Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[Michael Knight 12977]

30 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

I give up. The game has passed me by.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13090]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Why, you interested?

Will it help us recruit?

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Freeman can get a head job if wanted

 

I'll give Freeman as many head jobs as it takes if it gets him to replace PK. 

[Bevo14 8303]

40 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

He's saying #... his shoes are Nike Monarch IVs... #4... Harold Perkins....    

[stork642 4498]

7 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Is dick pick a game you play?

I’m a Longhorn fan that spends a ridiculous amount of my day on Surly.  Clearly I’m into some weird shit.  

[TexasFan21 1275]

Maybe something. Maybe nothing.

[Octavian 1025]

3 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

Maybe something. Maybe nothing.
 

It still never fails to crack me up that Bo Davis is X’s prof pic

Edited November 29, 2021 by Octavian

[Tex-19 2872]

16 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

Maybe something. Maybe nothing.
 

Blue commented with a confused emoji (I think, I could be too old to understand). So feels like nothing. 

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

34 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

I can almost guarantee you that I would never accidentally miss my dick by a wide enough margin to get my feet in the pic, but what the hell would I know, I haven’t seen either in years.

 

[westexhorn 2013]

20 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

Maybe something. Maybe nothing.
 

That's Xavier reacting to the 2 clones Texas has made out of him.  They will be part of the roster for 2022

[Thiefery 4995]

40 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Speaking of this shit whatever happened to Jason Higdon? 

somewhere out in the caribbean, on an island living off his #LetsRide trademark

ha ha, my friend..

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[D3zii 3675]

Y’all are good for nothing 9.95ers, somethings going on and I haven’t heard anything on here..Fucking useless 

[The Ace of Aces 5175]

Need some ancient Egyptians revived up in here to decipher these hieroglyphics

[Henry Hill 3156]

🍆 👌💦

[Fondren & Main 6702]

I need more fan fiction!  Feed my dopamine receptors!

[cdain3 3454]

[D3zii 3675]

1 minute ago, Henry Hill said:

🍆 👌💦

👶🏻

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

16 minutes ago, D3zii said:

👶🏻

Usually when a hand is involved no worries for a baby...

[Burntcowboy 1845]

 

[Burntcowboy 1845]

 

[Burntcowboy 1845]

 

[Bevo14 8303]

14 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

 

Darrell Scott and Devon Kennard

[Hornlover 8829]

41 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Y’all are good for nothing 9.95ers, somethings going on and I haven’t heard anything on here..Fucking useless 

On the new moon (dec 4th) , its hat game time (for somebody).

[Hook1997 5351]

12 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

 

I appreciate what they are doing and all but I watched the Instagram live last night some and a lot of it was them asking every ten minutes how many followers did I get now, let’s get X on and our followers will blow up….  

Edited November 30, 2021 by Hook1997

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

Yessssss...

 

[Hornlover 8829]

16 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

 

I want Campbell, Banks, Williams, Agbo, Dewberry, and Greene - if anybody is listening to my requests.

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

Luke Fickell about to get paid.

LSU recruiting about to be interesting?

[Codaxx 5727]

Brian Kelly to LSU rumors are now circulating. That is a better outcome than I expected for Texas 

 

 

posted before seeing the Thames tweet.. 

Edited November 30, 2021 by Codaxx

[Codaxx 5727]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Luke Fickell about to get paid.

LSU recruiting about to be interesting?

That ND job has Campbell’s name all over it 

[closetohumping 17435]

2 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Brian Kelly to LSU rumors are now circulating. That is a better outcome than I expected for Texas 

Did Kelly pass on us?  Depressing

[honolulu horn 6158]

5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Yessssss...

 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13090]

4 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Did Kelly pass on us?  Depressing

Where is this coming from?

[Tex-19 2872]

Why is Kelly to LSU good for us?

[closetohumping 17435]

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Where is this coming from?

I think a couple of sites mentioned him as a prime candidate.  I'm assuming we reached out.  If we didn't and went straight to Sark, well, dumb

[RGBIII 22838]

7 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Did Kelly pass on us?  Depressing

Opposite. Not a fit

[texifornia 56864]

2 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Why is Kelly to LSU good for us?

Not a great recruiter and a truly bizarre culture fit.

[RGBIII 22838]

He also killed a kid. So fits in well the the Derius Guices and Marcel Brooks of the world. That’s barely a blip for them

[Texas Wahoo 3389]

2 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Why is Kelly to LSU good for us?

Rumor is he does not like to recruit and is generally not a great recruiter. 

[Poe It Up 126]

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

Why is Kelly to LSU good for us?

Yeah, very confusing. These programs are poaching big name coaches and we have… Sark. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13090]

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I think a couple of sites mentioned him as a prime candidate.  I'm assuming we reached out.  If we didn't and went straight to Sark, well, dumb

Sites don’t know shit. Kelly doesn’t move the needle, IMO.

[SydneyCarton 48058]

Good thing Kelly is going to a school that’ll essentially recruit for him. This could be a good move for him. The all star assistant coaching carousel will be nuts this year too. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

1 minute ago, Poe It Up said:

Yeah, very confusing. These programs are poaching big name coaches and we have… Sark. 

He's a good coach but a terrible culture fit and a guy who seemingly never fully embraced the recruiting part of the job.

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Good thing Kelly is going to a school that’ll essentially recruit for him. This could be a good move for him. The all star assistant coaching carousel will be nuts this year too. 

Agreed - he watched two buffoons win titles there, he has to believe he can do it to.

[cashman 20]

Notre dame has the number 4 recruiting class this year. Honestly seems like a terrible decision for him to move, and ND will upgrade if they get Fickell

[WinningIsHard 4027]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

He also killed a kid. So fits in well the the Derius Guices and Marcel Brooks of the world. That’s barely a blip for them

A reporter asked him about Florida state coming back one game, he said I’m a fan of execution, like the whole team being executed. Hahahahah! He’s a LSU coach for just that comment alone. 

[texifornia 56864]

3 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Yeah, very confusing. These programs are poaching big name coaches and we have… Sark. 

Because we don't want a great recruiter who's going to poach a bunch of our recruits. He'll probably hire some good guys, but he's not that kind of coach.

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

I can tell you I don’t give a shit what Sark did as a coach this year (I actually think he did pretty good with the crap players on the roster) but these next few weeks/months is when we will know if he can turn this around.  With the upheaval at OU/LSU he needs to find a way to get these 2022 recruits (and portal kids) into the program.  If he is unable to do that he will probably fail after a few years as the roster just doesn’t have enough to talent to compete in the Big 12 let alone the SEC.  If he can close some of these big name kids out there and flip some OU/LSU type kids and grab some portal players that can start next year while this class is allowed to develop he could build a power house here at UT.  

[Tony Two K 600]

Weren’t we second to ND for Tuihalamaka? 

[ClubWhatever 12120]

They now have a better pure coach than anybody in the SEC except Alabama.  With the right staff he will sure as shit be a problem for us.  About the only worse outcomes would have been Riley or Urban.  

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]