Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[SydneyCarton 48,079]

4 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

If the brocks circle back, who’s fisting futerman?

[Sgt Hulk 13,714]

6 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Hamilton said that the unnamed committed prospect that reached out a couple weeks ago is now "Very" interested.

 

Also, another rumor I read on IT's long recruiting thread is that there are 3 guys that have reached out that would be portals. 2 on offense, and 1 on defense.

Could the two share the same last name of a certain unheralded starting LB at Texas?

Don’t you do this to me you hear me. I’ve been on the fuck the brocks train for a long time 

[Sgt Hulk 13,714]

4 hours ago, Sessamoid said:

Not just a known quantity to Sark, but a VERY well-known quantity. I believe Sark’s son plays at Mater Dei, as well.

So Bryce Young is transferring here. Niceeee

[NOOBSDUDE 588]

 
 

Oregon and SC to the SEC?


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[BurntOrange&White 39,931]

5 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

If the brocks circle back, who’s fisting futerman?

I'd personally like to see CTJ and Sydney double fist that stupid son of a bitch.

[Fud 9,552]

7 hours ago, IDIOTsavant said:

This is my uninformed opinion:

https://247sports.com/player/larry-turner-gooden-46056208/

I don’t think it would be him, since it wouldn’t really be news or require discretion 

[Fud 9,552]

4 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Lemme get this straight, we stole a coveted DL from the state of Louisiana and quickly followed it up by stealing another one from the state of Alabama?

I’m liking this trend.

And one from Mississippi 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,214]

Just now, Fud said:

I don’t think it would be him, since it wouldn’t really be news or require discretion 

If Anderson was at the aggy game it probably wasn't him since that game would have already started when ours was over.

[FloridaHorn 4,754]

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And the defensive player is obviously rashaan Gary 

this is as obvious as the fact that the offensive player is Waddle.

[TexasFan21 1,275]

To add fuel to the Brocks speculation, they were not on the depth chart week one, correct?

[Fud 9,552]

20 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

To add fuel to the Brocks speculation, they were not on the depth chart week one, correct?

Tommy hasn't broken into the second team yet, in camp or during the season. James is a few years away from competing for second string there 

[Sgt Hulk 13,714]

They weren’t on the two deep so that’s a saving grace for mommy and daddy Brock and that they only have to travel to austin to watch the kids play since the others are riding the pine three states over

Edited September 10, 2021 by Sgt Hulk

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Fucking Orange County man, may as well be outside of La Pine, Oregon. 
A side note:  My former secretary (little mexican smoke show and the sweetest kid EVER) got expelled from Mater Dei because she got pregnant. 

Hmmmm… does username check out?

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,084]

Gerry

Spoiler

This is pretty much your Texas still recruiting list ...

Evan Stewart, WR, Frisco (Texas) Liberty
On300 Ranking: No. 5

Harold Perkins, LB/hybrid, Cypress (Texas) Cy Park
On300 ranking: No. 8

Denver Harris, CB, Houston (Texas) North Shore
On300 ranking: No. 12

Jaleel Skinner, TE, Greer (S.C.) IMG Academy
On300 ranking: No. 17

Devon Campbell, IOL, Arlington (Texas) Bowie
On300 ranking: No. 18

Bryce Anderson, S, Beaumont (Texas) West Brook
On300 ranking: No. 20
Committed to Texas A&M

Quency Wiggins, DL, Baton Rouge (La.) Madison Prep
On300 ranking: No. 22

Brenen Thompson, WR, Spearman (Texas)
On300 ranking: No. 24

Kelvin Banks, OT, Humble (Texas) Summer Creek
On300 ranking: No. 26
Committed to Oregon

Jordan Hudson, WR, Garland (Texas)
On300 ranking: No. 29
Committed to SMU

Omari Abor, EDGE, Duncanville (Texas)
On300 ranking: No. 30

Jacoby Mathews, S, Ponchatoula (La.)
On300 ranking: No. 41

Neto Umeozulu, IOL/OT, Allen (Texas)
On300 ranking: No. 58

Kam Dewberry, OT, Humble (Texas) Atascocita
On300 ranking: No. 68

Shazz Preston, WR, St. James (La.)
On300 ranking: No. 87

Earnest Greene, IOL, Bellflower (Calif.) St. John Bosco
On300 ranking: No. 133

Lander Barton, LB, Salt Lake City Brighton
On300 Ranking: No. 183

Jaylon Guilbeau, CB, Port Arthur (Texas) Memorial
On300 ranking: No. 184

Kevin Coleman, WR, St. Louis (MO) St. Mary’s
On300 ranking: No. 194

No hyhen

[Elmer_Fudd 22,214]

Just now, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Gerry

  Hide contents

This is pretty much your Texas still recruiting list ...

Evan Stewart, WR, Frisco (Texas) Liberty
On300 Ranking: No. 5

Harold Perkins, LB/hybrid, Cypress (Texas) Cy Park
On300 ranking: No. 8

Denver Harris, CB, Houston (Texas) North Shore
On300 ranking: No. 12

Jaleel Skinner, TE, Greer (S.C.) IMG Academy
On300 ranking: No. 17

Devon Campbell, IOL, Arlington (Texas) Bowie
On300 ranking: No. 18

Bryce Anderson, S, Beaumont (Texas) West Brook
On300 ranking: No. 20
Committed to Texas A&M

Quency Wiggins, DL, Baton Rouge (La.) Madison Prep
On300 ranking: No. 22

Brenen Thompson, WR, Spearman (Texas)
On300 ranking: No. 24

Kelvin Banks, OT, Humble (Texas) Summer Creek
On300 ranking: No. 26
Committed to Oregon

Jordan Hudson, WR, Garland (Texas)
On300 ranking: No. 29
Committed to SMU

Omari Abor, EDGE, Duncanville (Texas)
On300 ranking: No. 30

Jacoby Mathews, S, Ponchatoula (La.)
On300 ranking: No. 41

Neto Umeozulu, IOL/OT, Allen (Texas)
On300 ranking: No. 58

Kam Dewberry, OT, Humble (Texas) Atascocita
On300 ranking: No. 68

Shazz Preston, WR, St. James (La.)
On300 ranking: No. 87

Earnest Greene, IOL, Bellflower (Calif.) St. John Bosco
On300 ranking: No. 133

Lander Barton, LB, Salt Lake City Brighton
On300 Ranking: No. 183

Jaylon Guilbeau, CB, Port Arthur (Texas) Memorial
On300 ranking: No. 184

Kevin Coleman, WR, St. Louis (MO) St. Mary’s
On300 ranking: No. 194

No hyhen

Or Cam Williams.

[Hiphopopotamos 20,869]

2 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Gerry

  Hide contents

This is pretty much your Texas still recruiting list ...

Evan Stewart, WR, Frisco (Texas) Liberty
On300 Ranking: No. 5

Harold Perkins, LB/hybrid, Cypress (Texas) Cy Park
On300 ranking: No. 8

Denver Harris, CB, Houston (Texas) North Shore
On300 ranking: No. 12

Jaleel Skinner, TE, Greer (S.C.) IMG Academy
On300 ranking: No. 17

Devon Campbell, IOL, Arlington (Texas) Bowie
On300 ranking: No. 18

Bryce Anderson, S, Beaumont (Texas) West Brook
On300 ranking: No. 20
Committed to Texas A&M

Quency Wiggins, DL, Baton Rouge (La.) Madison Prep
On300 ranking: No. 22

Brenen Thompson, WR, Spearman (Texas)
On300 ranking: No. 24

Kelvin Banks, OT, Humble (Texas) Summer Creek
On300 ranking: No. 26
Committed to Oregon

Jordan Hudson, WR, Garland (Texas)
On300 ranking: No. 29
Committed to SMU

Omari Abor, EDGE, Duncanville (Texas)
On300 ranking: No. 30

Jacoby Mathews, S, Ponchatoula (La.)
On300 ranking: No. 41

Neto Umeozulu, IOL/OT, Allen (Texas)
On300 ranking: No. 58

Kam Dewberry, OT, Humble (Texas) Atascocita
On300 ranking: No. 68

Shazz Preston, WR, St. James (La.)
On300 ranking: No. 87

Earnest Greene, IOL, Bellflower (Calif.) St. John Bosco
On300 ranking: No. 133

Lander Barton, LB, Salt Lake City Brighton
On300 Ranking: No. 183

Jaylon Guilbeau, CB, Port Arthur (Texas) Memorial
On300 ranking: No. 184

Kevin Coleman, WR, St. Louis (MO) St. Mary’s
On300 ranking: No. 194

No hyhen

Huh.  Did things cool down from Texas side or did LTG decide he'd rather stay at ASU regardless of outcome of investigation?

 

And has Jacoby Matthews shown any interest in Texas aside from immediately after his decommit? 

[Chuckie Finster 22,694]

Gerry
Spoiler

This is pretty much your Texas still recruiting list ...
Evan Stewart, WR, Frisco (Texas) Liberty
On300 Ranking: No. 5
Harold Perkins, LB/hybrid, Cypress (Texas) Cy Park
On300 ranking: No. 8
Denver Harris, CB, Houston (Texas) North Shore
On300 ranking: No. 12
Jaleel Skinner, TE, Greer (S.C.) IMG Academy
On300 ranking: No. 17
Devon Campbell, IOL, Arlington (Texas) Bowie
On300 ranking: No. 18
Bryce Anderson, S, Beaumont (Texas) West Brook
On300 ranking: No. 20
Committed to Texas A&M
Quency Wiggins, DL, Baton Rouge (La.) Madison Prep
On300 ranking: No. 22
Brenen Thompson, WR, Spearman (Texas)
On300 ranking: No. 24
Kelvin Banks, OT, Humble (Texas) Summer Creek
On300 ranking: No. 26
Committed to Oregon
Jordan Hudson, WR, Garland (Texas)
On300 ranking: No. 29
Committed to SMU
Omari Abor, EDGE, Duncanville (Texas)
On300 ranking: No. 30
Jacoby Mathews, S, Ponchatoula (La.)
On300 ranking: No. 41
Neto Umeozulu, IOL/OT, Allen (Texas)
On300 ranking: No. 58
Kam Dewberry, OT, Humble (Texas) Atascocita
On300 ranking: No. 68
Shazz Preston, WR, St. James (La.)
On300 ranking: No. 87
Earnest Greene, IOL, Bellflower (Calif.) St. John Bosco
On300 ranking: No. 133
Lander Barton, LB, Salt Lake City Brighton
On300 Ranking: No. 183
Jaylon Guilbeau, CB, Port Arthur (Texas) Memorial
On300 ranking: No. 184
Kevin Coleman, WR, St. Louis (MO) St. Mary’s
On300 ranking: No. 194

No hyhen

So committed dude has to be one of Anderson/Banks/Hudson? Yes please.

[futureman 22,453]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I'd personally like to see CTJ and Sydney double fist that stupid son of a bitch.

on you, man. maybe if you understood the game of football a bit better I wouldn’t have to constantly correct you. 

[Duane Moore 5,237]

7 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Yes it is satire. Noone remembers Joe Wickline fan fiction around here. He has solid measurables, just an unknown on the field. Obviously Mater Dei is a known quantity for Sarkisian.

Maybe Kerry has “hands like frying pans”?

[BurntOrange&White 39,931]

19 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Gerry

  Reveal hidden contents

This is pretty much your Texas still recruiting list ...

Evan Stewart, WR, Frisco (Texas) Liberty
On300 Ranking: No. 5

Harold Perkins, LB/hybrid, Cypress (Texas) Cy Park
On300 ranking: No. 8

Denver Harris, CB, Houston (Texas) North Shore
On300 ranking: No. 12

Jaleel Skinner, TE, Greer (S.C.) IMG Academy
On300 ranking: No. 17

Devon Campbell, IOL, Arlington (Texas) Bowie
On300 ranking: No. 18

Bryce Anderson, S, Beaumont (Texas) West Brook
On300 ranking: No. 20
Committed to Texas A&M

Quency Wiggins, DL, Baton Rouge (La.) Madison Prep
On300 ranking: No. 22

Brenen Thompson, WR, Spearman (Texas)
On300 ranking: No. 24

Kelvin Banks, OT, Humble (Texas) Summer Creek
On300 ranking: No. 26
Committed to Oregon

Jordan Hudson, WR, Garland (Texas)
On300 ranking: No. 29
Committed to SMU

Omari Abor, EDGE, Duncanville (Texas)
On300 ranking: No. 30

Jacoby Mathews, S, Ponchatoula (La.)
On300 ranking: No. 41

Neto Umeozulu, IOL/OT, Allen (Texas)
On300 ranking: No. 58

Kam Dewberry, OT, Humble (Texas) Atascocita
On300 ranking: No. 68

Shazz Preston, WR, St. James (La.)
On300 ranking: No. 87

Earnest Greene, IOL, Bellflower (Calif.) St. John Bosco
On300 ranking: No. 133

Lander Barton, LB, Salt Lake City Brighton
On300 Ranking: No. 183

Jaylon Guilbeau, CB, Port Arthur (Texas) Memorial
On300 ranking: No. 184

Kevin Coleman, WR, St. Louis (MO) St. Mary’s
On300 ranking: No. 194

No hyhen

 

18 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Or Cam Williams.

 

15 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Huh.  Did things cool down from Texas side or did LTG decide he'd rather stay at ASU regardless of outcome of investigation?

 

And has Jacoby Matthews shown any interest in Texas aside from immediately after his decommit? 

 

14 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

So committed dude has to be one of Anderson/Banks/Hudson? Yes please.

From Gerry's Sept 1 article of recruits(Yes, no, maybe)

 

These were no's

 

There was no mention of Anderson in that, which was interesting to me.

[NoName 16,351]

10 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Should be noted it's a possibility we may lose one of the DL from the 21' class.  Jordon Thomas is currently not with the team or in school, so who knows if he'll even return.

i thought it was just posted he wasn't with the team (not also not in school) but that it wasn't a personal issue?

[Newy25 7,668]

11 hours ago, Fud said:

Commits so far who are planning on enrolling early 

Maalik Murphy 
Jaydon Blue
Champ Lewis
Jamarion Miller
Justice Finkley
Bryan Allen Jr

We are actually going to have a pretty crowded backfield in the Spring. 

[Fud 9,552]

Just now, Newy25 said:

We are actually going to have a pretty crowded backfield in the Spring. 

Pretty healthy position group, especially with Brooks getting good reviews. Assuming Watson and Young don't do a covid super senior thing: 

3rd year Bijan

4th year Roschon

4th year Keilan

2nd year Brooks

Early enrollee Miller

Early enrollee Blue

[NoName 16,351]

4 minutes ago, Fud said:

Pretty healthy position group, especially with Brooks getting good reviews. Assuming Watson and Young don't do a covid super senior thing: 

3rd year Bijan

4th year Roschon

4th year Keilan

2nd year Brooks

Early enrollee Miller

Early enrollee Blue

I will believe Blue ends up in the class the day he enrolls. What a wildass situation that is.

[nycHorn 3,007]

I will believe Blue ends up in the class the day he enrolls. What a wildass situation that is.

Is he playing this year?

[Hiphopopotamos 20,869]

Regarding Hyphen - Gerry just responded with this:

Quote

We shall see what happens there. Think Texas has others ahead of him right now.

 

[Vertigo 20,276]

35 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Huh.  Did things cool down from Texas side or did LTG decide he'd rather stay at ASU regardless of outcome of investigation?

 

And has Jacoby Matthews shown any interest in Texas aside from immediately after his decommit? 

Could also be Jordan Hudson

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,084]

5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Regarding Hyphen - Gerry just responded with this:

 

Who, Anderson? Other contingencies? That's either an incomplete list or Gerry is full of shit

[BurntOrange&White 39,931]

6 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Regarding Hyphen - Gerry just responded with this:

 

Was just coming to post that....makes my Bryce Anderson prediction seem more logical than before.

[BurntOrange&White 39,931]

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20,869]

I'm an idiot so I don't remember - but are Jaylon G and Bryce Anderson the ones who keep talking about playing together but seemingly have no interest in committing to the same schools?

[Hiphopopotamos 20,869]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Assuming LTG is not a take - because they have others higher - does that mean they only take one more safety?  And I assume they would take both Jaylon G and Denver Harris - so that could be 3 spots (of the 7 Gerry says Texas has left).

Plus at least 1 more OL but probably two.

One more WR, but maybe 2.

Possibly a TE.

One more LB?

[BurntOrange&White 39,931]

DB's

 

Committed(Texas):

BJ Allen - Safety

Austin Jordan - Corner/Safety

Ronald Lewis - Corner

 

Uncommitted:

Jaylon Guilbeau - Corner/Safety

Denver Harris - Cornerback

 

Committed(Others):

Bryce Anderson - Safety/Nickel, Aggie

LTG - Safety/ATH, Arizona State

 

Potential Offer:

Kendrick Law - Safety/ATH

 

That's pretty much our DB recruiting board currently it seems.

 

Jordan, Guilbeau, Anderson, LTG, and Law all have flexibility and can play multiple positions in the secondary.

 

 

 

7 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I'm an idiot so I don't remember - but are Jaylon G and Bryce Anderson the ones who keep talking about playing together but seemingly have no interest in committing to the same schools?

Yes

Edited September 10, 2021 by BurntOrange&White

[NoName 16,351]

18 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

Is he playing this year?

as far as i know, no

[crash_davis 23,107]

I'm vexed. On one hand these 9.95 dudes have their sources. On the other hand, it sure the fuck isn't coming from the staff as evidenced by Justice giving the staff the commitment two weeks ago and the 9.95 crowd was still playing the guessing game up to a few hours before the hat game.

So that begs the question, how does Gerry know who the staff is still recruiting? I guess he's talking to the recruits?

[Harvdog 2,288]

If the Brocks portal I will be forced to change the tag line from “Fuck the Brocks” to “The Brocks Fuck”

[JackBurton 83]

13 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

One more LB?

Given his season ending injury I wouldn't be surprised if Trevell Johnson gets processed—if they can find a replacement in Barton or Perkins. Not clear if that already factors into the 7 spots Gerry says Texas has left, might mean an 8th. 

[BurntOrange&White 39,931]

9 minutes ago, JackBurton said:

Given his season ending injury I wouldn't be surprised if Trevell Johnson gets processed—if they can find a replacement in Barton or Perkins. Not clear if that already factors into the 7 spots Gerry says Texas has left, might mean an 8th. 

Depends on if the kicker/long snapper factor in...

 

If they do that leaves potential 6-7 spots: 2/3 DB, 1LB, 1/2 OL, 2 WR
 

If they don't that leave potential 8-9 spots: 2/3 DB, 2LB, 2 OL, 2 WR

 

 

I'm leaning to the long snapper guy becoming a PWO with future scholarship and the kicker remaining a scholarship player.

Edited September 10, 2021 by BurntOrange&White

[SarkAfterDark 1,688]

So we are back to the recruiting fanfiction portion of the cycle.

[texifornia 56,926]

1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Gerry

  Reveal hidden contents

This is pretty much your Texas still recruiting list ...

Evan Stewart, WR, Frisco (Texas) Liberty
On300 Ranking: No. 5

Harold Perkins, LB/hybrid, Cypress (Texas) Cy Park
On300 ranking: No. 8

Denver Harris, CB, Houston (Texas) North Shore
On300 ranking: No. 12

Jaleel Skinner, TE, Greer (S.C.) IMG Academy
On300 ranking: No. 17

Devon Campbell, IOL, Arlington (Texas) Bowie
On300 ranking: No. 18

Bryce Anderson, S, Beaumont (Texas) West Brook
On300 ranking: No. 20
Committed to Texas A&M

Quency Wiggins, DL, Baton Rouge (La.) Madison Prep
On300 ranking: No. 22

Brenen Thompson, WR, Spearman (Texas)
On300 ranking: No. 24

Kelvin Banks, OT, Humble (Texas) Summer Creek
On300 ranking: No. 26
Committed to Oregon

Jordan Hudson, WR, Garland (Texas)
On300 ranking: No. 29
Committed to SMU

Omari Abor, EDGE, Duncanville (Texas)
On300 ranking: No. 30

Jacoby Mathews, S, Ponchatoula (La.)
On300 ranking: No. 41

Neto Umeozulu, IOL/OT, Allen (Texas)
On300 ranking: No. 58

Kam Dewberry, OT, Humble (Texas) Atascocita
On300 ranking: No. 68

Shazz Preston, WR, St. James (La.)
On300 ranking: No. 87

Earnest Greene, IOL, Bellflower (Calif.) St. John Bosco
On300 ranking: No. 133

Lander Barton, LB, Salt Lake City Brighton
On300 Ranking: No. 183

Jaylon Guilbeau, CB, Port Arthur (Texas) Memorial
On300 ranking: No. 184

Kevin Coleman, WR, St. Louis (MO) St. Mary’s
On300 ranking: No. 194

No hyhen

OL feels... optimistic.

[texifornia 56,926]

X2 post

Edited September 10, 2021 by texifornia

[SydneyCarton 48,079]

24 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I'm vexed. On one hand these 9.95 dudes have their sources. On the other hand, it sure the fuck isn't coming from the staff as evidenced by Justice giving the staff the commitment two weeks ago and the 9.95 crowd was still playing the guessing game up to a few hours before the hat game.

So that begs the question, how does Gerry know who the staff is still recruiting? I guess he's talking to the recruits?

Gerry talks to folks all over. But If Sark declared Omertà on his coaches and staff for certain things in leaking to media, it’s not hard to imagine it would be heeded. Even if Brandon Harris is gonna post doctor emojis. These are all five and take relationships. And Gerry is going to understand having a commitment and not ranting to give Saban renewed fury for two weeks to try and flip the kid. 

[Bevo14 8,304]

Anybody know if we're still pursuing Josh Conerly? Looks like he's OVing to Michigan tomorrow but hasn't gone anywhere else yet.

[Teryor 4,468]

3 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Anybody know if we're still pursuing Josh Conerly? Looks like he's OVing to Michigan tomorrow but hasn't gone anywhere else yet.

There was a report in the last few days that he didn't seem to be interested in us.

[Gut Wagon 8,065]

22 minutes ago, Teryor said:

There was a report in the last few days that he didn't seem to be interested in us.

[UncleBuck 6,453]

4 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Take it to the Cloak Room!

[Gut Wagon 8,065]

1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:

Take it to the Cloak Room!

Ha. I don't even know who this guy is. Just seems to fit. And have never been to CR (on either site), so I'd be pretty lost there, too. 

[UncleBuck 6,453]

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Ha. I don't even know who this guy is. Just seems to fit. And have never been to CR (on either site), so I'd be pretty lost there, too. 

That's the dude from Star Trek... wearing a cloak.

[Viper 12,109]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Ha. I don't even know who this guy is. Just seems to fit. And have never been to CR (on either site), so I'd be pretty lost there, too. 

wait, you don't know who this guy is?

[Da Fino 2,780]

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Ha. I don't even know who this guy is. Just seems to fit. And have never been to CR (on either site), so I'd be pretty lost there, too. 

What?