Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[Ricky Butler 2,729]

10 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

or it may be cash/checks over credit cards.

Or maybe like "Blank Check" over Ivan Reitman's "Stripes"

Hard to say.

Edited August 3, 2021 by Ricky Butler

[Ricky Butler 2,729]

22 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

The only way you fix a problem is by first admitting there is a problem.  I don't want to be the Michigan of the South. 

Do you and Bruh Man go to the same creative writing class?

[Enchubben 5,510]

Bryce is clearly a Nascar fan.

Checkered Flag over alternating red and yellow striping flag.

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

I don’t know shit about NIL but if kids can get cash going forward from shie companies NIKE is definitely the way to go. Nike could give every kid on every Nike school roster a $1000 and they would have most if not all that money back in a week because those kids would all go buy 5 pairs of Nike shoes.  

[LarryMoeSurly 411]

1 hour ago, Ricky Butler said:

Or maybe like "Blank Check" over Ivan Reitman's "Stripes"

Hard to say.

 

[JohnnyTapia 540]

2 hours ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

I think this means Nike over Adidas.  It might mean something, or it might mean nothing.

It’s a reference to Travis Scott’s song “Sicko Mode” basically saying sign with us “Texas” since we’re with Nike and A&M is with Adidas

 

Edited August 3, 2021 by JohnnyTapia

[LarryMoeSurly 411]

9 minutes ago, JohnnyTapia said:

It’s a reference to Travis Scott’s song “Sicko Mode” basically saying sign with us “Texas” since we’re with Nike and A&M is with Adidas

 

Nice first post!  I think, I’m over 50 so I’ll need a translation for your translation. 

[SquishMitten 10,415]

You all keep talking about the wrong stuff. Inside Texas, closetojumping, and several others have reported Texas is way behind on NIL. 
It's all about dropping bags and Texas doesn't seem like they are doing it. 

Well those are two different things. But we’re behind on both so I guess it’s a difference without a distinction

[Michael Knight 12,988]

15 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Well those are two different things. But we’re behind on both so I guess it’s a difference without a distinction

Its the same thing, we naively thought legitimate NIL would replace dropping bags but its simply legitimized and intensified it.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,117]

Kerry is announcing Wednesday, per Biggins

[Bevo 13,579]

3 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Kerry is announcing Wednesday, per Biggins

The climate dude?

[Ghost of Shag 2,614]

When was the last time someone on this site predicted correctly that we were getting a top recruit?

Nobody knows shit at this point.

[texifornia 57,001]

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

When was the last time someone on this site predicted correctly that we were getting a top recruit?

Nobody knows shit at this point.

Saturday

[Bevo 13,579]

Just now, texifornia said:

Saturday

Wrong. We don't have any top recruits.

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2,904]

11 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Kerry is announcing Wednesday, per Biggins

Trying to soften the Anderson blow on Friday I see

[The Beast 585]

[Davis Lane 5,587]

47 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

Nice first post!  I think, I’m over 50 so I’ll need a translation for your translation. 

Guilty.

[Burntcowboy 1,845]

 

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2,904]

If it’s Hayes, it’s probably over

[IDIOTsavant 8,497]

3 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

If it’s Hayes, it’s probably over

Why any DB recruit would believe anything else after they give you the Heisman to hold I’ll never know. The Thorpe is a genuinely obtainable goal to strive toward for Anderson. The Heisman simply isn’t.

[gmr548 16,580]

CTJ’s last words on the subject are my only hope

Looks like he’s got a job at IT to fall back on if the professional tailgate 40 yard dash thing doesn’t work out

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

1 hour ago, JohnnyTapia said:

It’s a reference to Travis Scott’s song “Sicko Mode” basically saying sign with us “Texas” since we’re with Nike and A&M is with Adidas

 

Johnny Tapia. Haven’t heard that name since I lived in Albuquerque in the 90s

[SarksJuggs 1,106]

1 minute ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Why any DB recruit would believe anything else after they give you the Heisman to hold I’ll never know. The Thorpe is a genuinely obtainable goal to strive toward for Anderson. The Heisman simply isn’t.

They hand that Manziel Heisman to every recruit that walk through the door. It’s quite pathetic how much they milk it. 
 

[texifornia 57,001]

3 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Why any DB recruit would believe anything else after they give you the Heisman to hold I’ll never know. The Thorpe is a genuinely obtainable goal to strive toward for Anderson. The Heisman simply isn’t.

This is some powerful recruit pic pedantry. At least people know the Heisman on sight.

[victory88 5,669]

Lol we’re about to lose a recruit that gave us a silent commit to a coach that’s been in fucking Africa that last month.  Elite recruiters my ass… 

[Tex-19 2,872]

Bryce Fong'd to Aggy. Strangely only conf 5 though

[CastHorn 815]

A kid like Bryce going to A&M is gross. They have no DB pedigree whatsoever.  Not to mention they’re losers based in college station. That’s just unnatural.

[Chuckie Finster 22,701]

“Look recruits, we’re following the rules!!!11!1”

[D3zii 3,707]

Welp no need to cry over spilled milk….Hopefully Bryce commits to us but if not let’s not harp. Move on and get the next and develop him into a 5star 

[westexhorn 2,020]

Sark getting shit on by Mack and Jimbo?

[TankedBevo 2,483]

4 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Welp no need to cry over spilled milk….Hopefully Bryce commits to us but if not let’s not harp. Move on and get the next and develop him into a 5star 

[BERT 4,380]

42 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Johnny Tapia. Haven’t heard that name since I lived in Albuquerque in the 90s

I haven’t heard that name since the last time I watched Bad Boys 2. 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

Help me understand where we are on DL recruiting.  At Edge we have Derrick Brown.  At DL we have Ross and Swanson.  We just got a crystal ball for Aaron Bryant.  How many spots are left for Finkley, Bledsoe, Abor,  and Wiggins?  

[IDIOTsavant 8,497]

46 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is some powerful recruit pic pedantry. At least people know the Heisman on sight.

Yeah, that graphic has been everywhere lately, and it drives me crazy. I bit my tongue as long as I could, but apparently the 1200th time was the charm.

[6th Street 6,414]

30 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

A kid like Bryce going to A&M is gross. They have no DB pedigree whatsoever.  Not to mention they’re losers based in college station. That’s just unnatural.

You should probably tweet this to him just to be safe 

[Fondren & Main 6,726]

5 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Help me understand where we are on DL recruiting.  At Edge we have Derrick Brown.  At DL we have Ross and Swanson.  We just got a crystal ball for Aaron Bryant.  How many spots are left for Finkley, Bledsoe, Abor,  and Wiggins?  

Lol…we ain’t getting anyone that good.

[Dr. Teeth 5,845]

Arch is going to score 80 a game. We don’t need a defense. Or offensive line or WRs. Arch and special teams. 

[Junior Bonner 6,257]

Bring Back Mack!

 

[Lonestar88 4,697]

34 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

“Look recruits, we’re following the rules!!!11!1”
 

And people are in here talking about Brandon Harris. I’m sure he needs to be replaced, but our problems are a lot bigger than him.

[ousux 5,597]

“Look recruits, we’re following the rules!!!11!1”

At least it doesnt say "schedule an appointment to talk to Plonsky" anywhere

[futureman 22,485]

4 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Bring Back Mack!

 

Mack could close. 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

Maybe when Kansas bails in a week or two, shit gets real for 2022.   I want to believe.  

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

18 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Help me understand where we are on DL recruiting.  At Edge we have Derrick Brown.  At DL we have Ross and Swanson.  We just got a crystal ball for Aaron Bryant.  How many spots are left for Finkley, Bledsoe, Abor,  and Wiggins?  

I’d not even mention Abor. Maybe Wiggins. 
 

Finkley, Bledsoe, and Bryant are all takes. 

[SarksJuggs 1,106]

Maybe he tackles like Caden Sterns 

[Skipper 6,136]

52 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

“Look recruits, we’re following the rules!!!11!1”
 

JFC the incompetence is just absolutely astounding.   This image is going to be Exhibit A for every fucking school recruiting against us.   Insanity.

[LarryMoeSurly 411]

55 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

“Look recruits, we’re following the rules!!!11!1”
 

That might be one of the grossest check mark posts I’ve ever seen. 
 

edit: double wordz

Edited August 4, 2021 by LarryMoeSurly

[texifornia 57,001]

Meanwhile, in Alabama 

 

[Da Fino 2,783]

“Look recruits, we’re following the rules!!!11!1”

I enjoy how much they say “student-athlete.”

[Da Fino 2,783]

A kid like Bryce going to A&M is gross. They have no DB pedigree whatsoever.  Not to mention they’re losers based in college station. That’s just unnatural.

In the last week they lost a guy to fucking Baylor. That should not happen.

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

7 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

In the last week they lost a guy to fucking Baylor. That should not happen.

Patton fucked up.  His coaches are probably saying "wtf" unless they are dumbasses too.  Enjoy that Baylor ride.  We haven't lost diddly squat  if the dude is that stupid.