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I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Evan Stewart seems like a real asshole with all his liking our tweets but being at aggy and not coming up for the big weekend. But, if he flips, he will be my favorite recruit ever for jerking around aggy, taking their money and bailing. 
this is all in jest. If he goes to aggy I’m not mad it him or anything, just sad for him. 

He’s our Eric Dickerson?

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8 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Evan Stewart seems like a real asshole with all his liking our tweets but being at aggy and not coming up for the big weekend. But, if he flips, he will be my favorite recruit ever for jerking around aggy, taking their money and bailing. 
this is all in jest. If he goes to aggy I’m not mad it him or anything, just sad for him. 

Could just be an 18 yr old kid that uses social media like kids do and isn't so "invested" like a lot of adults seem to be...

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22 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Zeus is an asshole. He made Prometheus roll a fucking rock up a mountain over and over again for all eternity. Zeus is second only to Ketch for worst ever. 

That was Sisyphus. 
 

edit: whoops someone beat me to it. Apology buddy. 

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Just now, LonghornLurker said:

Show me a loss that isn’t Alabama. OU is down, OkSt overrated as fuck, Baylor losing half their senior team. Big 12 is shittier than ever. Time to drag our balls all over this sad little conference one last time before we leave. 

We will lose to anyone that can run the fucking football until we prove otherwise 

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Just now, SAHorn said:

My business partners are Aggies who were gloating about the Evan Stewart commitment a few weeks back.  I would love nothing more than to flip him. Can’t he see Demas vs Worthy? Why would Steward want to be an Aggie? Just doesn’t make sense to me.

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My business partners are Aggies who were gloating about the Evan Stewart commitment a few weeks back.  I would love nothing more than to flip him. Can’t he see Demas vs Worthy? Why would Steward want to be an Aggie? Just doesn’t make sense to me.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$what doesn't make sense?$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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48 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What does this mean

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When he talks about his dog peeing on the next mailbox, and that mailbox being the Denver Harris recruitment, I think he means that we will do something to A&M.  (Something that makes them feel like we did after (aggy presumably won) the Denver Harris recruitment.)

As for who it could be ... 

It's either pulling Stewart from them, or less likely, Brooks (and possibly Watts).  Less likely because that addresses the Harris loss, but doesn't directly hit the aggies.

Any other commits/recruits that we can pull from the aggies, that would feel like the Harris blow?  Other  than Stewart?  Not Dewberry ,,, ?  Anderson back in play?

 

 

 

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When he talks about his dog peeing on the next mailbox, and that mailbox being the Denver Harris recruitment, I think he means that we will do something to A&M.  (Something that makes them feel like we did after (aggy presumably won) the Denver Harris recruitment.)

As for who it could be ... 

It's either pulling Stewart from them, or less likely, Brooks (and possibly Watts).  Less likely because that addresses the Harris loss, but doesn't directly hit the aggies.

Any other commits/recruits that we can pull from the aggies, that would feel like the Harris blow?  Other  than Stewart?  (Not Dewberry ,,, ?)

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

When he talks about his dog peeing on the next mailbox, and that mailbox being the Denver Harris recruitment, I think he means that we will do something to A&M.  (Something that makes them feel like we did after (aggy presumably won) the Denver Harris recruitment.)

As for who it could be ... 

It's either pulling Stewart from them, or less likely, Brooks (and possibly Watts).  Less likely because that addresses the Harris loss, but doesn't directly hit the aggies.

Any other commits/recruits that we can pull from the aggies, that would feel like the Harris blow?  Other  than Stewart?  (Not Dewberry ,,, ?)

 

 

 

Let’s flip Weigman to be Ewers “clipboard holding, back up QB bitch” just for the fun of it.  

 

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32 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If this group can’t win 10 next year there’s nothing they will be able to do in 23, after Bijan is gone, to make that the year. It’s now or never. 
I said I’d give this staff 2 months to convince me there was some chance they could get it right and they did so in 2 weeks with a big assist from the NIL guys and Ewers. They need to not fuck up the defensive reorg and then ruthlessly weed out guys that don’t want to play football this winter/spring. If they can’t do that now they won’t be able to do it later. 

I get that you operate in some fantasy world where freshmen can automatically come in and completely turn a 5-7 program into a dominating football team, but it’s possible it will take a little time for this group to grow into its potential. Having 10 wins as a minimal expectation a year after losing to Kansas, at home, is really fucking stupid. Could it happen? Hell yeah, but setting the bar there isn’t fair to anyone.

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4 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

When he talks about his dog peeing on the next mailbox, and that mailbox being the Denver Harris recruitment, I think he means that we will do something to A&M.  (Something that makes them feel like we did after (aggy presumably won) the Denver Harris recruitment.)

As for who it could be ... 

It's either pulling Stewart from them, or less likely, Brooks (and possibly Watts).  Less likely because that addresses the Harris loss, but doesn't directly hit the aggies.

Any other commits/recruits that we can pull from the aggies, that would feel like the Harris blow?  Other  than Stewart?  (Not Dewberry ,,, ?)

 

 

 

Nope. Let me translate for Nahlin:

he said word would come today on Ewers and some people pissed themselves when it hadn’t come by the evening. 
he’s then saying that he has called Harris to Texas and people are peeing themselves about him committing to aggy. 
I think he’s dead wrong but that’s what he’s saying. 

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