Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[texifornia 59,081]

1 minute ago, cdain3 said:

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Ah, I see we've all stumbled into the new NSD Eve social media excitement driver.

Don't let him troll you.

But what about Neto?

[Schulz2.0 29,305]

Burke had Baylor, Utah, and Michigan offers. What do those teams know about defense?

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,651]

Shit. Neto gone?  Already?

heads. Falling off pets. 

Edited December 15, 2021 by ONE YARD

[MoJames 8,258]

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

so people would stop fucking blowing up his god damned twitter you jock sniffing fucks.

Nope can't be that. Time to panic.

[henrygandorf 29,230]

wasn't it neto who didn't like the recruiting process?  his twitter is not very active.  i can see him pulling it down and just doing things the old-fashioned way.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,439]

2 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Neto decommiting in 24 hours would be the craziest recruiting story of the cycle there’s no way that’s happening 

That’s some solid justification there.

[Rickylovesweed 15,572]

1 minute ago, ONE YARD said:

Shit. Neto gone?  Already?

heads. Falling off pets. 

Hi cash car. 

[RGBIII 23,020]

I like that Burke kid. Needs to add 40-60 lbs at least but looks to have a good feel for the game only playing a limited amount of football. Can’t teach length 

[Bamboozled73 342]

3 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

White devil.

Don’t let him fool you. 

[cdain3 3,454]

But what about Neto?

[HillCountryBevo 231]

@closetojumping we need an update before shit hits the fan tomorrow 

Edited December 15, 2021 by HillCountryBevo

[Bevo 13,931]

10 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Looks like it's gone. https://twitter.com/neto_umeozulu/status/1470622018836078598

 

[Chuckie Finster 23,103]

He hasn’t decommitted Jesus fuck guys take a chill pill

[Hornlover 8,947]

6 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

How is the Burke kid’s eating ability?  Because he’s gonna need to eat a bunch.

He's like the @Uncle Boobsof Gatti's Pizza. Eats pies for hours at a time. 

[Chooky 13,342]

I'm glad signing day is tomorrow or it would be two weeks of people talking about how Burke needs to gain 35 pounds.

[dcar00 14,999]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

I like that Burke kid. Needs to add 40-60 lbs at least but looks to have a good feel for the game only playing a limited amount of football. Can’t teach length 

I believe you meant "lenf"

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,651]

Looked at twitter and his last tweet was in July. Was that always the case (minus the committing)?  If not. He might just have gone social media dark. 

Edited December 15, 2021 by ONE YARD

[Hank_Hill 20,110]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I like that Burke kid. Needs to add 40-60 lbs at least but looks to have a good feel for the game only playing a limited amount of football. Can’t teach length 

Put him on the Omenihu plan

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,439]

4 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

His childhood pic

 

Damn, if only Michael Jackson knew all he had to do was eat CFS to become white.

[Redneck Mutha 8,232]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Can’t teach length 

[Fico 1,806]

 

Edited December 15, 2021 by Fico

[Chopper 17,452]

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

night shift, reporting for duty.

 

 

Calm down, ya nancys.

[UncleBuck 6,455]

Probably just tired of the notifications. 

Gunna cross my fingers and hope he’s just never heard of the “mute tweet” option.

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,318]

3 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I'm glad signing day is tomorrow or it would be two weeks of people talking about how Burke needs to gain 35 pounds.

I know a few people on here who can help him find a certain fried food.

[Dbeasy 15,613]

I hope Burke isn’t a replacement for a decommit. 
 

That sentence should carry the thread for another 100 pages. 

[Chooky 13,342]

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

Calm down, ya nancys.

Unprepare our anuses?

[Bevo14 8,470]

Westlake kid's hudl is interesting. Looks like a stick figure but he uses his length to his advantage. I'm now gruntled by the take.

Spoiler

I also don't want to be that guy whose posts about this kid get necrobumped in 3 years if he turns into a 6'7 270 lbs All American freak.

 

[Teryor 5,014]

Just now, Dbeasy said:

I hope Burke isn’t a replacement for a decommit. 
 

That sentence should carry the thread for another 100 pages. 

Nah, hoping it's Swanson will only last a couple

[RGBIII 23,020]

Just now, Dbeasy said:

I hope Burke isn’t a replacement for a decommit. 
 

That sentence should carry the thread for another 100 pages. 

He is. McKinzie

[Big Woodrows 4,217]

20 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Still trying to get over the initial near-universal reaction that we are somehow too good for a DL that Michigan wanted.

[Dummy 344]

12 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

buddy told me about Stewart taking off aggy on his IG profile.. he's right

 

His commitment picture is still the third picture (bottom right of the screen shot) on his instagram. He just replaced the tag with a link to his youtube channel.

[Fug 605]

hmmm

[lilMAC25 4,007]

247 still has Neto as a horn…

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,160]

11 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

White devil.

[Okcool 791]

 

He hasn’t decommitted Jesus fuck guys take a chill pill

[texifornia 59,081]

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

247 still has Neto as a horn…

Well yeah they still have Lewis too, and Brice as an OU commit. You have to actually say you're decommitting for them to take you off the list.

[Chopper 17,452]

Just now, Big Woodrows said:

I wish we had video showing Harbaugh after this photo was taken, chucking that cake into some big grey trash can. Where it belonged.

[Dbeasy 15,613]

I’ll admit that 90% of the reason I’m unexcited about Burke is that Michigan likes to take big frame players that are athletic and see if they can turn them into great football players and a lot of times it doesn’t work out. It’s going to be a crap shoot. But I guess every recruit is a crap shoot. 

[Kanly 554]

http://www.hudl.com/v/2Ez1jR

Burke was a pain in the ass for Ewers last year. He had at least one sack and caused one of the interceptions in the championship game.

[Herbie Hancock 7,504]

JJ Watt was 6’5” 220 and a 2* recruit. Burke is taller, bigger and a 3* burgeoning on 4*. Go ahead and get him ready for Canton.

[Herbie Hancock 7,504]

Goddammit

[Okcool 791]

 

He hasn’t decommitted Jesus fuck guys take a chill pill

[Here’s the deal 114]

Does Burke like CFS?

[TreatyOak 17,422]

34 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

@TreatyOak you know Westlake, is Burke a legitimate take?

He has been a great player this season. He wasn’t even going to play college football and was going to head east to play lacrosse. Then, he has had his outstanding season, and Michigan offered him. I can’t tell you how many balls he has batted down, and he has been a force against some very athletic teams. I think he has one or two INTs. He is a tremendous athlete and is an outstanding high school player. I think he would be an awesome forward on a bball court. Of course, he benefits from an outstanding defense coaching staff and a very cohesive team around him. 

However, college is another matter. I think he could potentially be a great addition, provided he had a couple of years to bulk up. He is very disruptive to passing games, because he makes his height a problem for QBs. He is not the level of a war-daddy game-changer that we like to see who can quickly contribute, but a smart, athletic player. Gonna need to bulk up for $EC.

[Chopper 17,452]

4 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Unprepare our anuses?

Unless your name is Nicole.

[justinjc7 153]

so people would stop fucking blowing up his god damned twitter you jock sniffing fucks.

Yeah because an already committed kid taking his commitment video off his Twitter would help to keep attention away from him

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[ATXbronco 4,528]

4 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

JJ Watt was 6’5” 220 and a 2* recruit. Burke is taller, bigger and a 3* burgeoning on 4*. Go ahead and get him ready for Canton.

Didn't know he was just a 2* but the weight is off.

Edited December 15, 2021 by ATXbronco

[Ashley Schaeffer 193]

4 minutes ago, Dummy said:

His commitment picture is still the third picture (bottom right of the screen shot) on his instagram. He just replaced the tag with a link to his youtube channel.

He did have aggie above that link previously though. Signed, definitely not a stalker.

[BurntOrange&White 42,018]

[Creasy Bear 666]

1 minute ago, Ashley Schaeffer said:

He did have aggie above that link previously though. Signed, definitely not a stalker.

Stewart isn’t coming.