Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[Bevo14 8378]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Worthy is definitely a beast but this is shopped. 

 

[Texasrocks 2149]

21 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

Sorry, who is this?

Bijan Robinson.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10357]

24 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Everything points to Dewberry being a Aggy silent for a while and a bit of a outsider amongst the rest of these guys. But the other 5 and a transfer would be a haul that we should love. 

[Harvdog 2300]

25 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

Elko looks like he’s destroyed quite a few CFS at Chicken Oil Company.  The power of the CFS is strong! He’s a heart attack waiting to happen

[Gidnik 3285]

my girlfriend: how is today going for your longhorns?

me: 

[Red Five 40895]

“Experts are trying to explain why chicken fried steak sales have increased by 50% across the state recently....”

[ztejas 43542]

4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You don’t say...

May have gone over my head. It's hard to tell here sometimes. 

[BurntOrange&White 40038]

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12512]

1 hour ago, Pathetic Shark said:

Christ on a bike!  Great news

Indeed

[McRib 102]

On 12/6/2021 at 11:52 AM, closetojumping said:

Thanks.

I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media, and time building knowledge and money have brought us to the point where we can actually do something about this sport we love.

My expectation is that this does indeed help this staff, the players, future players, and the program. If we could start winning at an elite level again, that would justify the effort we have put in since early July when it became immediately evident that the Athletic Department wasn't going to be a help. 

If Texas, its layers of fanbase from the BMDs to the middles to the everyday fans, the city of Austin, and the state of Texas are truly able to harness the competitive advantages within NIL's framework, UT can have an engine built that very few other programs can rival and will put these silly ass, dark market bagman games to absolute shame. 

@immamac @RGBIII @SydneyCarton @GlenFromTheMailRoom @SquishMitten and several folks not on this board, including Bobby Burton, played huge roles in getting this going. @texifornia @Burt Macklin @Dbeasy @henrygandorf and a number of other folks (shout yourself out for positive rep if you're not named) helped get this from idea to a germinating sapling as well.

Here's to bigger and better. 

You MFer’s did it, you fucking did it! Quote from Banks: “It feels good because I always say, ‘God do things for a reason,’ and I believe what happened with Oregon was for a reason, and it led me to Texas, which would help me take care of my family more as well.”

[LarryMoeSurly 411]

5 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

my girlfriend: how is today going for your longhorns?

me: 

I don’t know what that is supposed to mean but I like it. 

[SarksJuggs 1106]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

[Bodacious Bevo 3602]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

utx also says Dewberry is on his way and should be in Austin about 4pm

[ALexusTexus7 114]

Worthy is definitely a beast but this is shopped. 

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[PapiShark 114]

QE visiting, Banks cashing in the commitment. What a fucking day so far to get a CFS. 

Here in Denver at Butcher Block Cafe getting a CFS. Not quite like back home but still pretty good. 

[kwood4408 765]

my girlfriend: how is today going for your longhorns?
me: 

1,2 or 2,1 doesn’t matter.

[CurlyDumps 4485]

29 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

I like the motion blur effect emphasizing the sheer amount of friction created by Elko’s FUPA ferociously rubbing against his player’s crotch.

[Gidnik 3285]

Adorable and awesome at the same time

[BurntOrange&White 40038]

I think if we can create enough momentum and hype today Dewberry becomes interesting to keep an eye on.

[HenryJames 66183]

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

No misspelled words so are you sure that’s the real utx?

[Longhornlove 4896]

1 minute ago, PapiShark said:

QE visiting, Banks cashing in the commitment. What a fucking day so far to get a CFS. 

Here in Denver at Butcher Block Cafe getting a CFS. Not quite like back home but still pretty good. 

WTF kind of gravy is that, looks like someone mixed giblet gravy with cream gravy.

[Harvdog 2300]

While we bask in today…just a PSA. Gentlemen….Please wear your masks!!! Wearing a mask saved a friend of mine from dying yesterday.  He was at the bar with his girlfriend and his wife walked in and didn’t recognize him behind the mask!  Proof that masks save lives!!

Edited December 11, 2021 by Harvdog

[Lou_Sassle 2888]

Maybe Dewberry was only at atm to tell the hobbit in person that he's publicly committing to Texas tonight when he arrives in Austin...

[Getafix 28809]

5 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

utx also says Dewberry is on his way and should be in Austin about 4pm

 

 

[PapiShark 114]

Just now, Longhornlove said:

WTF kind of gravy is that, looks like someone mixed giblet gravy with cream gravy.

Haha exactly my first thought. Had to put some pepper in that to make it better but other than that still pretty decent.

[taybo20 2878]

1 minute ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Maybe Dewberry was only at atm to tell the hobbit in person that he's publicly committing to Texas tonight when he arrives in Austin...

He wasn’t even wearing maroon…they are fucked

[Sgt Hulk 13841]

2 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

While we bask in today…just a PSA. Gentlemen….Please wear your masks!!! Wearing a mask saved a friend of mine from dying yesterday.  He was at the bar with his girlfriend and his wife walked in and didn’t recognize him behind the mask!  Proof that masks save lives!!

This is known only rookies fuck this up 

[Harvdog 2300]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This is known only rookies fuck this up 

We’ve got some noobs here and just wanted to do my part to help 

[LTtxfan 49364]

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This is known only rookies fuck this up 

 

Mrs. Sgt. Hulk:  

[Noah Fence 480]

18 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

my girlfriend: how is today going for your longhorns?

me: 

 

9 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:

1,2 or 2,1 doesn’t matter.

 

[HillCountryBevo 231]

New poster, long time lurker from Llano TX I feel much better about Christian Jones being on this roster with banks and Campbell to come 🤘🏼 Just signed up for burnt ends  

Edited December 11, 2021 by HillCountryBevo

[Harvdog 2300]

Just now, Noah Fence said:

 

 

QE has $1M….can’t imagine he would want to chicks from Columbus to double up on him.  

[henrygandorf 29195]

10 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Maybe Dewberry was only at atm to tell the hobbit in person that he's publicly committing to Texas tonight when he arrives in Austin...

[MonkeyDoughnut 10357]

13 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Maybe Dewberry was only at atm to tell the hobbit in person that he's publicly committing to Texas tonight when he arrives in Austin...

Just picking up appearance check

[Tigersnake 670]

2 minutes ago, HillCountryBevo said:

New poster, long time lurker. I feel much better about Christian Jones being on this roster with banks and Campbell to come 🤘🏼 Just signed up for burnt ends 

Welcome out of the shadows, sir.

[Horn Dog 9936]

51 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

This is sweet and all, but you gotta be careful hugging pregnant people near their due date …

[CBHorn 432]

17 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

utx also says Dewberry is on his way and should be in Austin about 4pm

NIL deal with AAA confirmed.

[Chopper 17267]

Basically same script, same emotional arcs as UT football 2021.

 

[HenryJames 66183]

3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Basically same script, same emotional arcs as UT football 2021.

 

Of course it’s softball.

[Horn Dog 9936]

2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Basically same script, same emotional arcs as UT football 2021.

 

So Texas can expect to be scissoring later tonight?

[Bigbend1812 12941]

3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Basically same script, same emotional arcs as UT football 2021.

 

 

[6th Street 6508]

21 minutes ago, PapiShark said:

QE visiting, Banks cashing in the commitment. What a fucking day so far to get a CFS. 

Here in Denver at Butcher Block Cafe getting a CFS. Not quite like back home but still pretty good. 

Just left Happy Camper in LoHi - where is that?

[blacklab 11953]

I got this at 1pm. Coincidence? I think not  

Westlake up 31-0 against Katy and their aggy and ou recruits

id say it’s a pretty good start to the day

 

[OU Sucks 8916]

23 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

utx also says Dewberry is on his way and should be in Austin about 4pm

aggy definitely slashed his tires to try to stop him

[Chopper 17267]

1 minute ago, Horn Dog said:

So Texas can expect to be scissoring later tonight?

I was expecting some comments about dildos (Hi Billy!) but not scissoring.

[Zhorn96 1773]

7 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Basically same script, same emotional arcs as UT football 2021.

 

Texas football is a lesbian softball proposal?

[Sir Ulrich 5191]

22 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I think if we can create enough momentum and hype today Dewberry becomes interesting to keep an eye on.

Same. He seems to be the Princely of this class

[Longhornlove 4896]

 

11 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Basically same script, same emotional arcs as UT football 2021.

 

Edited December 11, 2021 by Longhornlove

[ATXbronco 4098]

Texas doing recruits like Army spotting it inside the one yard line just now

Go Army!

Hook 'em!

Edited December 11, 2021 by ATXbronco

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

24 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

No misspelled words so are you sure that’s the real utx?

i before e except after c …