Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[Gil Bang 25,944]

2 minutes ago, D3zii said:

 

Klubnik??? WTH is going on here

He's trying to demonstrate where the class would rank if Ewers were counted.  He can't use Ewers, so he plugged Klubinik in to that spot to see what happens to the ranking. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Treefidy 1,463]

5 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Ketch is such a POS. All he does is leak shit that ends up fucking the program. Why any player or coach talks to his dumbass is beyond me.

If we took all the CFS from up thread and dropped them like breadcrumbs we could probably get his fat ass all the way to South America.  There no way all that gravy doesn’t lead to a coronary and he could probably feed a 3rd world whale fishing village for a year, win/win.

[Wulaw Horn 19,069]

3 minutes ago, D3zii said:

 

Klubnik??? WTH is going on here

He just found the highest rates QB to act as a proxy for Ewers. 

[Had Enough 2,081]

Interestingly enough they had 10 sacks *among* them.  When referring to three parties or more, use “among”.

I’ll try to remember. Small town English.

Where do the period go when using quotations at the end of the sentence?

[Enchubben 5,510]

2 minutes ago, D3zii said:

 

Klubnik??? WTH is going on here

For purposes of calculating the possible ranking with ewers it has to be a qb, but unfortunately there are only half a dozen 1.000 players in history so klubnik is at close at it gets this year.

[Vito Andolini 9,126]

The Ewers thread had a post claiming Jaydon Blue saw Worthy mention QE was committing soon. I suspect that may be Ketch’s “source.” It doesn’t take much for a $9.95er to deem something newsworthy. 

[Bevo14 8,304]

42 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT BOYZZ

 

Alright so nothing is happening tonight. Thanks,  Ketch,  I can go to bed. 

[Askew 362]

Apt that Ketch is talking about "little birds" tho

[texifornia 56,926]

2 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

For purposes of calculating the possible ranking with ewers it has to be a qb, but unfortunately there are only half a dozen 1.000 players in history so klubnik is at close at it gets this year.

Is he really the #1 QB this year? Bad year for the position. 

[Getafix 28,603]

 

Roach - Sunday night recruiting notes.

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[TankedBevo 2,482]

Just now, Getafix said:

 

Roach - Sunday night recruiting notes.

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Mckinzie is most likely gone. Ewers is ours 

[salonghorn 204]

9 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

I’ll try to remember. Small town English.

Where do the period go when using quotations at the end of the sentence?

Inside the quotation marks

[Red Five 40,853]

Thanks for all that news we didn't already know Roach.

[Vito Andolini 9,126]

It’s such a cliche at this point, but Roach really did say absolutely nothing in that update. 

[Lonestar88 4,659]

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Is he really the #1 QB this year? Bad year for the position. 

And Weigman is #2. QB rankings are wild this year.

[Treefidy 1,463]

48 minutes ago, Viper said:

Damn, watching last weeks episode again and  Jimmy is eating a chicken fried steak after getting sent to a ranch in Texas.  Sounds like the show writers post on here.  

Edited December 13, 2021 by Treefidy
I suck at names. Thanks potato del puerco

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

Carl?  Jimmy?

[Sgt Hulk 13,714]

2 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

Damn, watching last weeks episode again and  Carl is eating a chicken fried steak after getting sent to a ranch in Texas.  Sounds like the show writers post on here.  

Carl?

[Treefidy 1,463]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Carl?  Jimmy?

Oh ya

[Napoleon 8,673]

40 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

In the defense of 247 it's time transfers are included in rankings to show incoming talent. I'm sure they'll make it separate but it's about that time anyhow 

I believe that College Football Daily’s podcast mentioned that a couple of new ratings rankings were being developed:

1) incoming Transfers Rating

2) High School Signees + Incoming Transfers = Total New Player Ratings

I believe that they are a 247 related podcast. This will be revealed this week. 

[Dewey 3,286]

14 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Alright so nothing is happening tonight. Thanks,  Ketch,  I can go to bed. 

Unless you live next to Ketch, you'll probably see a few bottle rockets and Roman candles go off. 

[Laxtonto 12,080]

32 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

 

Fat fuck

[Vertigo 20,276]

29 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Is he really the #1 QB this year? Bad year for the position. 

He doesn’t exactly suck dude

[Rimbo 25,921]

24 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

It’s such a cliche at this point, but Roach really did say absolutely nothing in that update. 

Y'all are way too harsh. And inaccurate. Roach has plenty to say in these updates, not nothing. It's busy that what he's saying are various extended remixes of "I don't know anything, I have no idea what's going to happen, and I'm hearing rumors that mean diddly shit."

 

[salonghorn 204]

5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Y'all are way too harsh. And inaccurate. Roach has plenty to say in these updates, not nothing. It's busy that what he's saying are various extended remixes of "I don't know anything, I have no idea what's going to happen, and I'm hearing rumors that mean diddly shit."

 

Sort of like Surly Horns posts

Edited December 13, 2021 by salonghorn

[Wulaw Horn 19,069]

So- question- who posts the Ewers commitment first and will it go in the Ewers thread or this one?  

[General Specific 3,256]

So- question- who posts the Ewers commitment first and will it go in the Ewers thread or this one?  

Yes

[Huckleberry 32,854]

This is the one current topic that it doesn't belong in. He belongs in the transfer thread or his own thread.

So it will definitely be posted here first.

[turtlepond 176]

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So- question- who posts the Ewers commitment first and will it go in the Ewers thread or this one?  

Are you TRYING not to get this thread to 1,000 pages?  Because that’s how you don’t get this thread to 1,000 pages…

[40acredropout 2,902]

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So- question- who posts the Ewers commitment first and will it go in the Ewers thread or this one?  

I'd like to think @Nicole44is posting it via her live broadcast from the hottub.  

[Michael Knight 12,977]

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So- question- who posts the Ewers commitment first and will it go in the Ewers thread or this one?  

Technically it should go in the transfer thread but someone will post it on the football board

[Wulaw Horn 19,069]

2 minutes ago, turtlepond said:

Are you TRYING not to get this thread to 1,000 pages?  Because that’s how you don’t get this thread to 1,000 pages…

Dude- this thread getting to 1,000 is the biggest layup in the history of the internet. It will be there probably Monday but absolutely no later than Wednesday. Even if it didn’t get there we have an entire 2 months before NSD2, and then years of pile ons after that. 

[IDIOTsavant 8,483]

7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So- question- who posts the Ewers commitment first and will it go in the Ewers thread or this one?  

I would say ask Machinator where he’s going to post it, but I think the odds on favorite now has to be texafornia, right?

[turtlepond 176]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Dude- this thread getting to 1,000 is the biggest layup in the history of the internet. It will be there probably Monday but absolutely no later than Wednesday. Even if it didn’t get there we have an entire 2 months before NSD2, and then years of pile ons after that. 

No argument here. It was just a reference to ‘Archer’. I’m watching my kids and didn’t have time to attach the gif

[DalTxHornFan 3,101]

11 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

This is the one current topic that it doesn't belong in. He belongs in the transfer thread or his own thread.

So it will definitely be posted here first.

 

https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metadc1830934/m1/

Edited December 13, 2021 by DalTxHornFan

[bigup2dahorns 3,343]

I posted it the last time he committed to us so . . . maybe I sit this one out?

[LTtxfan 49,176]

7 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

I'd like to think @Nicole44is posting it via her live broadcast from the hottub.  

James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party - SNL

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So- question- who posts the Ewers commitment first and will it go in the Ewers thread or this one?  

[Poolflood 845]

9 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

I'd like to think @Nicole44is posting it via her live broadcast in a bubble bath.  

Fixed. 

[LTtxfan 49,176]

3 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I would say ask Machinator where he’s going to post it, but I think the odds on favorite now has to be texafornia, right?

Where is TARS ?? 

@Machinator

[fatheryeet 1,532]

WE GOT HIM ITS DONE

[Laxtonto 12,080]

@Machinator

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5,742]

 

[Fug 540]

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Edited December 13, 2021 by Fug
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[Ashley Schaeffer 193]

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

17 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So- question- who posts the Ewers commitment first and will it go in the Ewers thread or this one?  

Definitely needs to go into

ewers or bust

ewers in portal 

portal kombat

and 2022 recruiting

 

maybes

holy shit thread

cfs thread

 

[mdleast 8,289]

[taybo20 2,825]

1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

In thamel I trust!

[Hiphopopotamos 20,869]

Pete Thamel says it. That’s good enough for me. 

[Laxtonto 12,080]