Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[Getafix 28685]

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[bigup2dahorns 3343]

Stand by, Ears to the Carpet is gonna meet someone

[taybo20 2878]

Seems to elaborate for a troll job but hey…I’m an old

[SydneyCarton 48112]

Just now, bigup2dahorns said:

Stand by, Ears to the Carpet is gonna meet someone

When did we start calling chalupas “somones?” I can’t keep up with kids and slang these days because I’m an Old now. 

[henrygandorf 29194]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I can’t keep up with kids and slang these days

ion either. 

[Henry Hill 3156]

[UTEX_ME 4766]

Denver Harris just left the game with a shoulder injury in the State Title game. 

[TotallyLegit 3053]

6 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Seems to elaborate for a troll job but hey…I’m an old

I'm neither superstitious nor believe in karma, but if I were playing for the state championship, trolling would be pretty low on my pregame prep list

Edited December 18, 2021 by TotallyLegit

[TexPx 2323]

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[HOOKEM4 5039]

Was that just 2 future Texas teammates going at it? That is awesome if so. We need dudes with fire.

[taybo20 2878]

Just now, HOOKEM4 said:

Was that just 2 future Texas teammates going at it? That is awesome if so. We need dudes with fire.

This!!!

[Mo Horn 8852]

Kris Ross and Cam William's getting chippy. Lol

[taybo20 2878]

2 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

I'm neither superstitious nor believe in karma, but if I were playing for the state championship, trolling would be pretty low on my pregame prep list

I mean I’m with you

[texifornia 57031]

3 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Denver Harris just left the game with a shoulder injury in the State Title game. 

He and Groves-Killebrew are going to make for an All-Star DB Trainer's Table in College Station

[Funk Doctor Spock 12422]

That's it, I'm getting my hopes up for Abor. Fuck it. 

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He and Groves-Killebrew are going to make for an All-Star DB Trainer's Table in College Station

Don’t care won recruiting title. 

[texasstrong12 4668]

The Ohio State mods have been hedging like crazy on Abor recently. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if he’s really in play. 

[Dbeasy 15073]

18 minutes ago, TexPx said:

I wonder if his shoulders and arms will shrink too. Does that happen to all Duncanville recruits?

[golfclap 6903]

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He and Groves-Killebrew are going to make for an All-Star DB Trainer's Table in College Station

Peleton NIL money inbound. 

[Vertigo 20290]

4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I wonder if his shoulders and arms will shrink too. Does that happen to all Duncanville recruits?

Becton is going to have his work cut out for him not making our team look like a bunch of T Rexes.

[henrygandorf 29194]

texas fans - i feel like abor is trolling us, he hasn't even visited

ohio st fans - is this fucking guy really wearing texas gloves during his title game wtf

[Vertigo 20290]

Just now, henrygandorf said:

texas fans - i feel like abor is trolling us, he hasn't even visited

ohio st fans - is this fucking guy really wearing texas gloves during his title game wtf

Advantage aggy

[Goodman 3273]

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Becton is going to have his work cut out for him not making our team look like a bunch of T Rexes.

I hope Sark is taking a good look at S&C. Our boys looked like dog shit come that 2nd half.

 

[Barbacoa 1934]

Last night was Campbell.

[Huckleberry 33037]

1 minute ago, Barbacoa said:

Last night was Campbell.

That's what it sure seemed like but thank you for the confirmation. Interesting that Flood didn't post anything, I assume that's the agreement to keep it quiet until the all star game announcement.

[Sgt Hulk 13806]

Cam williams is a big mofo.  Yes water is wet. This is my first time seeing him. Play. I turned game on and literally said who the fuck is that grown man.  Thankful for the good guys 

[henrygandorf 29194]

3 minutes ago, Barbacoa said:

Last night was Campbell.

[Gil Bang 25980]

6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

That's what it sure seemed like but thank you for the confirmation. Interesting that Flood didn't post anything, I assume that's the agreement to keep it quiet until the all star game announcement.

Which game is he in, and when? 

[CfRhTxStBobcats 602]

56 minutes ago, D3zii said:

He’s balling right now to

Balling to where? 

[TotallyLegit 3053]

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Which game is he in, and when? 

"Devon Campbell is going to announce his decision on Jan. 2 at the Under Armour All-America Game in Orlando, Fla."

[texasstrong12 4668]

 

 

[Surly Bevo 25077]

1 minute ago, texasstrong12 said:

 

 

At his size it's just hard to get around that motherfucker and it looks like he has some smarts to wait until you make the move that puts you a little off balance and then he pounces and yer ass is on the rug.  

[Pato del Muerto 52531]

24 minutes ago, Barbacoa said:

Last night was Campbell.

Gracias. I’ll put that one out of mind.  

[gmr548 16584]

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

At his size it's just hard to get around that motherfucker and it looks like he has some smarts to wait until you make the move that puts you a little off balance and then he pounces and yer ass is on the rug.  

He does move surprisingly well for his size. His pad level is pretty good for a 6'7" tackle, especially relative to his teammates on the interior. Those two things alone create a fairly high floor. 

The problems I see - wasted first step, bad hands - are fixable technique issues. He's obviously getting away with bad habits at the HS level and probably needs a year or two in college S&C, but I see why his offer list was what it was.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

7 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

We’re veering off into the Coaches thread rather than 2022 recruiting, but I can see Patterson taking a bit of a depressurization role as a Defensive Analyst, much like Jerry Kill did for him offensively, and hopefully becomes our 2022 version of Dick Tomey. Then if shit hits the fan, he can step into the DC role, or if it really hits the fan, perhaps CDC does what ClubWhatever suggests at the top of the prior page.

He turning 62 in a couple months and has millions put away. Wind down jobs are pretty appealing in that situation.

[JOSEYWALES66 1805]

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Gracias. I’ll put that one out of mind.  

Don’t take him for granted!  Have you not learned from our mistakes? 

[mwaadeeb 1231]

2 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

He turning 62 in a couple months and has millions put away. Wind down jobs are pretty appealing in that situation.

He'd probably hire hot chicks with tequila to follow Sark around.

[Mo Horn 8852]

Abor no longer wearing Longhorn gloves. Looks like they could possibly be OSU gloves. 

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Abor no longer wearing Longhorn gloves. Looks like they could possibly be OSU gloves. 

Interesting final 2 edit. 

[taybo20 2878]

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Abor no longer wearing Longhorn gloves. Looks like they could possibly be OSU gloves. 

He changed at halftime?

[texasstrong12 4668]

The Ohio State mods mentioned a few days back that Texas was coming on strong for Abor. That's probably his final 2. 

 

[South Austin 52521]

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Abor no longer wearing Longhorn gloves. Looks like they could possibly be OSU gloves. 

He must have read Surly at halftime.

[Mo Horn 8852]

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

He changed at halftime?

I actually didn't notice what he was wearing in the 1st half. Just know he was wearing Longhorn gloves in warm-ups 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Abor no longer wearing Longhorn gloves. Looks like they could possibly be OSU gloves. 

IDMAS.  He is either trolling or in play.    

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He must have read Surly at halftime.

We took him for granite.

[Okcool 786]

8 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Abor no longer wearing Longhorn gloves. Looks like they could possibly be OSU gloves. 

[henrygandorf 29194]

10 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Abor no longer wearing Longhorn gloves. Looks like they could possibly be OSU gloves. 

is this a fucking joke i can’t tell anymore. 

[taybo20 2878]

Saturday update:

Abor still up in the air...

Campbell and Choice to Texas

[Strat 149]

 

[Born Burnt 6182]

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

is this a fucking joke i can’t tell anymore.