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This may have been posted in the football thread - I'm not gonna look because they don't talk about cheese and westerns over there - but the NYT is buying the Athletic. Not shocking I guess given media consolidation but holy fuck what an interesting move. $550MM
Since the NYT has moved on from real journalism to fairy tales, (and given the Althletics defense of aggy recruiting) makes perfect sense to me.
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Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

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I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

I loved it as a kid, but in hindsight, Emilio Esteves doesn’t exactly scream hardened weathered rider on the range. Dirty Steve and Lou Diamond Phillips still fuck though.

Lou Diamond Phillips is (or was) just a badass actor. Loved him in Young Guns. He was also great in Stand and Deliver and La Bamba. “Not my Ritchie!”

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1 hour ago, Not a Sock said:

So are we just leaving Lonesome Dove out because it's a miniseries or is it just a cult following and I have drunk the koolaid.

One of my tops. Got to go trail riding with Robert Duvall, meet cast, and be on set of the parts filmed around Del Rio.

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36 minutes ago, CptnJiggleBits said:

One of my tops. Got to go trail riding with Robert Duvall, meet cast, and be on set of the parts filmed around Del Rio.

My wife and I were driving in the Driftwood area and saw the film crew (not filming, of course). Didn’t see anyone I recognized, but there was a black guy I assumed to be Danny Glover.

Not quite as cool as your story. 

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13 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

My wife and I were driving in the Driftwood area and saw the film crew (not filming, of course). Didn’t see anyone I recognized, but there was a black guy I assumed to be Danny Glover.

Not quite as cool as your story. 

Funny. My family moved to Driftwood/Wimberley after Del Rio. My big film debut was interrupting the opening well digging scene. I ran across in the background in a 80's neon pink tank top. They obviously had to cut and I got an ass chewing but hey, it made a memory. I remember Danny Glover being friendly, Tommy Lee serious and intimidating to a lil kid with that face and Santa beard. Robert Duvall was as cool and friendly as he comes off on screen. He gave us some nice art work of the movie for taking him trail riding.

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22 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:
OK - apologize for the recruiting content/threadjack.  Aggy just hired Durkin to be their DC.  I get NIL/bagman/etc. controls, but how is it not easy to recruit against a guy who basically got fired for abusing players?

1.Because kids are dumb, 2. anything that happened more than 4 years ago may as well have happened in the cretaceous age, 3. aggy will endlessly pump up Durkin to be the greatest defensive mastermind of the 21st century. 4. See #1

Hopefully Durkin recruits against himself.  Some of those high end players they just bought are likely going to have issues being coached by him (on top of realizing they're stuck in College Station), so hopefully they'll become malcontents, openly talk about how much of an ass he is, and then portal out.  Short of that, if we get Patterson on staff, he can teach the other coaches/staff how to negatively recruit.  He's the expert at that it seems.

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Hopefully Durkin recruits against himself.  Some of those high end players they just bought are likely going to have issues being coached by him (on top of realizing they're stuck in College Station), so hopefully they'll become malcontents, openly talk about how much of an ass he is, and then portal out.  Short of that, if we get Patterson on staff, he can teach the other coaches/staff how to negatively recruit.  He's the expert at that it seems.
Or worst case scenario, Durkin learned a few things along the way and cut out the bullshit that led to him being fired. The terps were actually a decent team when he was there.
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If we're going to start adding series then The Mandalorian needs to be in the conversation 
Watched ep1 of the Boba Fett series last night, seems promising. It feels old school SW without a lot of the campy bullshit George Lucas liked to slip in.
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1 hour ago, Davis Lane said:

Gotta get back on track.

Some of you bastards have some severe ADD/ADHD/stoopid.

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Listen, I don't mind, I guess, if Kate Beckinsale starts taking a backseat in the recruiting threads to someone younger. That said, let's at least find a Texan or an American, preferably one that doesn't have a history in porn, without that trashed out massive tattoo. This broad is a plastic Russian mob pass around that's been railed more times than Amtrak. I could see OU's board adopting her, but she's a weak fit here. If we've got to go with porn chicks, there are still some hot ones from Texas that would work better.

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7 hours ago, CptnJiggleBits said:

Funny. My family moved to Driftwood/Wimberley after Del Rio. My big film debut was interrupting the opening well digging scene. I ran across in the background in a 80's neon pink tank top. They obviously had to cut and I got an ass chewing but hey, it made a memory. I remember Danny Glover being friendly, Tommy Lee serious and intimidating to a lil kid with that face and Santa beard. Robert Duvall was as cool and friendly as he comes off on screen. He gave us some nice art work of the movie for taking him trail riding.

Username checks out, I guess, 

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34 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Listen, I don't mind, I guess, if Kate Beckinsale starts taking a backseat in the recruiting threads to someone younger. That said, let's at least find a Texan or an American, preferably one that doesn't have a history in porn, without that trashed out massive tattoo. This broad is a plastic Russian mob pass around that's been railed more times than Amtrak. I could see OU's board adopting her, but she's a weak fit here. If we've got to go with porn chicks, there are still some hot ones from Texas that would work better.

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47 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Listen, I don't mind, I guess, if Kate Beckinsale starts taking a backseat in the recruiting threads to someone younger. That said, let's at least find a Texan or an American, preferably one that doesn't have a history in porn, without that trashed out massive tattoo. This broad is a plastic Russian mob pass around that's been railed more times than Amtrak. I could see OU's board adopting her, but she's a weak fit here. If we've got to go with porn chicks, there are still some hot ones from Texas that would work better.

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If we have to keep it to Texas women can I nominate Jessica Simpson in her prime

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54 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Listen, I don't mind, I guess, if Kate Beckinsale starts taking a backseat in the recruiting threads to someone younger. That said, let's at least find a Texan or an American, preferably one that doesn't have a history in porn, without that trashed out massive tattoo. This broad is a plastic Russian mob pass around that's been railed more times than Amtrak. I could see OU's board adopting her, but she's a weak fit here. If we've got to go with porn chicks, there are still some hot ones from Texas that would work better.

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55 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Listen, I don't mind, I guess, if Kate Beckinsale starts taking a backseat in the recruiting threads to someone younger. That said, let's at least find a Texan or an American, preferably one that doesn't have a history in porn, without that trashed out massive tattoo. This broad is a plastic Russian mob pass around that's been railed more times than Amtrak. I could see OU's board adopting her, but she's a weak fit here. If we've got to go with porn chicks, there are still some hot ones from Texas that would work better.

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14 hours ago, CptnJiggleBits said:

Yeah. Sucks Acuna ain't what it once was. Grew up there as a youngerd. Been in the lower valley for the last 15 or so years. Reynosa, Progresso, Matamoros. Funny enough, ran into a couple of her primas. One had a prosthetic leg that was great for leverage and storage. Bought a nice Nacho Libre tricycle off the other.

Anyone remember the institutional fixture, Nancy, at Papagallos

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3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Farrah Fawcett is your answer to "what should Kate Beckinsale's younger good luck charm replacement be"?

This board just covered 50+ pages on the best westerns ever made. You're lucky a woman was nominated that was living in a period when it was okay to show a little ankle.

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