Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[Texas Wahoo 3391]

 

 

[NoName 16351]

Just now, texifornia said:

Jessie Armstead is 51 years old and finished his career in 2003. I am 31 and don't know who Jessie Armstead is.

we all have flaws

[sidis 9825]

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Jessie Armstead is 51 years old and finished his career in 2003. I am 31 and don't know who Jessie Armstead is.

shit. 

 

well fwiw, everything you millenials know about linebacker play today is because of lawrence taylor, jessie armstead, and ray lewis.

actually, no it is not.  you guys have actually never seen real linebacker play since they are all just dbs now.  which i guess is why we are no longer apparently recruiting them.

Edited December 15, 2021 by sidis

[Hermanator 7036]

almost 20 years ago Jesse Armstead lived a few houses down the same street as me in Desoto

Csb

[JOSEYWALES66 1801]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Want to feel old - Armstead's last game was 17 years ago.

I hate you right now.

[runthebone 7967]

1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

For Fuck's sake, just click the submit button 1 FUCKING time. It is lagging, but it will eventually post whatever bullshit meme, gif, or drivel that you fucksticks think we cannot live without!

This is shagurly.  People are going to quadruple post just to spite you.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

3 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

For Fuck's sake, just click the submit button 1 FUCKING time. It is lagging, but it will eventually post whatever bullshit meme, gif, or drivel that you fucksticks think we cannot live without!

Yep. Nothing happening after hitting submit and seeing it change to saving means it is posting even with the huge traffic.

Edited December 15, 2021 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

For Fuck's sake, just click the submit button 1 FUCKING time. It is lagging, but it will eventually post whatever bullshit meme, gif, or drivel that you fucksticks think we cannot live without!

Yeah, it doesn't matter. I'm clicking once and changing tabs. Shit's borked

[runthebone 7967]

2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

For Fuck's sake, just click the submit button 1 FUCKING time. It is lagging, but it will eventually post whatever bullshit meme, gif, or drivel that you fucksticks think we cannot live without!

This is shagurly.  People are going to quadruple post just to spite you.

[TexasFan21 1275]

 

[Katfid54 8624]

Seems obvious to me that the renewed Dunancville pipeline and interest coinciding with Drayton probably moving on is a big signal that Samples is joining the staff after NSD1?

[Dbeasy 15044]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Jessie Armstead is 51 years old and finished his career in 2003. I am 31 and don't know who Jessie Armstead is.

I may be mistaken but I think Jessie Armstead is one of the main characters of Saved By the Bell. 

[Laxtonto 12080]

3 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

 

I thought PK was supposed to suck as a recruiter...

[HalfSack Horn 149]

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

almost 20 years ago Jesse Armstead lived a few houses down the same street as me in Desoto

Csb

Frost Farms or Thorntree?  Lots of athletes and former athletes living around there.  

[WinningIsHard 4028]

2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

For Fuck's sake, just click the submit button 1 FUCKING time. It is lagging, but it will eventually post whatever bullshit meme, gif, or drivel that you fucksticks think we cannot live without!

[Teryor 4459]

Just now, Katfid54 said:

Seems obvious to me that the renewed Dunancville pipeline and interest coinciding with Drayton probably moving on is a big signal that Samples is joining the staff after NSD1?

He literally just went to TCU like 2 weeks ago

[Hermanator 7036]

4 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Why?

you know how in every group of hot friends is always one fat girl?

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

1. Hit Submit Reply

2. Run a marathon

3. Read War and Peace

4. Check to see if post was submitted. 

[MoJames 8244]

2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

For Fuck's sake, just click the submit button 1 FUCKING time. It is lagging, but it will eventually post whatever bullshit meme, gif, or drivel that you fucksticks think we cannot live without!

[Butch Had Not 2969]

Just now, Laxtonto said:

I thought PK was supposed to suck as a recruiter...

Same rankings that had Meh as a top recruiter. 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5395]

Just now, Laxtonto said:

I thought PK was supposed to suck as a recruiter...

Nah, he just sucks as a defensive coordinator. 

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

For Fuck's sake, just click the submit button 1 FUCKING time. It is lagging, but it will eventually post whatever bullshit meme, gif, or drivel that you fucksticks think we cannot live without!

[The Earl of Texas 3132]

Can we get Taki's on board for an NIL deal? We need deliveries to a bunch of hat-selection events, pronto.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5395]

Just now, Laxtonto said:

I thought PK was supposed to suck as a recruiter...

Nah, he just sucks as a defensive coordinator. 

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

2 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

Hell of a football player and athlete.

[Nope 3114]

2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Seems obvious to me that the renewed Dunancville pipeline and interest coinciding with Drayton probably moving on is a big signal that Samples is joining the staff after NSD1?

Doubtful

[closetohumping 17438]

7 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Well, it's Jessie, so that could be part of the problem.

Jessie is a friend.  I'd say he's a real good friend of mine.

[Immaculate Vibes 114]

5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Want to feel old - Armstead's last game was 17 years ago.

Or how about a poster earlier saying they never knew Deion as a player 

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

6 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

For Fuck's sake, just click the submit button 1 FUCKING time. It is lagging, but it will eventually post whatever bullshit meme, gif, or drivel that you fucksticks think we cannot live without!

J/k

Edited December 15, 2021 by Sgt Hulk

[WinningIsHard 4028]

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

I thought PK was supposed to suck as a recruiter...

If you read surly too much you will begin to think he sucks at everything my friend. lol 

[General Specific 3256]

2 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Yeah, it doesn't matter. I'm clicking once and changing tabs. Shit's borked

Borked is right, tapa or not!

[immamac 42839]

https://discord.gg/6GbNpFtB

If you are treefiddy and don't want to F5 join the discord and follow 

[Michael Knight 12977]

Shazz chose Alabama

 

 

Edited December 15, 2021 by Michael Knight

[Katfid54 8624]

1 minute ago, Nope said:

Doubtful

username checks out, etc. etc. etc.

[General Specific 3256]

2 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Yeah, it doesn't matter. I'm clicking once and changing tabs. Shit's borked

Borked is right, tapa or not!

[westexhorn 2015]

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

I thought PK was supposed to suck as a recruiter...

I think Bo Davis probably helped reel most of those

[conVINCEd 21469]

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Shazz chose Alabama

We’re full.

[Getafix 28592]

12 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

Is this a joke lol like the Adrian Peterson- Evan Stewart thing. I just saw Jesse armstead posted a lot so figured it was.

I also do not know who Jesse Armstead is.

 

Not sure exactly what Gerry said, but I believe it would align with the opinion below.

General opinion across services is 

- not sure when he'll sign

- increasing chatter that Texas is in it, although I think most would still say A&M is the favorite

Hope that helps.

(Armstead was posted about 56 times, so just a little joke.)

 

 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Shazz chose Alabama

After we told him we didn’t have room for him.  Right?

[Post Oak 20209]

3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Seems obvious to me that the renewed Dunancville pipeline and interest coinciding with Drayton probably moving on is a big signal that Samples is joining the staff after NSD1?

I hope you're right but I think that's a bit of a stretch.  If we could upgrade WR Coach and RB Coach recruiting that would be great.

[NoName 16351]

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

this shit wasn't funny the first time and isn't funny now - hit submit ONCE

edit: if you don't use it, just download ublock origin and you can block this dumb gif

Edited December 15, 2021 by NoName

[HalfSack Horn 149]

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

almost 20 years ago Jesse Armstead lived a few houses down the same street as me in Desoto

Csb

Frost Farms or Thorntree?  Lots of athletes and former athletes living around there.  

[runthebone 7967]

Red + Blue + Brown = Puce

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

Stewart is trolling us. Little does he know he’s actually trolling himself when he catches 15 passes next season for 365 yds

[Wishbone 4759]

Just now, runthebone said:

Red + Blue + Brown = Puce

Undefeated 

[Lonestar88 4653]

 

[The Earl of Texas 3132]

Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

Stewart is trolling us. Little does he know he’s actually trolling himself when he catches 15 passes next season for 365 yds

365/15 = 24.33 per and thats real gud

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

10 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Want to feel old - Armstead's last game was 17 years ago.

And this thread will still be posting about him 17 years from now

[Tex Pete 20339]

10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Jessie Armstead is 51 years old and finished his career in 2003. I am 31 and don't know who Jessie Armstead is.

[Huckleberry 32851]

I know how to click just once

Edited December 15, 2021 by Huckleberry