Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[Hookem2147 21342]

10 minutes ago, tokamak said:

TXHSFB Coaches: "this guy's doing things the right way! great relationship with him! really love what he's doing!"

also TXHSFB Coaches: *send all their prospects to fucking Oregon and Ohio State*

Unfortunately, HS coaches aren't as involved in the recruiting process with kids like they once were in a lot of cases. Majority of stuff goes through handlers, uncles, trainers nowadays. 

You rarely hear of any high school coaches telling their kids "Hey, you may want to give Texas a closer look." Using them to gather information on a kid is nice and I'm sure they have insight into the real decision makers, but the coaches themselves have pretty much no sway.

[TotallyLegit 3053]

48 minutes ago, MoJames said:

//Fify

 

47 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

You're a tough grader.

At least give him a C++ !!

 

Y'all are both wrong. C only had 

/* foo bar */

style comments. C++ introduced 

// foo bar

style comments.

And if it were C++, he'd use 

delete

instead of 

free()

 

[UncleBuck 6454]

code talk // not going () away

[UDontKnow 10447]

10 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

 

Y'all are both wrong. C only had 

/* foo bar */

style comments. C++ introduced 

// foo bar

style comments.

And if it were C++, he'd use 

delete

instead of 

free()

 

[satyanash 14530]

14 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Y'all are both wrong. C only had 

/* foo bar */

style comments. C++ introduced 

// foo bar

style comments.

Nowadays gcc and clang will recognize // in C as well as C++.

[irishtexan 11521]

Unfortunately, HS coaches aren't as involved in the recruiting process with kids like they once were in a lot of cases. Majority of stuff goes through handlers, uncles, trainers nowadays. 
You rarely hear of any high school coaches telling their kids "Hey, you may want to give Texas a closer look." Using them to gather information on a kid is nice and I'm sure they have insight into the real decision makers, but the coaches themselves have pretty much no sway.

But they can sure as shit make sure their kids don’t go to Texas. That’s all we’re looking for.

[Elmer_Fudd 22286]

Harris on Bledsoe:

It's an unfortunate situation. He moved back to be with family that could help him get back on track academically (which they did) and now he can't play. I feel for him.

[satyanash 14530]

25 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Unfortunately, HS coaches aren't as involved in the recruiting process with kids like they once were in a lot of cases. Majority of stuff goes through handlers, uncles, trainers nowadays. 

You rarely hear of any high school coaches telling their kids "Hey, you may want to give Texas a closer look." Using them to gather information on a kid is nice and I'm sure they have insight into the real decision makers, but the coaches themselves have pretty much no sway.

Tell that to North Shore. They've been steering kids away from us (and occasionally A&M) for years...

[Tex-19 2872]

Wait so Bledsoe is ineligible because of moving schools or because of his grades? Sounds like the former, but if the latter, can't imagine him qualifying at UT..

[Burt Macklin 19038]

3 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Wait so Bledsoe is ineligible because of moving schools or because of his grades? Sounds like the former, but if the latter, can't imagine him qualifying at UT..

Due to the transfer. 

[golfclap 6903]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Sooo.... anyone live near Marlin and want to take a couple standardized tests and write a few essays this year?

Marlin's standing with TEA isn't exactly going to help in all of this. We've seen far less impactful shit hold up the NCAA clearinghouse. 

https://www.kxxv.com/news/local-news/tea-revokes-marlin-isd-accreditation-no-longer-recognized-as-public-school

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22286]

 

[Coach pop a bitch 5476]

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

No sooner? Fuck osu Bo gots this. 

[Sgt Hulk 13786]

If Bo pulls this off, we def know he fucks 

[Ricky Butler 2730]

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

If Bo pulls this off, we def know he fucks 

I'm fully supportive of just continuing to recruit all the studs until the end. Crazy things happen all the time.

[Davis Lane 5587]

We lost the hat game in that edit.

[Chooky 13316]

On 8/26/2021 at 10:37 AM, closetojumping said:

They're going to be offering MPH from game tapes on HS recruits, which will probably cause many of you dorks to lose your shit in evaluation nirvana if they're going to be making that kind of info public.

I'm already getting excited about spewing negativity over junior OL prospects for only running 16 mph.

[MuellerHorn 4256]

 

4 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

First time i've seen a C joke on Surly

4 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

You're a tough grader.

At least give him a C++ !!

 

3 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

code talk // not going () away

Just wait until y'all see the SQL.

 

[Octavian 1025]

2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

If Bo pulls this off, we def know he fucks 

I guess it’s not super surprising that the coach who was known to be a witchy recruiter and got hit with recruiting sanctions turns out to be a good recruiter.

[TexasGary 845]

55 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

 

Just wait until y'all see the SQL.

 

select 5*s from all

Edited August 27, 2021 by TexasGary
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[Cairn Horn88 8275]

2 hours ago, Ricky Butler said:

I'm fully supportive of just continuing to recruit all the studs until the end. Crazy things happen all the time.

aggys biggest selling point is just to tell recruits...."you don't have to be smart to come here"....just may be working a little.

[PsychMike 1552]

There's a lot of binary discussions peripheral to this thread that make it very hard to compile. If the object of our recruiting intentions is oriented toward Sarkisian's program, then Bo Davis's language is adequate. Can I ascii question regarding Evan Stewart? What's the surly consensus about where he ultimately lands?

[Ricky's one-hitter 9117]

3 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

There's a lot of binary discussions peripheral to this thread that make it very hard to compile. If the object of our recruiting intentions is oriented toward Sarkisian's program, then Bo Davis's language is adequate. Can I ascii question regarding Evan Stewart? What's the surly consensus about where he ultimately lands?

We have stumbled on the workday afternoon cheese pun equivalent. Well done, nerds. 

[UncleBuck 6454]

[Doc Reeves 6434]

7 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

There's a lot of binary discussions peripheral to this thread that make it very hard to compile. If the object of our recruiting intentions is oriented toward Sarkisian's program, then Bo Davis's language is adequate. Can I ascii question regarding Evan Stewart? What's the surly consensus about where he ultimately lands?

 

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

6 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Texas defensive line coach Bo Davis has the best coach connection with Bledsoe and his mother.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9117]

4 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

OT, but Jonah Hill has some fucking range. 

Or should I say <span>

Edited August 27, 2021 by Ricky's one-hitter

[Wishbone 4762]

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggys biggest selling point is just to tell recruits...."you don't have to be smart to come here"....just may be working a little.

“Pay no attention to the eastern bloc architecture surrounding the stadium. It’s all for show and support.”

[mr. sunshine 2827]

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggys biggest selling point is just to tell recruits...."you don't have to be smart to come here"....just may be working a little.

I sat a couple of tables away from aggy at lunch today. They all agreed that it was damn near impossible for their aggy offspring to ever flunk out. It was a point of pride 

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

20 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

I sat a couple of tables away from aggy at lunch today. They all agreed that it was damn near impossible for their aggy offspring to ever flunk out. It was a point of pride 

“What starts here sets the bar lower for the next generation. Gig ‘em!”

[Reese Bennett 3615]

My football coach exposed us to binary code.

[LTtxfan 49270]

Siap...

 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

55 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

I sat a couple of tables away from aggy at lunch today. They all agreed that it was damn near impossible for their aggy offspring to ever flunk out. It was a point of pride 

If anyone is capable of tackling that challenge, it’d be aggy

[Elmer_Fudd 22286]

Just going to leave this here.  Started by an aggy of course.

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-recruiting/alabama-fans-is-this-really-a-head-to-head-loss-for-you/97993550/

[Hiphopopotamos 20876]

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Just going to leave this here.  Started by an aggy of course.

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-recruiting/alabama-fans-is-this-really-a-head-to-head-loss-for-you/97993550/

Nice to see Alabama fans acknowledge he's a good recruit and underrated.

[Azbadlands 109]

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Just going to leave this here.  Started by an aggy of course.

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-recruiting/alabama-fans-is-this-really-a-head-to-head-loss-for-you/97993550/

Aggie is so scared that Texas is going to finally get a good coaching staff and rise from it's sleep...They can feel what's coming when both OU and Texas are in the SEC...They know it is just a matter of time now that both of their big brothers will be a big pain in the ass for them...

[Ricky's one-hitter 9117]

1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said:

I sat a couple of tables away from aggy at lunch today. They all agreed that it was damn near impossible for their aggy offspring to ever flunk out. It was a point of pride 

My stoned ass read this like you were in high school. Had me all kinds of flustered for a second. 

[El Compadre 767]

50 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Just going to leave this here.  Started by an aggy of course.

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-recruiting/alabama-fans-is-this-really-a-head-to-head-loss-for-you/97993550/

It sounds like if aggy is trying to call their daddy to take care of mean ol Texas for them. What a bunch of whiny little bitches.

[Big Woodrows 4200]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Just going to leave this here.  Started by an aggy of course.

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-recruiting/alabama-fans-is-this-really-a-head-to-head-loss-for-you/97993550/

I've visited SECRant only twice and both times I've seen ColoradoAg showing his ass. Is he their board idiot?

[Junior Bonner 6257]

Any word and when Bledsoe announces his commitment?

[Laga4 1270]

8 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Is he their board idiot?

That would be quite an accomplishment. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22286]

22 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

I've visited SECRant only twice and both times I've seen ColoradoAg showing his ass. Is he their board idiot?

ColoradoAg and Old Sarge are that boards version of Carter66 and RiverRat on the gigem' board.

[Vertigo 20290]

1 hour ago, LarTXHorn said:

It sounds like if aggy is trying to call their daddy to take care of mean ol Texas for them. What a bunch of whiny little bitches.

Fucking hell their fans are just hardwired  to be betas.  “Hey Daddy! Is other daddy winning a recruit really a big deal? Please tell me how to feel even though we are not involved!”

[Elmer_Fudd 22286]

Anyone been able to see how Kerry looks for Mater Dei tonight?

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

This is all I have seen on Twitter. It is well after the game has started so I assume he doesn’t mean active for the game. 
 

 

[Bevo 13579]

11 hours ago, satyanash said:

 

free(Jacoby Mathews);

[Elmer_Fudd 22286]

Abor with the Texas gloves

 

[immamac 42868]

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Abor with the Texas gloves

 

Fuck we need to make tight end gloves. 

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

 

[Dr. Teeth 5845]