Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[DanTheHorn 4952]

52 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

At least he looks like a nice, likable guy ... 

 

Roach, on Burke.

 

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He is tall with a good motor and quick but he needs to get a lot stronger. We won't see him on the field for 2 years. We processed a guy to take this guy or did we miss out on someone else that was projected to come to us?

[BurntOrange&White 39962]

[UTEX_ME 4766]

 

[dcar00 14339]

7 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Gerry actually has his own sources. Unlike most $9.95ers, he works for a living.

well that's not good then.

[Fondren & Main 6732]

And, fuck aggy.

[dcar00 14339]

4 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

Fucking Baylor?!

they don't take "no" for answer very easily

[texifornia 57069]

3 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

He is tall with a good motor and quick but he needs to get a lot stronger. We won't see him on the field for 2 years. We processed a guy to take this guy or did we miss out on someone else that was projected to come to us?

Looks like we swapped Anthony Jones for him 

[UTEX_ME 4766]

 

[Lonestar88 4700]

12 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I think he’s got it the other way around 

 

12 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

Very interesting given how it was pretty known that PK really wanted him. Could something have gotten out about PK?

If it’s true he deleted a tweet saying he was going to sign on the 15th, then he probably got processed. This staff is ruthless about these last few spots.

[Sir Ulrich 5188]

 

Another one

[UTEE97 3522]

Neto is giving me the Javonne Shepherd vibe. Hopefully, his family will talk some senses into him. 

[Pato del Muerto 52558]

Just now, Sir Ulrich said:

 

Another one

Maybe it means he’s flipping to Colorado 

[Dbeasy 15079]

Seeing them push out Anthony Jones in favor of Burke makes sense to me. Both are development players and having a guy closer to home increases odds of success. Now I understand the move. 

[dcar00 14339]

7 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

 

finally...this is too fucking hilarious.  5-7.  there can't be a more obvious removing of the curtain about the last 15 years of the bag game affecting recruiting against Texas than this year.  so rich.

[ALexusTexus7 114]

 
Another one

Another one or late on reacting to Burke?


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[General Specific 3267]

^^^^^this!

So much… truth?

Art imitates life! Ha.

+1^3

[Zhorn96 1773]

8 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

Fucking Baylor?!

I mean, their business school is top notch… 

[MoJames 8244]

Just now, Sir Ulrich said:

 

Another one

Fuck, who else are we losing?

[Longhornlove 4869]

1 minute ago, DanTheHorn said:

He is tall with a good motor and quick but he needs to get a lot stronger. We won't see him on the field for 2 years. We processed a guy to take this guy or did we miss out on someone else that was projected to come to us?

He stops running around the lecross field and hits the the gym he will put on weight in a hurry. Texas has full time staff to ensure this gets done. Remember Joseph Ossai? He was a damn beanpole. There is a long list of guys that put on the beef. Connor Williams was 264 in HS and I think Cosmi was light in the ass too. Point being, get an extremely athletic long dude, put the weight on and they don't lose the athletic ability and become stars. One I know personally from back in the day was Bubba Franks. 6'6" 220 in high school but a tremendous athlete who redshirted, became freshman AA then AA and eventually the highest drafted tight end ever and a pro bowler.

[texasstrong12 4668]

Turner-Gooden with a CB to Texas. 

[runthebone 8028]

14 minutes ago, Dummy said:

Re: Neto

Flipping to Baylor would truly be high regard.

 

After I fucking used The Count's #4 on him, even!

[4th_and_18 687]

 
One of the write-up's on Neto mentioned that his Texas visit didn't go that well, but that McCombs School of Business + Flood's relationship helped close the deal.  
His buddy that is an aggy 247 poster, mentioned Neto was really struggling with his decision...  

“Paging Hartzell to the burnt orange courtesy phone. Jay Hartzell to the burnt orange courtesy phone.”

[BurntOrange&White 39962]

This recruiting cycle overall is retarded 

[4th_and_18 687]

Double tapa

[Gucci_Suit 2655]

I’ll be honest. I have no idea what is going on. I feel like I’m in a nursing home listening to people talk about the crypto. 

60 minutes ago we were awesome and now we suck? Or what?

[Pato del Muerto 52558]

Texas recruiting notes 2022: Santa Maria 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5403]

Just now, Gucci_Suit said:

60 minutes ago we were awesome and now we suck? Or what?

[Henry Hill 3156]

This board. Every board.

 

[Danimal 340]

Just now, texasstrong12 said:

Turner-Gooden with a CB to Texas. 

I don't think I can process new information like this right now. I mean, no one has figured out how CFS is linked to Burke yet.

[MoJames 8244]

1 minute ago, Gucci_Suit said:

60 minutes ago we were awesome and now we suck? Or what?

My rule of thumb is always assume we suck and make fun of it, until we eventually don't (if that ever happens again).

[6th Street 6484]

https://247sports.com/player/caleb-douglas-46109936/
 

supposedly just offered this 3 star WR after missing on Stewart 

[UTEE97 3522]

1 minute ago, Gucci_Suit said:

I’ll be honest. I have no idea what is going on. I feel like I’m in a nursing home listening to people talk about the crypto. 

60 minutes ago we were awesome and now we suck? Or what?

60 minutes is an eternity in this recruiting cycle. 

[Getafix 28760]

 

Edit: Re Neto

 

 

Edited December 15, 2021 by Getafix

[Mason Ramsey 3388]

Just now, 6th Street said:

https://247sports.com/player/caleb-douglas-46109936/
 

supposedly just offered this 3 star WR after missing on Stewart 

We offered this guy a while ago

[texasstrong12 4668]

Some people won't like it but I'm all for Sark having the balls to process recruits. 

[dcar00 14339]

Texas recruiting notes 2022 - Red Ryder BB Gun or Lump o' Coal

[texifornia 57069]

8 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Neto is giving me the Javonne Shepherd vibe. Hopefully, his family will talk some senses into him. 

He's wishy-washy, but he's got a VERY different home life to Javonne's. 

[crash_davis 23114]

Texas Recruiting Notes 2022: What the fuck is going on?

[Sir Ulrich 5188]

Neto saw the Chizik tweet and thought about all those struggling Americans 

[texasstrong12 4668]

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

https://247sports.com/player/caleb-douglas-46109936/
 

supposedly just offered this 3 star WR after missing on Stewart 

You should go read earlier in the thread. 

[BurntOrange&White 39962]

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

https://247sports.com/player/caleb-douglas-46109936/
 

supposedly just offered this 3 star WR after missing on Stewart 

That offer was 3 days ago. Shit charges so fast with this dumbass cycle. 

[Hank_Hill 18893]

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

https://247sports.com/player/caleb-douglas-46109936/
 

supposedly just offered this 3 star WR after missing on Stewart 

Well, 3 days ago. 

[The Dog 44115]

Just now, texasstrong12 said:

Some people won't like it but I'm all for Sark having the balls to process recruits. 

I'm glad he's processing recruits - he needs to close and hold on to the studs he has planned to replace them.

[theBigHen 365]

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

 

What’s this in reference to?

[Beer Drinker 618]

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Who?

[texifornia 57069]

Just now, Mason Ramsey said:

We offered this guy a while ago

6th Street's unique blend of sunny optimism and keen recruiting insight strikes again

[UTEE97 3522]

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

https://247sports.com/player/caleb-douglas-46109936/
 

supposedly just offered this 3 star WR after missing on Stewart 

I would take him over Stewart any day. Just watch the tape./Aggy

[BurntOrange&White 39962]

1 minute ago, texasstrong12 said:

Some people won't like it but I'm all for Sark having the balls to process recruits. 

Yeah I don’t care if he does or not. Burke > Jones 

[Fondren & Main 6732]

2022: Santa Muerte…

Spoiler

For other programs!

 

[texifornia 57069]

Just now, theBigHen said:

What’s this in reference to?

 

Just now, Beer Drinker said:

Who?

Neto. Context, people. Jesus.