Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[Barbacoa 1934]

2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Huh.  Did things cool down from Texas side or did LTG decide he'd rather stay at ASU regardless of outcome of investigation?

 

And has Jacoby Matthews shown any interest in Texas aside from immediately after his decommit? 

Yea we will make a run at Matthews and Kendrick Law. 

[Red Five 40855]

6 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Ha. I don't even know who this guy is. 

That's me asshole.

[THUJONE 4550]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

I'm vexed. On one hand these 9.95 dudes have their sources. On the other hand, it sure the fuck isn't coming from the staff as evidenced by Justice giving the staff the commitment two weeks ago and the 9.95 crowd was still playing the guessing game up to a few hours before the hat game.

So that begs the question, how does Gerry know who the staff is still recruiting? I guess he's talking to the recruits?

To be fair, Inside Texas fucking knew. They put up full articles on him immediately, including those about how the recruiting unfolded. Could they have had those articles pre-written without knowing if he'd commit or not? I guess. But they were pretty detailed and IT is big on not blowing up a recruit's reveal like GEORF KERTCHUM

[Radical Larry 28588]

Ha. I don't even know who this guy is. Just seems to fit. And have never been to CR (on either site), so I'd be pretty lost there, too. 

[NoName 16351]

21 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

That's the dude from Star Trek... wearing a cloak.

[NoName 16351]

22 minutes ago, Viper said:

wait, you don't know who this guy is?

Everyone knows that is Jim the Vampire!

[Fud 9552]

Sounds like the committed player Patton. Meh. 

[UncleBuck 6453]

Just now, NoName said:

Shit my bad. I obviously meant Stargate Atlantis.

[Duane Moore 5237]

23 minutes ago, Viper said:

wait, you don't know who this guy is?

Always a dead give away for the Russian sleeper agents.
 

Your cover is blown, Ivan!

[Elmer_Fudd 22215]

1 minute ago, Fud said:

Sounds like the committed player Patton. Meh. 

Talk around that area is that's how he's looked so far this season on the field.

[Fud 9552]

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Talk around that area is that's how he's looked so far this season on the field.

Yeah, but he's not Anderson or Banks 

Edit: can't read 

Edited September 10, 2021 by Fud

[texifornia 56943]

1 minute ago, Fud said:

Yeah, but he's not Anderson or Banks 

He's saying Patton is underwhelming as a name and has looked underwhelming.

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

5 minutes ago, Fud said:

Sounds like the committed player Patton. Meh. 

Well that's underwhelming.  Typical.

[Hank_Hill 18804]

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I'd personally like to see CTJ and Sydney double fist that stupid son of a bitch.

[jeevsie 3734]

32 minutes ago, Viper said:

wait, you don't know who this guy is?

By this time, who seriously doesn't know who Owen Wilson is?

[MoJames 8244]

[tokamak 6426]

I guess Patton would hypothetically be the Johnson replacement?

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

Patton as a replacement for the injured Johnson on the surface isn’t bad.

 

Can a doctor in here tell us if that torn hip labrum is a tough injury to come back from and be 100% the same player?

Edited September 10, 2021 by BurntOrange&White

[Ricky's one-hitter 9088]

2 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

By this time, who seriously doesn't know who Owen Wilson is?

That's Javier Bardem and you'll not convince me otherwise

[Scholz 11943]

1 hour ago, Harvdog said:

If the Brocks portal I will be forced to change the tag line from “Fuck the Brocks” to “The Brocks Fuck”

What if they spurn the portal?  

[MoJames 8244]

1 minute ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

That's Javier Bardem and you'll not convince me otherwise

No he plays the useless character in the new trilogy.

[Satoshi 129]

16 hours ago, RGBIII said:

To be ABSOLUTELY CLEAR, some dildo talk is ok

 

[satyanash 14482]

47 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

That's the dude from Star Trek... wearing a cloak.

[Okcool 786]

6 minutes ago, Satoshi said:

 

[jeevsie 3734]

12 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

That's Javier Bardem and you'll not convince me otherwise

Sure thing, Friendo.

[Burt Macklin 19022]

16 minutes ago, tokamak said:

I guess Patton would hypothetically be the Johnson replacement?

Your mom was Patton my Johnson so this hits close to home. 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1259]

When’s the next commit 

[deech 2274]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

That's me asshole.

Username checks out.

[deech 2274]

1 hour ago, THUJONE said:

To be fair, Inside Texas fucking knew. They put up full articles on him immediately, including those about how the recruiting unfolded. Could they have had those articles pre-written without knowing if he'd commit or not? I guess. But they were pretty detailed and IT is big on not blowing up a recruit's reveal like GEORF KERTCHUM

If I was a $9.95 - you would be dumb as fuck not to have those articles ready to drop after Brandon Harris is posting the Doctor emoji. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

 

1 hour ago, UncleBuck said:

That's the dude from Star Trek... wearing a cloak.

 

55 minutes ago, NoName said:

This is his father, right?

[NoName 16351]

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

 

This is his father, right?

[Texas Wahoo 3394]

Love it. 

[Orange&White 5525]

I hope all of you die in a fucking grease fire.

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

10 minutes ago, deech said:

If I was a $9.95 - you would be dumb as fuck not to have those articles ready to drop after Brandon Harris is posting the Doctor emoji. 

Yeah but to have those quotes and everything literally minutes after a kid committed in a different state. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

Just now, Orange&White said:

I hope all of you die in a fucking grease fire.

This type of Grease fire?

[Ricky's one-hitter 9088]

3 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Love it. 

A football aware med school twitter handler is how you beat Bama for recruits

[Ricky's one-hitter 9088]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

This type of Grease fire?

Oh, good. More Mark Hamill gifs. 

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

That's me asshole.

Reading this in a pirate voice gives it a whole new meaning.

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

20 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Love it. 

Looks like they deleted it.  Did they have a picture of Justice in the tweet or something?

[BornAndRaised 12281]

18 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

This type of Grease fire?

No, thats Grease lightning.

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Looks like they deleted it.  Did they have a picture of Justice in the tweet or something?

Replied to justice. Probably against some NCAA rule that the official medical school Twitter replied to a recruit. 

[Barbacoa 1934]

27 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Love it. 

Alignment. It's only going to get better. 

[Gut Wagon 8065]

4 minutes ago, Barbacoa said:

Alignment. It's only going to get better. 

Exactly. This is just the start. We'll corner the market on 4-star DL prospects who aspire to become neurosurgeons. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Exactly. This is just the start. We'll corner the market on 4-star DL prospects who aspire to become neurosurgeons. 

To be fair we already cornered the market on 4-star TE's who aspire to be neurosurgeons - we've expanded that to the DL.

[Longhornlove 4814]

2 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

That's the dude from Star Trek... wearing a cloak.

[BornAndRaised 12281]

11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Replied to justice. Probably against some NCAA rule that the official medical school Twitter replied to a recruit. 

I don't think the university can communicate with him until he's enrolled or something. I forgot the official language.

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

I don't think the university can communicate with him until he's enrolled or something. I forgot the official language.

I think coaches can like and retweet recruits accounts but they're not allowed to reply to them.  Though they can DM.  The rules are fucking stupid.

[nycHorn 3007]

To be fair we already cornered the market on 4-star TE's who aspire to be neurosurgeons - we've expanded that to the DL.

Who was the DB that said he wanted to be a “brain doctor”? I think he went to aggy.

[futureman 22457]

41 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

I hope all of you die in a fucking grease fire.

that’s a death wish. negged and reported. enjoy being banned. 

[Gut Wagon 8065]

11 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

Who was the DB that said he wanted to be a “brain doctor”? I think he went to aggy.

Sounds about right. Between Justice Finkley and Hayden Conner, Texas is the school aggy envies as the epicenter of rocket surgery. 

Edited September 10, 2021 by Gut Wagon