Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[trythisathome 971]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I don't believe this.  you need to add a few "sources tell me", "we are hearing", "word on the street" and a "50/50", "60/40" to get your 9.95.

In my opinion it's not real journalism unless you refer to it as the scuttlebutt. 

[Nope 3,114]

7 minutes ago, golfclap said:

The end of my problems - nigga mash the Impala - go lay up with a model and watch the news tomorrow - And that's the end checkmate - game over - I'll holla

 

I expected to be the only one here who knew that reference 

Edited December 23, 2021 by Nope

[Michael Knight 12,977]

It's a reference to a song performed by American rapper Jonathan H. Smith, better known by his stage name Lil Jon.

Edited December 23, 2021 by Michael Knight

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3 minutes ago, Nope said:

I expected to be the only one here who knew that reference 

User name checks out?

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39 minutes ago, Goodman said:

[Nope 3,114]

52 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

It's a reference to a song performed by American rapper Jonathan H. Smith, better known by his stage name Lil Jon.

Funny enough, that album came out in 2004 so the players currently on the team probably have no idea wtf he’s talking about 

[Rockwell Torrey 1,287]

1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

It's a reference to a song performed by American rapper Jonathan H. Smith, better known by his stage name Lil Jon.

[Dr. Teeth 5,844]

1 hour ago, golfclap said:

The end of my problems - nigga mash the Impala - go lay up with a model and watch the news tomorrow - And that's the end checkmate - game over - I'll holla

 

Wait, the guy from Ant Man?

[Brandon 193]

Ethan Burke interview from Gerry and Bobby. 

[Hornlover 8,830]

1 hour ago, Nope said:

Funny enough, that album came out in 2004 so the players currently on the team probably have no idea wtf he’s talking about 

Right, and they've probably also never heard of Vince Young either.

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18 minutes ago, Brandon said:

Ethan Burke interview from Gerry and Bobby. 

Wow he’s awesome

[Bevo14 8,311]

2 hours ago, dcar00 said:

I don't believe this.  you need to add a few "sources tell me", "we are hearing", "word on the street" and a "50/50", "60/40" to get your 9.95.

Needs a big cigar imo

[LTtxfan 49,187]

2 hours ago, Nope said:

I expected to be the only one here who knew that reference 

 

[Vertigo 20,285]

38 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Wow he’s awesome

If he can get about 30 lbs of muscle on him without losing too much explosiveness, I think we could really have something. 

[LTtxfan 49,187]

43 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Right, and they've probably also never heard of Vince Young either.

Watts mentioned in his interview with Bobby Burton and Gerry, that one of his earliest memories of Texas Football was Vince Young...

[TheFlyingBoat 906]

10 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

If we get Abor, Campbell, LTG, and Mathews, the roster would be a WR, TE, and LB from the portal away from being totally fucking stacked.

We need more than one LB from the portal imo 

[Pato del Muerto 52,498]

4 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

We need more than one LB from the portal imo 

Can we?  I mean, the numbers. 

[LTtxfan 49,187]

 

Edit:  Sorry wrong thread,  gonna leave it

Edited December 24, 2021 by LTtxfan

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

Good for him

[Nope 3,114]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Guns Up joke in 3…2…

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[Bevo 13,577]

32 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Can we?  I mean, the numbers. 

I think the smart thing to do is to get Burke to lose some weight and spin him up to linebacker.

[Bevo14 8,311]

Just now, Bevo said:

I think the smart thing to do is to get Burke to lose some weight and spin him up to linebacker.

He loses any more weight and he'll look like a skeleton.

 

[Dr.Dre 199]

4 hours ago, Goodman said:

If that’s an impala and coach choice is referencing this gif.   Then I’m sold.

 

and in the ED with a broken dick 

Edited December 24, 2021 by Dr.Dre

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[Pato del Muerto 52,498]

8 minutes ago, Dr.Dre said:

If that’s an impala and coach choice is referencing this gif.   Then I’m sold.

 

and in the ED with a broken dick 

It’s a Chrysler, Andre 

[IDIOTsavant 8,483]

8 minutes ago, Dr.Dre said:

If that’s an impala and coach choice is referencing this gif.   Then I’m sold.

 

and in the ED with a broken dick 

I don’t think it’s an Impala….looks like a poor man’s Escort.

[mwaadeeb 1,210]

I think Burke says in that vid that he has an 80" wingspan, which is that of a 6' 11" to 7' person. I'm going to assume that's amazing.

[conVINCEd 21,469]

1 minute ago, mwaadeeb said:

I think Burke says in that vid that he has an 80" wingspan, which is that of a 6' 11" to 7' person. I'm going to assume that's amazing.

Our new 6’3” db also has an 80” wingspan.

[Fud 9,552]

1 minute ago, mwaadeeb said:

I think Burke says in that vid that he has an 80" wingspan, which is that of a 6' 11" to 7' person. I'm going to assume that's amazing.

I think Terrance brooks has that same wingspan 

[Pato del Muerto 52,498]

3 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

I think Burke says in that vid that he has an 80" wingspan, which is that of a 6' 11" to 7' person. I'm going to assume that's amazing.

That’s 6’8” and he’s 6’7”.  Expectation is wingspan = height so he’s average. 
 

but there’s always a chance he can put on wingspan at the training table.  

Edited December 24, 2021 by Pato del Muerto

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2 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

I think Burke says in that vid that he has an 80" wingspan, which is that of a 6' 11" to 7' person. I'm going to assume that's amazing.

Just wait until his wingspan grows with his weight.

[mwaadeeb 1,210]

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Our new 6’3” db also has an 80” wingspan.

I just read this: "Aiyuk, despite being one of the shortest receivers at the combine at 5-11.625 inches, had one of the widest wingspans at 80 inches."

That kid must be dragging his knuckles lol

[mwaadeeb 1,210]

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Just wait until his wingspan grows with his weight.

I guess Çam Williams is going to lose wingspan ha

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Just now, mwaadeeb said:

I guess Çam Williams is going to lose wingspan ha

That's the prevailing thought which btw gives HenryJames the sadz.

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18 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

I think Burke says in that vid that he has an 80" wingspan, which is that of a 6' 11" to 7' person. I'm going to assume that's amazing.

He says 83" wingspan in vid

[Radical Larry 28,615]

80, 83; whatever it takes.

[Strat 149]

We should hire Jim Boeheim as a consultant,  so he can implement an effective zone defense and maximize these wingspans

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

7 hours ago, kevwun said:

Jamison to wr actually makes sense.  He would be really good after catch, assuming that’s not an issue.  He’s also not a very good cb.

 

5 hours ago, cafe society said:

I could get behind Jamison back to receiver.  Crawford and Barron at CB, leave Cook at nickel, let Watts, Thompson, Allen, Coffee and Johnson battle for the back end.

I guess I’ve missed the part we’re Jamison is consistently electric with the ball in his hands. I’ve heard commentators talk about on numerous occasions, but he appears very indecisive to me.

[Getafix 28,619]

1 hour ago, mwaadeeb said:

I think Burke says in that vid that he has an 80" wingspan

 

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

Our new 6’3” db also has an 80” wingspan.

 

1 hour ago, Fud said:

I think Terrance brooks has that same wingspan 

 

1 hour ago, mwaadeeb said:

"Aiyuk, despite being one of the shortest receivers at the combine at 5-11.625 inches, had one of the widest wingspans at 80 inches."

 

 

So ... errybody has an 80 inch wingspan??

What the hell is going on here??

 

[Radical Larry 28,615]

Marfan syndrome?

[dcar00 14,208]

59 minutes ago, Strat said:

We should hire Jim Boeheim as a consultant,  so he can implement an effective zone defense and maximize these wingspans

the word you are looking for is "lenf"

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

12 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

 

 

So ... errybody has an 80 inch wingspan??

What the hell is going on here??

 

Holy shit, I just realized that I, too, have an 80 inch wingspan

[Bevo14 8,311]

I haven't measured but my wingspan must be over 100" going off of my body fat percentage. 

[ousux 5,597]

We got lucky as fuck.  We had 2, and likely 3 blue chip OL fall into our laps with the Cristobal and Riley coaching changes. Then Ewers gave us some juice.  Things could have gone the other way with the currents flowing in a different direction or even just with different timing.  Still gotta show a much improved product on the field next season. We won't get lucky 2 seasons in a row.   

This is true, but it's not like Georgia, Michigan, Bama and even aggy (fat bags or otherwise) didnt also benefit from the coaching chaos this year. Not sure there has ever been 4 high profile programs changing (or forced to change lololol blowU) all in the same year. But your point still stands, we dont land a top 5 class after our epic shitshow season without help, but not sure aggy gets their first #1 without the same bump.

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1 minute ago, ousux said:

On 12/22/2021 at 8:28 PM, RabidM said:

We got lucky as fuck.  We had 2, and likely 3 blue chip OL fall into our laps with the Cristobal and Riley coaching changes. Then Ewers gave us some juice.  Things could have gone the other way with the currents flowing in a different direction or even just with different timing.  Still gotta show a much improved product on the field next season. We won't get lucky 2 seasons in a row.   

This is true, but it's not like Georgia, Michigan, Bama and even aggy (fat bags or otherwise) didnt also benefit from the coaching chaos this year. Not sure there has ever been 4 high profile programs changing (or forced to change lololol blowU) all in the same year. But your point still stands, we dont land a top 5 class after our epic shitshow season without help, but not sure aggy gets their first #1 without the same bump.

aggy would've gotten #1 regardless. Their bump doesn't appear to have much to do with coaching.

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[Harvdog 2,288]

6 hours ago, Goodman said:

She’s working that Sebring 

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17 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

She’s working that Sebring 

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Edited December 24, 2021 by MaybeACoordinator

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41 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

aggy would've gotten #1 regardless. Their bump doesn't appear to have much to do with coaching.

I typically get exactly what I want when I go shopping, too.