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1 minute ago, MoJames said:

Holy shit guys, we have fucked this up ourselves over the past 48 hours. We need to get our heads out of our asses and do our jobs.

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I appreciate your focusness

The heaviest cat of all was Himmy, owned by Thomas Vyse (Australia), who weighed 21.3kg (46lb 15 ½ oz) when it died on 12th March 1986 at the age of 10 years 4 months.

Himmy – who had to be transported in a wheelbarrow – was thankfully unchallenged until 1998, when Guinness World Record editors and record managers decided to discontinue the category to deter people from over-feeding their pets just to appear in the book. Today, we still monitor animal weight and size by breed – such as the largest breed of horse – but not individual specimens.

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https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2017/8/international-cat-day-a-timeline-of-the-worlds-most-fascinating-feline-record-b-485212

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Posted
9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Too bad Texas doesn’t have any bag men. 

If Texas does have bag men, they're handing out candy. Cheap individually wrapped yoyo party favors/kazoos.

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12 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

No need to wait. I’ll be here at 6:05 with my info and ready to take my stoning if the pick is Oregon. 

I think you need to get back out there and get your ears back to the streets 

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First, let me reiterate that you’re all a bunch of fucking pussies. 
 

But since a fair chunk of you aren’t football board stupid, allow me to soothe your melt with the usual trite bullshit equivocation. 
 

“he’s a high 3 star, they grow on trees”

”next man up.”

”we only want guys who want to be horns”

plus everything said about Brooks yesterday for good measure. 
 

 

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So we backed off Sexton in order to make room for a guy who is not choosing us? Did I get that right? I hope the Sexton train has not already left the station. 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Fud said:

Oregon 247 poster

"Yeah over on scoopduck it’s sounding like we’re getting Cam."

Scoopduck. 

 

I would have gone with DuckScoop personally, real missed opportunity. It makes more sense and there are some real photoshop opportunities: 

Buy Duck Soup - Microsoft Store

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Just now, Newy25 said:

So we backed off Sexton in order to make room for a guy who is not choosing us? Did I get that right? I hope the Sexton train has not already left the station. 

Maybe? Check back at 6:05.

Unless he announces on Eugene time.

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Just now, UncleSonny said:

I would have gone with DuckScoop personally, real missed opportunity. It makes more sense and there are some real photoshop opportunities: 

Buy Duck Soup - Microsoft Store

This is the very last place on earth I would expect to find a duck soup reference. Well done, sir

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2 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

This is the very last place on earth I would expect to find a duck soup reference. Well done, sir

The last place? Ahead of texags or tiger droppings? 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Someone on Twitter said Hawkins tweeted “Oregon is the move”

another person said they saw Cam’s mom at Dick’s in Cedar Hill picking out Oregon stuff

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Where is that fucking monkey when you need it? 

There's always money in the banana stand.  Maybe we should get CDC to raise capital for some banana stands...

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Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Roach says he's not even ready to put in a pick for Hutson yet.

I mean.... it's Roach. If everyone else is gunshy, he's hiding in the corner in a puddle of urine.

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