Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[Newy25 7668]

I must be in the minority because I fucking love the mullet. 

[GTJ1982 378]

35 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Absolute fucking stud before his knee injury. If he gets back to that level again this is one hell of a take by Drayton.

 

Word on the street is we should replace Drayton.  Hear all he does is bring in stud running back recruits.  Need someone in there who is going to pull their weight.  🙄

[HenryJames 66034]

5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I must be in the minority because I fucking love the mullet. 

And that means a lot because you don’t love anything.

[LTtxfan 49141]

6 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I must be in the minority because I fucking love the mullet. 

If he wins alotta games for the Longhorns, I'll freakin' love that mullet too... 

[Newy25 7668]

Just now, HenryJames said:

And that means a lot because you don’t love anything.

Thats an oddly random yet true insult of me. 

[UTEE97 3507]

9 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

 

 

[SimkinsMan 4385]

12 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

 

Well if PAPI CHULO A-A-RON says it, you can take it to the bank.

[Newy25 7668]

How do you find these fucking random people? 

[Radical Larry 28539]

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

 

[Bevo 13559]

[Burntcowboy 1845]

15 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I must be in the minority because I fucking love the mullet. 

I had a mullet for a few years, never bleached it though 

[cafe society 2860]

2 hours ago, kwood4408 said:

1,2 or 2,1 doesn’t matter.

The correct answer is at the same time.

[HenryJames 66034]

If Ewers comes here, Surly is going to need a mullet emoji added to the rep button.

[Rip76 4924]

2 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

I had a mullet for a few years, never bleached it though 

My mullet in High School.

[Tex-19 2872]

4 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

Umm did Brown not learn anything from the Bo Davis video? Don’t broadcast the coach’s speech man

[mdleast 8289]

Just now, Rip76 said:

My mullet in High School.

Were you scared when Ben Affleck was chasing you around trying to paddle you on that last day of 8th grade?

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

47 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Oh fuck if we sign Dominic Raiola's kid

That happens and the entire state of Nebraska goes on suicide watch……and I’m okay with that.

[UTEE97 3507]

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

Umm did Brown not learn anything from the Bo Davis video? Don’t broadcast the coach’s speech man

It's more like a hype video that we used to put out under Herman. I am cool with it.

[HenryJames 66034]

2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

My mullet in High School.

Had a crush on you in ‘Different Strokes.’

[PsychMike 1541]

50 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Oh fuck if we sign Dominic Raiola's kid

Me, if we do...

"I take back every rust-pickin', squid-hatin' thing I've ever said about swabbies Dominic!"

[crash_davis 23096]

yesterday, my daughter studied all day in the business school. she said that she saw the biz school dean and CDC giving a tour to 3 "huge guys". which lineman are looking at major in business? she didn't know who they were. shitty update but it's no worse than the 9.95 dudes.

[Vito Andolini 9124]

8 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

My mullet in High School.

Sorry about all that shit revealed on Behind The Music but at least you had a few moments of happiness

 

[TexasRenegade 2435]

16 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

If Ewers comes here, Surly is going to need a mullet emoji added to the rep button.

If ewers comes here, @immamacis gonna have to steal the shaggy bevo image back from shaggy

 

Edited December 11, 2021 by TexasRenegade

[Bigbend1812 12915]

Edited December 11, 2021 by Bigbend1812
Shits borked

[Bigbend1812 12915]

15 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Captain Ron?

[OU Sucks 8796]

4 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

yesterday, my daughter studied all day in the business school. she said that she saw the biz school dean and CDC giving a tour to 3 "huge guys". which lineman are looking at major in business? she didn't know who they were. shitty update but it's no worse than the 9.95 dudes.

The pics of your daughter don't seem to be loading

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

 

[HenryJames 66034]

Looking from my front yard at the stadium just now. I take this as a good sign.

[ousux 5595]

 

QE with the ADD...looking around the stadium while Sark is talking lol

No doubt we need him as a Longhorn, but who's getting the job of following this kid to 6th and beyond to keep him out of trouble?

[Big Woodrows 4200]

Hamilton: "dewberry family staying overnight in College Station. We shall see if they make their way to Austin Sunday."

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

Did sark close again?

 

[Tex-19 2872]

Just now, Big Woodrows said:

Hamilton: "dewberry family staying overnight in College Station. We shall see if they make their way to Austin Sunday."

No surprise. I’m good with a Banks, Campbell and Agbo finish on the OL

[The Dude 1244]

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Looking from my front yard at the stadium just now. I take this as a good sign.

The stop sign or no parking sign?  Theyre both pretty good I guess

[Atticus 3973]

1 minute ago, Big Woodrows said:

Hamilton: "dewberry family staying overnight in College Station. We shall see if they make their way to Austin Sunday."

 From 4pm, to maybe Sunday, to we're tired and just gonna go home. Enjoy fish camp buddy.

[CBHorn 420]

1 minute ago, Big Woodrows said:

Hamilton: "dewberry family staying overnight in College Station. We shall see if they make their way to Austin Sunday."

The mysterious BCS tire slasher strikes again!

[txfight 40]

Are we comparing mullets now?

 

Edited December 12, 2021 by txfight

[Wishbone 4759]

2 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Hamilton: "dewberry family staying overnight in College Station. We shall see if they make their way to Austin Sunday."

Flat tire?

[LebongJames 1791]

1 minute ago, Big Woodrows said:

Hamilton: "dewberry family staying overnight in College Station. We shall see if they make their way to Austin Sunday."

I guess their room at the Courtyard will magically be filled with cash.

[Elmer_Fudd 22198]

3 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Hamilton: "dewberry family staying overnight in College Station. We shall see if they make their way to Austin Sunday."

Yeah time to just forget about this one and enjoy the "He's better thanks Banks" talk come Wednesday.

[speed817 19250]

1 minute ago, LebongJames said:

I guess their room at the Courtyard will magically be filled with cash.

Joel Osteen says to check behind the toilet

[texifornia 56851]

4 minutes ago, ousux said:

QE with the ADD...looking around the stadium while Sark is talking lol

No doubt we need him as a Longhorn, but who's getting the job of following this kid to 6th and beyond to keep him out of trouble?

He is going to be surrounded by people with a serious interest in him having a camera-free good time.

[texasstrong12 4668]

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Flat tire?

More like his mom. 

[Hookem2147 21188]

A&M had to send TexAgs to Harris’ game to keep an eye on everything. 

If they follow the Malik Jefferson plan one of their staffers will be knocking on Harris’ door Tuesday night.

[Getafix 28543]

2 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Hamilton: "dewberry family staying overnight in College Station. We shall see if they make their way to Austin Sunday."

 

Hmmm .... 

A = Agbo 

B = Banks

C = Campbell

D = .... 

 

 

[Hookem2147 21188]

5 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Did sark close again?

 

Delayed reaction to Banks announcement 

[Snake Diggity 4619]

Would Banks, Campbell, Agbo, Hutson, and Robertson be Texas’ best OL class ever?

[Mason Ramsey 3373]

 

[billfromlaketravis 11445]

7 minutes ago, ousux said:

QE with the ADD...looking around the stadium while Sark is talking lol

No doubt we need him as a Longhorn, but who's getting the job of following this kid to 6th and beyond to keep him out of trouble?

Jake Spatival should be available soon. 

[Vito Andolini 9124]

8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Looking from my front yard at the stadium just now. I take this as a good sign.

“As God is my witness, we’ll never go 5-7 again!”