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Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

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I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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15 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Couple that with one of the recruits parents saying "They just need some SEC type bodies up front," and I am enchubbened for the chubbies.

Seriously, when are teams like TOSU, Pedo, Corn, Wisconsin, Clemson, UNC, FSU, Miami, Oregon, USC, OU, and all the rest going to catch up and stop fielding 6’ 200lb linemen?  Unless/until that changes, it’s the SECs world and we’re all just spectators.   
 

 Bama is Bama because they got the greatest HC possibly ever, the same fucking guy who pulled LSU off life support and make them competitive.   UF happened into the second greatest coach of this era and have since fallen down with all the rest of their SEC deadbeat brethren.  

UGA has cheated lights out and still hasn’t done jack shit in 40 years, Barn bought one year with The Chiz at the helm, middle of the pack aggy might be their 5th best team which puts them several places higher than they averaged in the B12.

  Says something about the quality of the SEC, 7% great, 7% good, 14% better than average, and 71% scrubs.  The SEC is exactly average compared to other conferences.  

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2 hours ago, Treefidy said:

Seriously, when are teams like TOSU, Pedo, Corn, Wisconsin, Clemson, UNC, FSU, Miami, Oregon, USC, OU, and all the rest going to catch up and stop fielding 6’ 200lb linemen?  Unless/until that changes, it’s the SECs world and we’re all just spectators.   
 

 Bama is Bama because they got the greatest HC possibly ever, the same fucking guy who pulled LSU off life support and make them competitive.   UF happened into the second greatest coach of this era and have since fallen down with all the rest of their SEC deadbeat brethren.  

UGA has cheated lights out and still hasn’t done jack shit in 40 years, Barn bought one year with The Chiz at the helm, middle of the pack aggy might be their 5th best team which puts them several places higher than they averaged in the B12.

  Says something about the quality of the SEC, 7% great, 7% good, 14% better than average, and 71% scrubs.  The SEC is exactly average compared to other conferences.  

season 13 GIF
 

 

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

you can joke all you want but giving jimbo the last visit before the dead period basically lays it out for you. the writing is on the wall. there’s a reason we took austin jordan. 

Because is name is Austin and we are in Austin. Natural fit. Nothing more no reason to read into it 

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54 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I have no clue why some of you continue to engage or quote futureman. 

His shtick is so dumb but some of you keep engaging him. Put him on ignore. 

Mainly to keep trolling the weeping vaginas that complain about him all the time, I'd guess.

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Just now, Viper said:

Is Abor the guy who's parents went to OU and literally laughed when someone asked him about going to Texas?

Don't remember if his parents went there, but he's surrounded by OU fans. Ohio State has a shot because Larry Johnson has been on him for a long time. Also, never count out Bama in a 5* recruitment 

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59 minutes ago, Fud said:

Don't remember if his parents went there, but he's surrounded by OU fans. Ohio State has a shot because Larry Johnson has been on him for a long time. Also, never count out Bama in a 5* recruitment 

I guess it wasn't him that laughed, but more like his dad

 

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2 hours ago, westexhorn said:

should he even come if he's going to piss on our cheerios?

 

2 hours ago, golfclap said:

I wouldn’t let that kid and his family near a single other recruit/family. Terrible idea to bring him in. 

If he is truly a difference-maker as a pass rusher, we have to give it a shot. Make sure he is truly interested. Shadow him with trusted players.

If he starts poisoning the well...put something in his drink, stash him away somewhere to sleep it off, wake him up when the pool party is over, send him home.

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8 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

 

If he is truly a difference-maker as a pass rusher, we have to give it a shot. Make sure he is truly interested. Shadow him with trusted players.

If he starts poisoning the well...put something in his drink, stash him away somewhere to sleep it off, wake him up when the pool party is over, send him home.

I just don't want his ass near Bryce Anderson, Derrick Brown and Jeremy Patton who are committing soon.

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27 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

 

If he is truly a difference-maker as a pass rusher, we have to give it a shot. Make sure he is truly interested. Shadow him with trusted players.

If he starts poisoning the well...put something in his drink, stash him away somewhere to sleep it off, wake him up when the pool party is over, send him home.

That seems like an awful lot of trouble for just one guy. Couldn't we just shoot him instead? I gotta wood chipper...

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4 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

That seems like an awful lot of trouble to got through for one guy. Couldn't we just shoot him instead? I gotta wood chipper...

If he has a high tolerance for Rohypnol, that'll be Plan B.

Hell, it doesn't look like we will ever get another player from Duncanville anyway so might as well be sure OU doesn't get him.

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20 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

 

If he is truly a difference-maker as a pass rusher, we have to give it a shot. Make sure he is truly interested. Shadow him with trusted players.

If he starts poisoning the well...put something in his drink, stash him away somewhere to sleep it off, wake him up when the pool party is over, send him home.

They aren’t going to treat him like one of your dates. 

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