Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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2 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

I think if you can't run block or pass block you're going to have a hard time scheming anything. I do believe Sark has schemed stuff up for the offense. It's why we do well in the first half. Same for coming out of halftime with a TD drive. The problem is that we have Bijan, Worthy, and then not much else. 

We have at least okie state level players 

Edited October 17, 2021 by Xian

[Schulz2.0 28,768]

1 minute ago, Xian said:

We have at least okie state level players 

Pick out who on our offense starts for them outside of Bijan or Worthy.

[WinningIsHard 4,017]

1 minute ago, Schulz2.0 said:

I think if you can't run block or pass block you're going to have a hard time scheming anything. I do believe Sark has schemed stuff up for the offense. It's why we do well in the first half. Same for coming out of halftime with a TD drive. The problem is that we have Bijan, Worthy, and then not much else. 

Stack 8, blitz randomly and make Casey beat you. You can’t scheme around an OL that’s porous at best or a qb who knows his OL is bad and holds the football anyway. Casey is fighting admirably but he’s not built to take this kind of punishment and elevate the team consistently. It is what it is 

[turtlepond 178]

2 minutes ago, Xian said:

We have at least okie state level players 

I may be new here, but I don’t think that’s a good take. Would a single defender on our roster start for OSU?

[IDIOTsavant 8,445]

14 minutes ago, Xian said:

I mean. If he can’t control basic vices, do you really think the can coach to win at texas? I mean is he 4-3.  So Barely? 

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1 minute ago, turtlepond said:

I may be new here, but I don’t think that’s a good take. Would a single defender on our roster start for OSU?

That’s coaching.  Not talent.  Look at recruiting history 

[alphahorn 1,637]

12 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Step away from the keyboard, have a drink, get some pussy. Come back when you have let some frustration out.

he's never going to lose his virginity

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1 minute ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Okay. I can disagree. But Why use slurs? 

[Atticus 3,922]

Just now, Schulz2.0 said:

Pick out who on our offense starts for them outside of Bijan or Worthy.

He doesn't know anything. I think we have a little more than Bijan and Worthy, but the others need an opportunity to show what they can do in space. Our OL keeps us from having the opportunity to do much.

[IDIOTsavant 8,445]

1 minute ago, Xian said:

Okay. I can disagree. But Why use slurs? 

Speaking to you on your apparent level. Needed something that would register on your baseline.

[The Beast 584]

19 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

So you think true freshmen are going to fix the OL? Bold call.

Yes

[Atticus 3,922]

2 minutes ago, Xian said:

That’s coaching.  Not talent.  Look at recruiting history 

Spencer Sanders was actually ranked higher than Casey, omg thats why they won.

Recruiting fit is as or more important than the rankings. We've also had plenty of recruiting misses over the last 3 years.

Outside of 2018, most of our classes were filled with backup options and bread

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1 hour ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Speaking to you on your apparent level. Needed something that would register on your baseline.

No need to slurs, bro. 

Edited October 17, 2021 by Xian

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

So if young drunken Xian could control his vices and seek to get pussy,  he would not be on this board tonight shitting on an underachieving Texas football team.  He would be drunk getting pussy and singing Texas Fight.  

[IDIOTsavant 8,445]

Just now, Xian said:

No need did slurs bro. 

Let me slow things down for you. It’s a well known clip from the movie Idiocracy, which is the world you’re living in with that take. 

[turtlepond 178]

11 minutes ago, Xian said:

That’s coaching.  Not talent.  Look at recruiting history 

Again, I disagree. There’s no coaching that can fix some of the ineptitude in our secondary. They’re not not good athletes. You can’t coach instinct, and our defense is proof, sadly

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2 hours ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Let me slow things down for you. It’s a well known clip from the movie Idiocracy, which is the world you’re living in with that take. 

Just because something was okay In the past doesnt mean it’s okay now, bro.  

Edited October 17, 2021 by Xian

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1 minute ago, turtlepond said:

Again, I disagree. There’s no coaching that can fix some of the ineptitude in our secondary. They’re not not good athletes. You can’t coach instinct, and our defense is proof, sadly

One yard.   Fourth quarter. 

[IDIOTsavant 8,445]

Just now, Xian said:

Just because something was okay I the past doesnt mean it’s okay now, bro.  

You fucking moron, it’s commentary on your dipshit comment not being appropriate. Pull your head out of your ass and get some fucking perspective. YOU were the person making the stupid, offensive comment in the gif.

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2 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

You fucking moron, it’s commentary on your dipshit comment not being appropriate. Pull your head out of your ass and get some fucking perspective. YOU were the person making the stupid, offensive comment in the gif.

ism and homophobia is never the answer,bro.  Grow up 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

I  will pay Dat Nguyen to come and kick Xian's ass.  Fight me.  

Edited October 17, 2021 by lemonandaturd

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5 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

I  will pay Dat Nguyen to come an kick Xian's ass.  Fight me.  

I kinda like these deep takes 

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[The Dog 43,803]

One yard.   Fourth quarter. 

Go back to the football board and stay there.

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Just now, The Dog said:

Go back to the football board and stay there.

One yard….  Please defend.    
 

 

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5 minutes ago, Xian said:

One yard….  Please defend.    
 

 

@Schulz2.0 @Redneck Mutha pls defend with words. Not neg reps.  How is ONE yard in the fourth quarter okay. 
 

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2 minutes ago, Xian said:

@Schulz2.0 @Redneck Mutha pls defend with words. Not neg reps.  How is ONE yard in the fourth quarter okay. 
 

@Redneck Mutha  words. Pls 

[IDIOTsavant 8,445]

2 minutes ago, Xian said:

@Schulz2.0 @Redneck Mutha pls defend with words. Not neg reps.  How is ONE yard in the fourth quarter okay. 
 

13 posts on 1 page. Please defend….it’s not the post. If you want to talk about the game, please go to the football board, not the recruiting thread. It’s a venue issue, not a content issue - for this post anyway.

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1 minute ago, IDIOTsavant said:

13 posts on 1 page. Please defend….it’s not the post. If you want to talk about the game, please go to the football board, not the recruiting thread. It’s a venue issue, not a content issue - for this post anyway.

Good words. 

[Davis Lane 5,553]

2 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Joke's on you because @satyanashwill be cremated.

[Get ln My Van 927]

Riveting conversation in here, boys

[Sabalo 994]

4 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

As has been said so many times recruiting is about relationships not about win/loss records. There are many factors that go into it but bottom line if a player believes in a coach and believes they can be put in be a position to succeed they will commit to that coach.

 

[stork642 4,498]

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

You're right, look at all 2 of those blue chip OL he's signed! 

What was Conner Williams rated.  5 star right.  Oh no that’s right he was a 3 star now plying for the Cowboys.  What’s your point again?   

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,010]

5 hours ago, golfclap said:

this loss (just like the OU loss) wasn't on players. It wasn’t on the OL or Casey. it wasn’t on a lack of talent. It wasn’t on holes in the roster that recruiting will magically fix. That was a fucking horrible half of coaching.

For the 2nd week in a row. 

Sarkisian and PK have both been absolutely worked over in back to back weeks. Becton’s ass should be held over the coals as well because this team hits the wall and can’t do a fucking thing. 

 

This was on everyone. Casey made some really bad plays today. The OL was shit, again, The defense folded like a lawn chair when it mattered and the 4th quarter coaching decisions were sub-Strong level.

 Agree about conditioning, players looked gassed in the first half and I was thinking, oh shit. That’s one thing I will say about Herman’s teams, they were able to go the distance.

[DaysOff 7,851]

Good words. 

I don't pay $3.50 a month for this. Shut the fuck up you piece of shit.

[williemackgarza 1,826]

What makes you think he can't control his vices?   Until Sark gets toted out of a hotel lobby in Indy like Rumlin, I am still a fan.   Sark has done nothing at Texas for you to conclude that he can't control his vices.  Florida and LSU are also 4-3.  SEC SEC SEC  I guess.  

Quality losses, amirite?!?!

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2 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

I don't pay $3.50 a month for this. Shut the fuck up you piece of shit.

Woah @DaysOffof all people. I’m shocked.     You happy with one yard in the fourth?!?  I thought you would be above it. 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

1 minute ago, williemackgarza said:

Quality losses, amirite?!?!

Nah, this year is going to be survival of the fittest.  

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2 minutes ago, Xian said:

Woah @DaysOffof all people. I’m shocked.     You happy with one yard in the fourth?!?  I thought you would be above it. 

@TexasRenegade is apparently. Lulz 

[BornAndRaised 12,223]

Christ, this is why I close twitter and surly after a loss. Shit happens. Sark is 7 games into his tenure. If we still look like shit after a full recruiting cycle and year 2 of his tenure then I'll eat crow, but for now, hydrate and sleep it off Xian.

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Seven win steve rides again!! Noice

[Octavian 1,025]

Did not expect the Football board to completely take over the world geography thread. With a name like Xian, you’d think he’d stay on topic.

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6 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Did not expect the Football board to completely take over the world geography thread. With a name like Xian, you’d think he’d stay on topic.

I don’t understand. Please explain. 

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2 hours ago, Xian said:

I mean. If he can’t control basic vices, do you really think the can coach to win at texas? I mean is he 4-3.  So Barely? 

Lol dude. You’ve spewed a lot of shit before but fuck, you’re truly an idiot. “Basic vice” mah gawd

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Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Lol dude. You’ve spewed a lot of shit before but fuck, you’re truly an idiot. “Basic vice” mah gawd

Before?   What do you mean? 

[Etexhorn13 3,036]

15 minutes ago, Xian said:

I don’t understand. Please explain. 

Simplest way possible. Go spread your cunt breath somewhere else. 

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2 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Simplest way possible. Go spread your cunt breath somewhere else. 

Nice meme. Grats 

[Barbacoa 1,934]

7 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

What a time to shit the bed. Biggest recruiting weekend of the year and we play our 2nd worst game. Brutal.

@Barbacoa how fucked are we for Stewart now?

Not fucked. 

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48 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Christ, this is why I close twitter and surly after a loss. Shit happens. Sark is 7 games into his tenure. If we still look like shit after a full recruiting cycle and year 2 of his tenure then I'll eat crow, but for now, hydrate and sleep it off Xian.

I’m with you on more or less fading for a while from UT stuff, but you’re witnessing the best version of Steve Sarkisian. He’s a hapless mediocrity lucky enough to be sheltered at times by Nick Saban.

I didn’t like the hire and I am out of blind optimism. Whatever Xian’s other nonsense, the 1 yard in the 4th quarter and the 14 yards on the final 6 drives is embarrassing truth.  

We have a loser coach and we’re on year 12 being a loser program. There are better odds of Texas playing KSU with a bowl game on the line than there are of Texas being able to live up to Seven Win Steve’s well earned moniker. 

[TenCarryTom 398]

Is there any recruiting news here or is everyone just being a big pussy?

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6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’m with you on more or less fading for a while from UT stuff, but you’re witnessing the best version of Steve Sarkisian. He’s a hapless mediocrity lucky enough to be sheltered at times by Nick Saban.

I didn’t like the hire and I am out of blind optimism. Whatever Xian’s other nonsense, the 1 yard in the 4th quarter and the 14 yards on the final 6 drives is embarrassing truth.  

We have a loser coach and we’re on year 12 being a loser program. There are better odds of Texas playing KSU with a bowl game on the line than there are of Texas being able to live up to Seven Win Steve’s well earned moniker. 

IDK what to think of cutty Sark but I have a pile of cash on over 7.5 wins.  Didn't you say in a post yesterday that you thought 10-3 was our floor?