Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[PapiShark 114]

6 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Just left Happy Camper in LoHi - where is that?

This is in RiNo

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

4 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Same. He seems to be the Princely of this class

Or maybe the half millionish dollars over 4 years from announced NIL deals has balanced out the bag money and gotten us off the mat and back in the fight, and the momentum from other commitments will get us the KO. 

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[Sgt Hulk 13713]

14 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Basically same script, same emotional arcs as UT football 2021.

 

Not my proudest fap 

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[NorLa Horns 1458]

45 minutes ago, TheRRKid said:

Please tell me you olds know Bing Bong? It’s NY Knicks fan thing that has gone viral. It’s the sound made when NYC subway doors open/close

Sorry dude. I got young kids. This is bing bong to me. 

[DanTheHorn 4913]

Finally caught up and the Banks news is great. Need more of that type of news this weekend to live up to the build up. Now we have momentum keep it going.

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

46 minutes ago, TheRRKid said:

Please tell me you olds know Bing Bong? It’s NY Knicks fan thing that has gone viral. It’s the sound made when NYC subway doors open/close

Yeah man. A lot of Texans here are knicks fans riding the subway In Manhattan 

[irishtexan 11515]

I got some buddies in town and we are headed to the titter. Gonna be spending money like it’s fliff night.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12177]

33 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

Adorable and awesome at the same time

Dude is like Charles O when he was recruiting for us and shit talking that human cube Daylon Mack

[Funk Doctor Spock 12177]

25 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

QE has $1M….can’t imagine he would want to chicks from Columbus to double up on him.  

Two*, bud. 

[Burntcowboy 1845]

 

[RomaVicta 29902]

38 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

utx also says Dewberry is on his way and should be in Austin about 4pm

[Redmen62 126]

52 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Worthy is definitely a beast but this is shopped. 

You can tell because of the pixels 

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

Weird how there was all the arrival pictures earlier and now it's nothing....

[honolulu horn 6158]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

It was always Texas when it wasn’t Oregon. HWH is cool, but I don’t think it actually had much to do with this. 

I know I'm not worthy to question the Surly Jesus, but this quote from Banks says y'all *might* have been a part of his decision: 

“It feels good because I always say, ‘God do things for a reason,’ and I believe what happened with Oregon was for a reason, and it led me to Texas, which would help me take care of my family more as well.”

[Getafix 28559]

 

[Gidnik 3268]

42 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:

1,2 or 2,1 doesn’t matter.

lauren burke is always number 1

[Funk Doctor Spock 12177]

1 minute ago, Gidnik said:

lauren burke is always number 1

Miranda Elish would also like a word 

[Beef 128]

Weird how there was all the arrival pictures earlier and now it's nothing....

Was just about to type the same thing. I wonder if they put all the $9.95s on shutdown.

[taybo20 2825]

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Weird how there was all the arrival pictures earlier and now it's nothing....

They entered the venue now…no one is allowed. They will photo dump tonight/tomorrow

[conVINCEd 21469]

Just now, Beef said:

Was just about to type the same thing. I wonder if they put all the $9.95s on shutdown.

There’s probably some people here who don’t want it known they are here.

[Chopper 17230]

21 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

Texas football is a lesbian softball proposal?

Possibly harsh way to describe BJ Foster on the field this season but

[trythisathome 971]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Miranda Elish would also like a word 

Have you seen her current partner? It's an interesting departure from her OL ex-boyfriend. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12177]

Just now, trythisathome said:

Have you seen her current partner? It's an interesting departure from her OL ex-boyfriend. 

I think so? I follow her on Instagram, but it's been awhile since I've seen her

[Gidnik 3268]

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Miranda Elish would also like a word 

miranda is lovely, but lets be honest here Lauren is a special kind of beautiful. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12177]

Just now, Gidnik said:

miranda is lovely, but lets be honest here Lauren is a special kind of beautiful. 

I cannot argue with that 

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

 

 

[stork642 4498]

32 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Basically same script, same emotional arcs as UT football 2021.

 

I get it this symbolizes the misdirection that was used to distract Plonsky so she wouldn’t interfere and screwup the NIL deals?  

[Getafix 28559]

SIAP ... 

 

 

[morehornsepower 887]

10 minutes ago, Beef said:

Was just about to type the same thing. I wonder if they put all the $9.95s on shutdown.

I chose to believe they're waiting for Dewberry's arrival so they can have a 5x commitment announcement

[Orange&White 5522]

2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Sark is next level recruiting. Convinced him to commit and then send him on a trip to Cancun so Jimbo can’t bug him until signing day. Brilliant.

[Orange&White 5522]

2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Sark is next level recruiting. Convinced him to commit and then send him on a trip to Cancun so Jimbo can’t bug him until signing day. Brilliant.

[TotallyLegit 3052]

1 minute ago, Orange&White said:

Sark is next level recruiting. Convinced him to commit and then send him on a trip to Cancun so Jimbo can’t bug him until signing day. Brilliant.

Sounds to me like the Pancake Factory sent him to Cancun

[HenryJames 66038]

13 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

Have you seen her current partner? It's an interesting departure from her OL ex-boyfriend. 

[Sarks Personal Bartender 129]

Xavier Benson (LB transfer target) to the Pokes.

[Davis Lane 5580]

1 hour ago, kwood4408 said:

1,2 or 2,1 doesn’t matter.

1,1

[Kel Varnsen 8458]

3 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Sounds to me like the Pancake Factory sent him to Cancun

Missionary work in Mexico.

[UTEE97 3512]

4 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Sark is next level recruiting. Convinced him to commit and then send him on a trip to Cancun so Jimbo can’t bug him until signing day. Brilliant.

Are you sure Jimbo is not going to send this Ted Cruz? I heard Ted volunteered.

[runthebone 7967]

So are signing ceremonies now basically a kid sitting at a laptop and doing Docusign?

[SydneyCarton 48054]

20 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

There’s probably some people here who don’t want it known they are here.

Has that ever stopped a 995er from Orangebloods of 247? 

15 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

I’m amazed that they still operate that Twitter. 

[Goodman 3273]

1 hour ago, Gidnik said:

my girlfriend: how is today going for your longhorns?

me: 

[gaspar 102]

6 hours ago, ATexanAbroad said:

anyone know where I can get CFS in Buenos Aires?

you're probably going to have to settle for a milanesa a caballo...

 

[Stunns38 3460]

So Texas can expect to be scissoring later tonight?

Hey! Don’t be insensitive. Doubled-sized dildo’ing is the politically correct term!

[Mdhorn 5947]

2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

What a fucking crybaby.

 

Darren has a sad because he prefers paying players under the table, where community service and school are excluded. 

[Goodman 3273]

Just now, gaspar said:

you're probably going to have to settle for a milanesa a caballo...

 

Having my truck broken into might be worth the trip to Buenos Aires Cafe Este tonight.

[Gidnik 3268]

Does Darren know that all Celebrities doing charity work commercials or public speaking get paid for it? 

[Eggo 3977]

11 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Missionary work in Mexico.

I did some missionary work on South Austin's mom down in Mexico. 

[Mdhorn 5947]

1 hour ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Add Campbell and Harris that is 3 of the top 5 in state. Stun aggy for Stewart and perkins and it’s a clean sweep.

Add Bryce Anderson for the sweep.  

[Hank_Hill 18791]

8 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Having my truck broken into might be worth the trip to Buenos Aires Cafe Este tonight.

[Getafix 28559]

Well ... at least he's not "discounting us completely."  🙄  🙄  🙄  🙄 

 

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

8 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

Does Darren know that all Celebrities doing charity work commercials or public speaking get paid for it? 

I don’t  think so…

 

Charity work is meant to keep people away. Who has ever gotten paid to do charity? It’s horrible optics.

Edited December 11, 2021 by Pato del Muerto