Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[The Deuce 1094]

[TornACL 7698]

This page is not Top 5 recruiting class worthy. Except for Natalie. 

[SarksJuggs 1106]

1 minute ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

Off to bed I go. Great day and great class! Leaving this for the night crew...

Incoming “sark after dark” or 👀 tweet that makes you stay up 

[Texas Flood 1356]

[TotallyLegit 3053]

And I thought I was a weird guy

[runthebone 7982]

Organ donor, I hope.

[SarkAfterDark 1688]

Probably the next Shaggy/Surly poster that we will find out commits felonies.

[ATXbronco 4065]

1 minute ago, TornACL said:

This page is not Top 5 recruiting class worthy. Except for Natalie. 

#this

<crawling back under my rock now>

[ATXbronco 4065]

deleting because nobody cares about motorycles

Edited December 16, 2021 by ATXbronco

[CowtownHorn 5126]

5 minutes ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

Off to bed I go. Great day and great class! Leaving this for the night crew...

[Hagbard Celine 10864]

4 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

This has been one of the funnest signing days in a longggg time. We are finally addressing the trenches. I"ve gotten so tired of bitching about weak OL/DL recruiting. 

we need 3 years in a row of this type of haul and we'll be in business

[irishtexan 11519]

Bronco, you drunk fucking idiot, shut the fuck up. You’re ruining the goddamn party 

[UTEE97 3521]

7 minutes ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

Off to bed I go. Great day and great class! Leaving this for the night crew...

Can't see her tits and she appears to have some clothes on. Do better.

[Stunns38 3460]

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

Is Bronco actually Nicole?

[westexhorn 2018]

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

Can't see her tits and she appears to have some clothes on. Do better.

Go to Google and type Nata Lee NSFW.  50+ images of her tites and some 😸 

[Hagbard Celine 10864]

4 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

Let’s focus on baby steps, like defeating Kansas.

thank you

we need 3 years in a row of this in the trenches to be evil

2025, if the pancakes house keeps cooking

[UTEE97 3521]

1 minute ago, westexhorn said:

Go to Google and type Nata Lee NSFW.  50+ images of her tites and some 😸 

I know and that's why i was disappointed by what was posted. 

[Hornlover 8830]

2 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Go to Google and type Nata Lee NSFW.  50+ images of her tites and some 😸 

Oh thank God, someone finally let me know where to find the nudes. I was worried that the location was a bigger secret than the location of the ark.

[ATXbronco 4065]

11 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Bronco, you drunk fucking idiot, shut the fuck up. You’re ruining the goddamn party 

Sorry, my bad.  I will try to be more responsible with my reactions tomorrow.
  

 

Nata Lee, Nata Lee.

I have never met Nicole, but it would be pretty awesome if a bunch of us got together at a random bar to hang out sometime.

And by a bunch of us, I mean me, Nicole and a shit ton of you fuck faces. 

Why would you even bring her into a conversation like this.  That's just rude and now I feel rude for reciprocating.  

Edited December 16, 2021 by ATXbronco

[RickysWeedDealer 22]

4 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Go to Google and type Nata Lee NSFW.  50+ images of her tites and some 😸 

My parents went from not knowing how to use Facebook to knowing how to type NSFW next to a girl's name for better pics.  Time travels fast. 

[ATXbronco 4065]

2 minutes ago, RickysWeedDealer said:

My parents went from not knowing how to use Facebook to knowing how to type NSFW next to a girl's name for better pics.  Time travels fast. 

Just curious.
Which did you learn how to do first?
Search the Internets for porn.
Or steadily hold a roach with some tweasers?

*not a dick post  

[Hornius Emeritus 12461]

14 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Bronco, you drunk fucking idiot, shut the fuck up. You’re ruining the goddamn party 

No kidding. Thread done got broncoed.

 

[Radical Larry 28609]

Goddamnit hitby

[ATXbronco 4065]

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Just curious.
Which did you learn how to do first?
Search the Internets for porn.
Or steadily hold a roach with some tweasers?

*not a dick post  

Re-reading though, that probably came off as a dick post and I apologize.  

[Tex Pete 20354]

25 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Never got an explanation about what was wrong with my original post...

...but since I'm drinking, I will fuck off now.  
 

Because that's what drinkers should do when more than a couple people say "fuck you".  

 

#nopromises

I used to just call my friends who lived far away and tell them that I loved them. At 3:00 in the morning. 

[Tex Pete 20354]

24 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

And I thought I was a weird guy

You are. 

[ATXbronco 4065]

Still unsigned A&M targets...

 

Edited December 16, 2021 by ATXbronco

[ATXbronco 4065]

4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I used to just call my friends who lived far away and tell them that I loved them. At 3:00 in the morning. 

heheh

[Hornlover 8830]

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

heheh

[ATXbronco 4065]

edit
shutting up

Edited December 16, 2021 by ATXbronco

[CptnJiggleBits 915]

[BERT 4358]

This is worse than me saying chicken fried steak is chicken. Fuck

[RollLeft 5045]

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[Jackie Daytona 27]

[Dr.Dre 199]

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Flood was a massive hire for this program. 

 

One might say he opened up the flood gates?

[Hank_Hill 18807]

[Tex Pete 20354]

15 minutes ago, Dr.Dre said:

One might say he opened up the flood gates?

[Getafix 28618]

 

Just FYI ... 

[Pods 7552]

26 minutes ago, Dr.Dre said:

One might say he opened up the flood gates?

All Splash, No Drains

[RabidM 2668]

Urban needs to retire for real.  He looked close to dead out there coaching... lifeless and drained. 

[UDontKnow 10445]

24 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Urban needs to retire for real.  He looked close to dead out there coaching... lifeless and drained. 

[Handcruser 2805]

What’s going on with Evan? I’ve been out of pocket for 8 hours.

[Azbadlands 109]

3 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Incredible class. Now just need to fire that bum Pete Kwitkowski and get a real DC. 

No shit, and maybe the strength and conditioning coach too, the players looked soft, slow, and tired every game...

[SarksJuggs 1106]

9 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

What’s going on with Evan? I’ve been out of pocket for 8 hours.

Not signed. Supposedly signing Friday, more than likely to aggy. 

[henrygandorf 29191]

god can you imagine 3-4 consecutive classes like this one?

 

[El Compadre 767]

24 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

What’s going on with Evan? I’ve been out of pocket for 8 hours.

Should be signing with aggy tomorrow morning.

[MajorTexas 69]

I have been shadowing watching since 2018 or 19, Howdy~

any good CFS in San Antonio? 

[shnsajax 3591]

25 minutes ago, LarTXHorn said:

Should be signing with aggy tomorrow morning.

Unless Deion lets him take his phone on the field to Instagram live plays.

[BachelorTrek 2975]

1 hour ago, RabidM said:

Urban needs to retire for real.  He looked close to dead out there coaching... lifeless and drained. 

Maybe she and others are why he looked drained and lifeless so often....

Spoiler

Lulz.