Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[KYHorn 17014]

1 hour ago, touchthemonolith said:

Can someone tell me, in two words or less, whether it matters that Evan Stewart hasn't signed to aggy yet?

No. Fewer.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

35 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Dp

Edited December 16, 2021 by dingleberryswitzer

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

Some rich ass booster should come in and buy up those unsigned aggy targets. God that would be glorious.

[Immaculate Vibes 114]

48 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

After today’s events I couldn’t think of a better dinner.

Aligned. Wait, shit never mind. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13090]

South Austin’s mom is never worried about numbers and I’m not either.

[LarryMoeSurly 411]

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Who's Kenneth Law?

I fucking hate that guy.  His commercials and billboards are all over Austin.  It's annoying.

[conVINCEd 21469]

I’m sure a bunch of guys who used to coach at Bama are capable of doing some creative math.

[LarryMoeSurly 411]

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

South Austin’s mom is never worried about numbers and I’m not either.

[Mikey4 2476]

4 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

South Austin’s mom is never worried about numbers and I’m not either.

User name checks out

[formermav43 4606]

I’m worried about all the people who are taking a Hank Scorpio post seriously.

Edited December 16, 2021 by formermav43

[Bamboozled73 315]

21 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Who's Kenneth Law?

Terrence Cooks’ cousin 

[Ignatius 4017]

19 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Frieda’s boss.

You fucking people…..

Who’s Frieda?

[CoachTex 2623]

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Edited December 16, 2021 by CoachTex
I fucked it up.

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

23 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Who's Kenneth Law?

[CoachTex 2623]

2 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

You fucking people…..

Who’s Frieda?

My secretary.

[JimmyJames 12271]

2 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

You fucking people…..

Who’s Frieda?

That took way too long. I was getting ready to jump in.

[Bigbend1812 12915]

[Mitch Cumsteen 18547]

Earnest Greene never signed? Is that right? Is he waiting until February? Can't remember seeing an update and I'm not wading back through this glorious cesspool of a thread. 

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

9 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

I’m worried about the numbers of people who are taking a Hank Scorpio post seriously.

fify

[C-Man 27192]

27 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Agbo and that’s it 

Thanks. Missed that since it was further down the board than the Savion Red post.

What happened with Winfield? Dipshit signed with Rapelor?

[General Specific 3253]

Can you stupid tapatalk fucks just not use tapatalk for one fucking day? There is nothing wrong with the site and tapatalk is actually responsible for the majority of the borkage. I Fucking hate that piece of shit plugin. Be normal like 98% of the other fucking users. 

i spin her to you, you spin her to me.

[mvlonghorns 285]

4 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Earnest Greene never signed? Is that right? Is he waiting until February? Can't remember seeing an update and I'm not wading back through this glorious cesspool of a thread. 

I think he was supposed to sign but not announce today. Idk when he is announcing.

[cactusflinthead 27598]

3 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Earnest Greene never signed? Is that right? Is he waiting until February? Can't remember seeing an update and I'm not wading back through this glorious cesspool of a thread. 

Is there a good round-up somewheres?

 

[immamac 42837]

yeah it's literally stickied at the top of the fucking board. 

[cmontexas 3270]

Little George's in the hotel room and about 30 pages to catch up on

[maninblack 7974]

6 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Earnest Greene never signed? Is that right? Is he waiting until February? Can't remember seeing an update and I'm not wading back through this glorious cesspool of a thread. 

He signed but isn't announcing until the All Star game

[4HE 156]

4 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Is there a good round-up somewheres?

 

Be patient my friend. Lol

[Scholz 11938]

15 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

You fucking people…..

[Bevo 13568]

2 minutes ago, maninblack said:

He signed but isn't announcing until the All Star game

Is Georgia pretty confident?

[cactusflinthead 27598]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

yeah it's literally stickied at the top of the fucking board. 

Damn dude. Been gone all fucking day. I know it's a shitshow. Have a goddamn doobie and chill out. 

And thank you

[utexas8 1436]

Earnest Greene’s 247 page- 100% CB’s to Georgia.


Apparently there’s only one pick lolol

[maninblack 7974]

Just now, Bevo said:

Is Georgia pretty confident?

I haven't seen anything on him 

[henrygandorf 29189]

6 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Little George's in the hotel room and about 30 pages to catch up on

"hey are you looking at instagram pages of high school kids?"

"yeah, but i mean, they're guys, so..."

[Hank_Hill 18793]

1 minute ago, utexas8 said:

Earnest Greene’s 247 page- 100% CB’s to Georgia.

….it has one pick

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

17 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Earnest Greene never signed? Is that right? Is he waiting until February? Can't remember seeing an update and I'm not wading back through this glorious cesspool of a thread. 

He's supposed to sign but announce later.

[ATXbronco 4062]

Too much?!
Too weird?!

[Sawbonz 27541]

9 hours ago, texifornia said:

His heyday was before my time but he seems like suuuuch a dickhead every time I see him in the media. Motherfucker can recruit, no doubt.

Apparently when he was in SF he would never let Jerry Rice catch a pass in practice. 
 

Also when the Falcons drafted him his agent wanted to meet w the GM/owner to look at the contract wo Deion there but Deion insisted. He got the offer, read through it, handed it back and said “you guys must just want me returning punts” and walked out. Supremely confident with good reason

[Michael Knight 12977]

9 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Is Georgia pretty confident?

earlier today gerry indicated we got a commit from someone in ca

[billfromlaketravis 11448]

20 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Earnest Greene never signed? Is that right? Is he waiting until February? Can't remember seeing an update and I'm not wading back through this glorious cesspool of a thread. 

Greene will sign this week, but won't announce until the all star game in January. 

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Too much?!
Too weird?!

WHO IS SHE?

LINK THE GRAM!

[Rimbo 25911]

1 hour ago, sith_horn said:

 

 

 

relevant username

[MonkeyDoughnut 10229]

With NIL coverage of PWOs at other programs, is there a overall program limit at all or could you PWO/NIL as many as you want?

[westexhorn 2013]

Apparently Nahlin is conceding Denver to aggy.  Can anyone confirm he said that?

Edited December 16, 2021 by westexhorn

[Bruh Man 3160]

Just now, westexhorn said:

Apparently Nahlin is concerning Denver to aggy.  Can anyone confirm he said that?

Nahlin--

 

I have to switch my pick to A&M.

I apologize to those that have a lot of trust in me to predict these difficult recruitments correctly.

I don’t believe he has signed an LOI but when he does I find it unlikely it will be for UT.
 

[Brandon 193]

bag was dropped. it is what it is. 

[texifornia 56864]

1 minute ago, Bruh Man said:

Nahlin--

 

I have to switch my pick to A&M.

I apologize to those that have a lot of trust in me to predict these difficult recruitments correctly.

I don’t believe he has signed an LOI but when he does I find it unlikely it will be for UT.
 

Oh look, bad news and Bruh Man comes running. How's Looch's dick taste?

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

You can lead a horse to water…

[RichUT 1832]

The writing has been on the wall for a minute. That’s why getting Brooks to flip was so massive for the staff.

[ATXbronco 4062]

9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

WHO IS SHE?

LINK THE GRAM!

She is not the current board mascot, Nata Lee.

And that's all you don't need to know.  

IDK, brother.  I'd give you more if I had it though.

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oh look, bad news and Bruh Man comes running. How's Looch's dick taste?

I’d guess like shit, but I think that’s the other guy….so veal?

Edited December 16, 2021 by IDIOTsavant