Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

1 minute ago, Schulz2.0 said:

We're Texas.

Yep, reminds me of the British Monarchy in terms of trajectory.

[D3zii 3678]

2 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Surprised he picked aggy over Bama.  But he wasn’t coming here and hasn’t for a while.  His dad basically said as much when he committed to us.

Idk why. You have an incompetent passing offense on one end and an offense led by Bill O’Brien on the other. Texas definitely should have been in the mix. 

[satyanash 14481]

[Longhornlove 4813]

Just now, satyanash said:

[Herbie Hancock 7345]

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I’m not sure there is a bigger pussy on planet earth than your bitch ass

[HtownHorn 14677]

28 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

We aren't that far behind especially in regards to Aggy, Bijan has probably made close to a million, Worthy is likely in the 300k-500k range, and we have a couple of NIL announcement coming down the pipeline. A lot of NIL shit just isn't public, and the players don't care for it to be, likely because they don't want to become marks.

Not just that. Because when fans know and the kids don't produce, guess who is getting lit up on their social media.

[RGBIII 22840]

26 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

they're keeping them quiet

 

outside of autographs, I would very much love to know how someone can keep a deal based off their name image and likeness quiet. The numbers behind it sure, but they actually have to do something for it to fly otherwise it’s just dropping a bag which they are proficient in

[irishtexan 11518]

God dammit Stewart is going to be Worthy level good no matter where he plays. 

Unless, you know, they never throw the ball to him. Maybe he’ll become a running back like Achane?

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

10 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

outside of autographs, I would very much love to know how someone can keep a deal based off their name image and likeness quiet. The numbers behind it sure, but they actually have to do something for it to fly otherwise it’s just dropping a bag which they are proficient in

Because their compliance don’t demand to see work performed. 

[victory88 5663]

And Hudson just committed to TCU.  This staff fucking sucks.  Maybe we can fight Baylor and Tech for some recruits.  

[Mother mopar 3318]

And Hudson just committed to TCU.  This staff fucking sucks.  Maybe we can fight Baylor and Tech for some recruits.  

It wasn't like he was going to commit to us. We've sucked for over a decade, face it we're a volleyball, baseball, basketball, S&D school.

[cdain3 3454]

And Hudson just committed to TCU.  This staff fucking sucks.  Maybe we can fight Baylor and Tech for some recruits.  

Lol you really thought we had a chance with Hudson?

[HornsTX231994 58]

And Hudson just committed to TCU.  This staff fucking sucks.  Maybe we can fight Baylor and Tech for some recruits.  

I don’t believe we were ever really going after Hudson.


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[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

6 minutes ago, victory88 said:

And Hudson just committed to TCU.  This staff fucking sucks.  Maybe we can fight Baylor and Tech for some recruits.  

Kid was committed to the same staff at a lower tier school. What part of this equation was difficult for you?

[cdain3 3454]

[satyanash 14481]

10 minutes ago, victory88 said:

And Hudson just committed to TCU.  This staff fucking sucks.  Maybe we can fight Baylor and Tech for some recruits.  

Maybe C.J. Williams is back in play now that Kelly is gone.

[Newy25 7668]

1 minute ago, cdain3 said:

 

There is absolutely no reason to keep Coleman until NSD. He’s a complete liability and firing him now would actually be a signal to recruits that Texas is serious about upgrading the position. 

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

7 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

12 minutes ago, victory88 said:

And Hudson just committed to TCU.  This staff fucking sucks.  Maybe we can fight Baylor and Tech for some recruits.  

It wasn't like he was going to commit to us. We've sucked for over a decade, face it we're a volleyball, baseball, basketball, S&D school.

Softball, tennis, and golf too. 

[Texas Wahoo 3391]

Are we still thinking the SEC move happens in 2023?

 

 

 

[Creasy Bear 667]

2 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Are we still thinking the SEC move happens in 2023?

 

 

 

I’m starting to hope not.

[Assman 1830]

The recruiting battle of us vs. aggy is only going to tip further in their direction with the way enrollments are going.  They have 70K students that view football on the same level as jizz jars and dead dogs.  We have 50K students that came here to play school.  Which alumni base is going to have more money to burn in NIL deals going forward?  We're on our way to being Cal and Stanford.

[dcar00 14181]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Softball, tennis, and golf too. 

Directors Cup Back to Back Baby!!!

[dcar00 14181]

1 minute ago, Assman said:

The recruiting battle of us vs. aggy is only going to tip further in their direction with the way enrollments are going.  They have 70K students that view football on the same level as jizz jars and dead dogs.  We have 50K students that came here to play school.  Which alumni base is going to have more money to burn in NIL deals going forward?  We're on our way to being Cal and Stanford.

called it!

[turtlepond 176]

This has got to be the least “Flipmas”season you could draw up, no?

Maybe it’s time to announce that super secret, badass NIL news, Belmont?  Or, should we sit tight on that until after SD2?

[Hank_Hill 18803]

39 minutes ago, satyanash said:

The only thing more obvious and redundant than that tweet is the fact that you are the one posting it here.

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

9 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

There is absolutely no reason to keep Coleman until NSD. He’s a complete liability and firing him now would actually be a signal to recruits that Texas is serious about upgrading the position. 

I’m 100% in agreement that we need to dump our WR coach - but I’m not sure what Coleman has to do with what happened today. 

[Hank_Hill 18803]

49 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

God dammit Stewart is going to be Worthy level good no matter where he plays. 

So was Demas, until he wasn’t. We’ll see.  Having two of them for no reason is a good problem for aggy to have though

[Hank_Hill 18803]

Edit: ze double

Edited November 30, 2021 by Hank_Hill

[Enchubben 5510]

2 minutes ago, turtlepond said:

This has got to be the least “Flipmas”season you could draw up, no?

Maybe it’s time to announce that super secret, badass NIL news, Belmont?  Or, should we sit tight on that until after SD2?

Plonsky is chortling at this development to herself right now in her preowned Subaru.

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

7 minutes ago, Assman said:

The recruiting battle of us vs. aggy is only going to tip further in their direction with the way enrollments are going.  They have 70K students that view football on the same level as jizz jars and dead dogs.  We have 50K students that came here to play school.  Which alumni base is going to have more money to burn in NIL deals going forward?  We're on our way to being Cal and Stanford.

If the only choices are cal/Stanford or aggy, well I wouldn’t choose to be aggy. 

[cdain3 3454]

I’m 100% in agreement that we need to dump our WR coach - but I’m not sure what Coleman has to do with what happened today. 

Two straight classes where hes been mediocre as fuck. We need a rainmaker in the wr room.

[Hank_Hill 18803]

33 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Because their compliance don’t demand to see work performed. 

Remember when BO&W was stalking every satya post to call him a pussy/vagina?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

Win-win for Stewart/aggy. He doesn’t want to play football and Jimbo doesn’t want to throw to him. Evan gets paid, aggy gets a big boost in recruiting rankings.

[Assman 1830]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If the only choices are cal/Stanford or aggy, well I wouldn’t choose to be aggy. 

I would never want to be aggy, but what's more important: football or everything else?

 

[Newy25 7668]

6 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I’m 100% in agreement that we need to dump our WR coach - but I’m not sure what Coleman has to do with what happened today. 

The reasons cited for not firing coaches already is the potential impact on recruiting. Coleman is an absolute zero in recruiting and our lone WR commit has nothing to do with him. Firing him now has no impact on recruiting so we shouldn’t waste any more time having him on our staff. Having an open position helps clarify who is potentially an option. The Stewart and Hudson news should only solidify the fact that having Coleman around for recruiting optics ahead of NSD is a waste of everyone’s time. The man is more slothful version of Giles. 

[Hank_Hill 18803]

2 minutes ago, Assman said:

I would never want to be aggy, but what's more important: football or everything else?

 

Sucking at the game I’m obsessed with or my degree becoming laughable because my school is a diploma mill…..honestly a toughy

[turtlepond 176]

So, Sark won’t be changing up any staff, Banks is on the road handing out offers to 2-stars, and the portal doesn’t seem to have one of those Stargate wormhole openings in Austin….?

[Mother mopar 3318]

So, Sark won’t be changing up any staff, Banks is on the road handing out offers to 2-stars, and the portal doesn’t seem to have one of those Stargate wormhole openings in Austin….?

Damn, some of you are so impatient. We're going to get portal players as well as a few staff members...relax and go back to the pond turtle.

[Hank_Hill 18803]

2 minutes ago, turtlepond said:

So, Sark won’t be changing up any staff, Banks is on the road handing out offers to 2-stars, and the portal doesn’t seem to have one of those Stargate wormhole openings in Austin….?

Lol it’s been like 12 hours you dunce

[BurntOrangeBlooded15 1566]

2 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

4 minutes ago, turtlepond said:

So, Sark won’t be changing up any staff, Banks is on the road handing out offers to 2-stars, and the portal doesn’t seem to have one of those Stargate wormhole openings in Austin….?

Damn, some of you are so impatient. We're going to get portal players as well as a few staff members...relax.

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

5 minutes ago, turtlepond said:

So, Sark won’t be changing up any staff, Banks is on the road handing out offers to 2-stars, and the portal doesn’t seem to have one of those Stargate wormhole openings in Austin….?

We have to talk ourselves into offering a LB that our other recruits are friends with. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

FWIW - IT thinks the Red offer is possibly a part of something else. Red plays on True Buzz (which has several high profile players) and the coach was there during the in-home. 

[futureman 22453]

“IT thinks”

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

13 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

The reasons cited for not firing coaches already is the potential impact on recruiting. Coleman is an absolute zero in recruiting and our lone WR commit has nothing to do with him. Firing him now has no impact on recruiting so we shouldn’t waste any more time having him on our staff. Having an open position helps clarify who is potentially an option. The Stewart and Hudson news should only solidify the fact that having Coleman around for recruiting optics ahead of NSD is a waste of everyone’s time. The man is more slothful version of Giles. 

Especially with all these coaching changes. Good candidates are going to get swiped up. 

[Lonestar88 4659]

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

FWIW - IT thinks the Red offer is possibly a part of something else. Red plays on True Buzz (which has several high profile players) and the coach was there during the in-home. 

We already have an established relationship with True Buzz, we offer their guys all the time. Winfield was a True Buzz guy, Jamel Johnson our 2023 commit is a True Buzz guy.

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

6 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

FWIW - IT thinks the Red offer is possibly a part of something else. Red plays on True Buzz (which has several high profile players) and the coach was there during the in-home. 

What’s that about? Can I get the cliff notes?

[RGBIII 22840]

31 minutes ago, turtlepond said:

This has got to be the least “Flipmas”season you could draw up, no?

Maybe it’s time to announce that super secret, badass NIL news, Belmont?  Or, should we sit tight on that until after SD2?

Lol you think Belmont has anything to do with the NIL news? 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What’s that about? Can I get the cliff notes?

Offer our boy, then we’ll sign somewhere else? Because we can’t have nice things?

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What’s that about? Can I get the cliff notes?

That’s pretty much it. IT seem confused by the offer but think it may be related to True Buzz. As mentioned above Winfield and Johnson are on that team but there apparently are a couple more as well. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22213]

Check out this quote from Stewart's trainer.

“I’m going to shoot it straight, A&M has never got a receiver like him,” Hooks stated. “Someone as polished as he is with the skill set as him. I know people look at their passing game, I say don’t look at the passing game, sometimes you have to have a missing piece to get it over the hump and I think he feels he’s the missing piece to get them over the hump where they want to go.”