, MoJames said:

Should I be excited or angry?

Edited June 30, 2021 by Redneck Mutha

[Sgt. Slaughter 2,841]

2 minutes ago, Tom Herman Apologist said:

Was hiring Steve Sarkisian a mistake?

I didn’t realize people like you exist.

[texifornia 56,987]

2 minutes ago, Tom Herman Apologist said:

Was hiring Steve Sarkisian a mistake?

This is quite a bit

[Fug 541]

Winning (recruiting) is hard.

Edited June 30, 2021 by Fug

[Dr. Teeth 5,845]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

0-2 today

Last time I trust someone on Twitter. 

[UncleBuck 6,454]

Borderline 5* to tOSU? Okay, I get it.

3* to UCF? Just cut off my head and shit down my throat ffs.

[SydneyCarton 48,109]

Jesus you people are fucking pussies. 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,550]

[Sir Ulrich 5,187]

4 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

"All Ass, No Takes" lmao dammit ctj

Too late to neg bomb him? Even just for a day to humble him a bit

[elguapo 4,586]

[Don Hornleone 530]

[Red Five 40,862]

I never thought we had a great chance of getting both Harris and Brooks. Just thought it would be to Bama.

Don't really care one way or another with the UCF dude, other than losing a player to UCF. 

[immamac 42,864]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Jesus you people are fucking pussies. 

I love fucking pussies. 

[Thiefery 5,010]

1 minute ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Too late to neg bomb him? Even just for a day to humble him a bit

he predicted Brooks in the class?

[Gene Parmesan 4,008]

1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:

Borderline 5* to tOSU? Okay, I get it.

3* to UCF? Just cut off my head and shit down my throat ffs.

You don't just walk into (checks wikipedia for UCF stadium name) the bounce house, and expect to walk out with victory.

[Sir Ulrich 5,187]

2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Borderline 5* to tOSU? Okay, I get it.

3* to UCF? Just cut off my head and shit down my throat ffs.

Not too worried, Gus nows how to run a cash advance system and UCF seems like they could care less as long as wins follow

[Sgt. Slaughter 2,841]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Jesus you people are fucking pussies. 

Most pussy on the internet since OnlyFans banned South Austin’s mom.

[UncleBuck 6,454]

1 minute ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Not too worried, Gus nows how to run a cash advance system and UCF seems like they could care less as long as wins follow

Our checks must be bouncin', baby! We'll get 'er lined out.

[SydneyCarton 48,109]

Just now, Sir Ulrich said:

Too late to neg bomb him? Even just for a day to humble him a bit

Humble him? Oh, you think this crowd is going to be ones to get the get that’s never been got, do ya?

[Mason Ramsey 3,382]

I thought the board preferred Finkley but I guess y'all are just pussies, huh?

[Tex-19 2,872]

Can't say I care about missing on Thompson.

Brooks would've been a great surprise but if we land Harris and Anderson, not a big deal. Gotta get those two now though.

[closetojumping 62,741]

3 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Too late to neg bomb him? Even just for a day to humble him a bit

I like where your head’s at, Sir Ulrich. We should have a neg war to stave off ennui and see who the last man standing is. 

1 minute ago, Thiefery said:

he predicted Brooks in the class?

I don’t think so, but I’ve altered my outlook over time as new shit comes to light. I could have had him in the class in a post at some point. He’s always been the stretchiest of in-state DB targets but I’ve always coveted him as a prospect. In my recent updates, I’ve said he was trending Bama and then that they might not have room. They were pushing consideration for NB or safety and it turned the dad off. Had Bama just stayed on the CB grind, they probably win the recruitment as expected. 

I continue to maintain that Texas will get both Anderson and Harris in this class. 

[closetojumping 62,741]

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Humble him? Oh, you think this crowd is going to be ones to get the get that’s never been got, do ya?

I think I am perhaps the most humble person on this board, sir. 

[Scholz 11,944]

Just now, closetojumping said:

I think I am perhaps the most humble person on this board, sir. 

Excellent.  I love it when things fall off my things to do list.  

[stork642 4,498]

17 minutes ago, tokamak said:

 

Excellent 2 post sequence

This is slowly turning into a Hitler video. 

[SydneyCarton 48,109]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

I think I am perhaps the most humble person on this board, sir. 

This makes sense if you’ve recently changed your legal name to Humble. 

[Sir Ulrich 5,187]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I like where your head’s at, Sir Ulrich. We should have a neg war to stave off ennui and see who the last man standing is. 

[stork642 4,498]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I think I am perhaps the most humble person on this board, sir. 

Nice humble brag.   

[closetojumping 62,741]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

This makes sense if you’ve recently changed your legal name to Humble. 

Clayton Humble Jenkins. I like the ring to it. 

[Burt Macklin 19,031]

8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Jesus you people are fucking pussies. 

Seriously. We missed on a guy that we were always trailing for and a guy who's a good developmental prospect, but is extremely replaceable, and we;re probably going to land like 5 commits in the span of a week.  

 

I wonder if the staff will circle back on KJ Miles now, or if they knew we weren't getting Thompson before they slowed on Miles. We already have Jones and are still in a good spot for FInkley.  Numbers are hard to tell since a lot of Jack prospects could also potentially grow into DL.  

[Fondren & Main 6,724]

I don't like this title.  I hope that it lasts for less than 24 hours.

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2,904]

21 minutes ago, Tom Herman Apologist said:

Was hiring Steve Sarkisian a mistake?

Username checks out

[MoJames 8,244]

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Seriously. We missed on a guy that we were always trailing for and a guy who's a good developmental prospect, but is extremely replaceable, and we;re probably going to land like 5 commits in the span of a week.  

 

I wonder if the staff will circle back on KJ Miles now, or if they knew we weren't getting Thompson before they slowed on Miles. We already have Jones and are still in a good spot for FInkley.  Numbers are hard to tell since a lot of Jack prospects could also potentially grow into DL.  

[Creasy Bear 667]

21 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Tough day in terms of our 9.95ers shitting down their legs, but missing a guy we didn't think we were getting two days ago and a guy we have an obvious backup plan waiting in the wings in Finkley isn't too much of a dickpunch.

Finkley is a backup plan?

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

16 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Jesus you people are fucking pussies. 

IVE BEEN SAYING THAT

[IDIOTsavant 8,495]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Seriously. We missed on a guy that we were always trailing for and a guy who's a good developmental prospect, but is extremely replaceable, and we;re probably going to land like 5 commits in the span of a week.  

 

I wonder if the staff will circle back on KJ Miles now, or if they knew we weren't getting Thompson before they slowed on Miles. We already have Jones and are still in a good spot for FInkley.  Numbers are hard to tell since a lot of Jack prospects could also potentially grow into DL.  

Really wish we could get Boardingham to consider coming off the edge, but I think I read somewhere that offering at DE was the reason Notre Dame was out of his recruitment.

[texifornia 56,987]

1 minute ago, Creasy Bear said:

Finkley is a backup plan?

Honestly might not be. Was going off of Gerry saying he might be grumpy if we took Thompson, but Gerry hasn't exactly had a banner couple days.

[Hammerhead 257]

Fuck this. So what. We missed on a good player. Good luck to the kid. He chose poorly but it is what it is. Fuck that shithole ohio. Until we win it’s gonna happen. Buckle up cuz it’s time to get some big boys in here. Anyone who isn’t jumpin to Austin can go fuck themselves. 

[UncleSonny 6,572]

Brooks sucks mainly because of the way we got teased last night. The services were all way off on that recruitment being a two-team race and when the Bama mods started hedging it seemed logical enough to get our hopes up. Most people thought he was a longshot for the class yesterday morning and nobody was panicking about the potential defensive back class. Weird recruitment all around.

Meh on Thompson. Nice player with some tools but if we had taken him half the posters here would be complaining that we are taking UCF level talent and should have kept our powder dry for Finkley or others. 

[elguapo 4,586]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Honestly might not be. Was going off of Gerry saying he might be grumpy if we took Thompson, but Gerry hasn't exactly had a banner couple days.

I'd be surprised if the 9.95ers have any insight into how the staff have prioritized the DL targets.