Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[Harrison Stafford 3323]

I thought it was going to be “Fuck you and the Duck You Rode in On”.

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

3 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Lol

At this rate TexasHomer needs to de commit from them and take his talents elsewhere. 

[UDontKnow 10439]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Figured it was going to be “All Quack, No Drakes” but this works too

That or DuckDuckGo

[Tex-19 2868]

Texas Recruiting 2022 - Ducks and Cover

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2861]

Eric Nahlin - “We ducked up”

[UDontKnow 10439]

[Sal 1088]

Nothing has changed

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

4 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Lol

[Pato del Muerto 52239]

I’m sensing hostility and aggression 

[Barbacoa 1934]

24 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Comes down to relationships. Herman had the benefit of recruiting Texas hard at both fOSU and UH, then most of the top players in the 2018 cycle were in the Houston area.

If the staff shows well on the field, 2023 will go differently for us. We'll go heavy OOS this cycle and next year will depend on how things go during the season.

I mean you're not wrong but you gotta ask what it is going to take to get into that small group at the top of cfb. It takes elite coaching combined with elite recruiting. Ohio State just landed their sixth 5 star and its only early July. Alabama is turning players like Coleman away. Clemson and OU have yawned their way into the playoff. If you're going to win big, you have to completely sell out. Otherwise we are just pissing in the wind. 

[Fondren & Main 6626]

Fuck Phil Knight!

[Henry Hill 3156]

[Sarks Personal Bartender 129]

I mean, at least it’s not fucking aggy.

[Barbacoa 1934]

9 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Lol

[Dr. Teeth 5813]

11 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Lol

[jeevsie 3707]

[Bruh Man 3160]

So Eric finally comes out of hiding. 

Can't wait till drunk defensive posting starts from him.

This is an embarrassing L for his site.

 

Edited July 4, 2021 by Bruh Man

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Oline recruiting taking hits. Losing 3 tackles that were supposedly high on Texas  is something to look at with flood.

[TommyGufano 6021]

40 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

What's left for OT?  The only uncommitted offers are Zach Rice, Tyler Booker, Dewberry, Josh Conerly, and George Fitzpatrick.  Only ones from that bunch I could maybe see a chance/visit is Conerly.  Maybe Helm convince his old teammate to give us a look.  Who knows.

Hmm, let's check in on his most recent Twitter activity...

 

 

 

[Ghost of Shag 2573]

My take:

Williams won’t wind up at Oregon.

Banks won’t wind up at Oregon.

Hudson won’t wind up at SMU.

Then again,

Winfield won’t wind up at Texas. 

Guilbeau may not either.

 

In short, fuck me.

[Fondren & Main 6626]

Oregon, can’t wait to go 7-5!

[SizzleChest 8275]

[GRHorn 105]

How many of our other current targets is Oregon after? I need to know who to mark off the list.  

[Lonestar4.8 68]

My take:
Williams won’t wind up at Oregon.
Banks won’t wind up at Oregon.
Hudson won’t wind up at SMU.

Then again,
Winfield won’t wind up at Texas. 
Guilbeau may not either.
 
In short, fuck me.

Where do I send my 9.95?

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2861]

3 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Oregon, can’t wait to go 7-5!

Outside of Ohio State, by far the toughest team they play is a Kwiatkowski-less Washington. They'll go at least 10-2

[GRHorn 105]

23 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Lol

So Perroni was talking to Banks. IT was talking to some slapdick cousin.  

[Daichee Bell 2925]

20 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Lol

I’m kind of partial to “bad read on my part,” and feel like I’m going to use that a lot over the next couple weeks. Next time my wife gets pissed at me….. “sorry, hon. bad read on my part.”  She will love that. 

[Sgt Hulk 13622]

It kind of feels like this recruiting cycle is like the early 2000s Hitler reacts to…… parody videos.  I mean this would be a pretty epic edit

[Fondren & Main 6626]

1 minute ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

Outside of Ohio State, by far the toughest team they play is a Kwiatkowski-less Washington. They'll go at least 10-2

And yet, they went 4-3 last year…

[Harrison Stafford 3323]

What do you get when you cross a duck with the Fourth of July?  Firequackers.

[Burntcowboy 1845]

Why the hell is Nick Harris liking Banks commit edit on Twitter?  Banks is dead to me

[BurntOrange&White 39272]

Texas Recruiting 2022: Bad Read on Our Part 

[Handcruser 2805]

I’d offer Conerly 1mm. Then I’d offer to buy his parents a house as well as out all his siblings through college wherever they want to go.

[texifornia 56301]

Just now, Handcruser said:

I’d offer Conerly 1mm. Then I’d offer to buy his parents a house as well as out all his siblings through college wherever they want to go.

I'll take "things UT boosters definitely won't do" for $200, Alex

[BurntOrange&White 39272]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

I'll take "things UT boosters definitely won't do" for $200, Alex

Our boosters are fucking retards 

[CowtownHorn 5126]

Remaining 2022 OL recruits

Edited July 4, 2021 by CowtownHorn

[Don Hornleone 530]

Just now, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

[tokamak 6347]

Anyone else ready to start panicking with me about Campbell? Oregon need any guards?

[ImissWallyPryor 9044]

52 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Hopefully flood can work miracles and make these 2 ans 3 stars all world 

Fortunately, what we have are mid 3-to-lower 4 star recruits, mostly IOL in stature/measurables. Flood might find a few that he can make into serviceable OT, like Connor Williams. That’s the best we can hope for in the short term. 

Edited July 4, 2021 by ImissWallyPryor
Hyphen confused

[Elmer_Fudd 22033]

3 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Anyone else ready to start panicking with me about Campbell? Oregon need any guards?

Another good meltdown is only a few weeks away when Anderson commits to aggy.

[UDontKnow 10439]

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Another good meltdown is only a few weeks away when Anderson commits to aggy.

Get a hold of yourself, Elmer!

[NoName 16265]

3 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

It because you continually post like a bitch.

He's been a bitch for years.

[texifornia 56301]

No surprise or disappointment really

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22033]

4 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Fortunately, what we have are mid 3-to-lower 4 star recruits, mostly IOL in stature/measurables. Flood might find a few that he can make into serviceable OT, like Connor Williams. That’s the best we can hope for in the short term. 

Think it was a couple years ago, but it was noted that the combined composite average for all four playoff teams at OL was in the low 4* range (89-90).

The talent on campus currently isn't the problem, it's that these guys have been coached by Herb Hand and Warehime.  Last year was a dud only landing two guys and I only see Conner ever contributing.  I like the two guys we got so far as they were both prioritized, but we still have a void at OT.  We will probably be portal shopping in another year or two if guys like Garth or Karic don't pan out.

We still averaged 5.3 yards per rush last year, and that was factoring in all the sacks Sam had.  If Flood is who we think he is, have to think that goes up a good bit.

[Elmer_Fudd 22033]

5 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Get a hold of yourself, Elmer!

[stork642 4498]

51 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Lol

Hey guys.  I’m really bad at my job.  

[Duane Moore 5236]

We’ll always have White Boy Friday . . .

[Michael Knight 12853]

All this tell us is that Stan Drayton is the best recruiter on staff

[UtBlaw 32]

3 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

The way the NCAA works, I feel like traditional bag men are already a grey area.

True. Though I’d word it “blind-eye” area

[NoName 16265]

This whole week has a been a kick in the dick.